PrimeMinisterKeyes

@PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Office Space (1999)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I really hope your equipment is ATEX-certified, what with all the methane around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Office Space (1999)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Still waiting for the smellphone to be invented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Office Space (1999)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Gas is expensive

  Apparently not expensive enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Have a Problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s been watching Along Came Polly (2004).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not How It's Supposed To Be⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravy incuming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whitest teeth I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s either that, or not rinsing the dirty dishes with tap water before starting the soap-cleaning procedure. Salt, in particular, totally wrecks the cleaning power of the soap. There’s an entire science around this, actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all might not be ready for this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Leonard Cohen song of the same name came out in 1992.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's right, you know⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are Facebooks I remember
  All my life, though some have changed
  Some 4channer, not for better
  Some have E-baum and some remain
  All these places had their moments
  Geocities and friends, I still can recall
  Zombo dead and some are living
  In my life, I love Lemmy more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And forgot it when waking up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ĥψ = Eψ , therefore:
  Ĥ = E

  from...

  … quantum mechanics, I’m sure you all remember.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In-between⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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  The Breeders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forty hours, one life...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a job so cool that if I mentioned my job title, nobody would believe me.

  Is it “CAD monkey,” perchance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you’ll recognize some of the titles on here.
  Some puns inevitably get lost in translation, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These days, they also skip the light fandango.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a cultural thing. You wouldn’t understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who says romance is dead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't have a plan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Throughout my life, I’ve gotten to know several people like that. They all have mental or physical disabilities, but you would never know until they told you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring it back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess that would make Brazil the country with the most land borders to other countries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never Gonna Give You Up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody likes you when you’re 53.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Call Me. Ever.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ♪ Feeling unknown and you’re all alone
  Flesh and bone by the telephone
  Lift up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer ♪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still feel their presence...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  Slacker (1990)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now: Take it Easy by The Eagles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Feeling like Sisyphus, upvoting all of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cashier said "hello" instead of "hi" 😳⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This lines up with what the ever-quotable Talleyrand once said:
  “If you wish to be popular in society consent to be taught many things you already know.”

  It didn’t prevent him to be called “shit in a silk stocking” by Napoléon on one occasion, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had to fight off the twinks for this bread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yum yum, such nice… bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!

  Technically not NSFW

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s what they do. People don’t notice that? I’ve known several guys that worked this kind of jobs on and off when really strapped for money. Pretending to be women online. Unethical AF, of course, but this is a lot more widespread than you could possibly imagine. And it’s not hard at all to get hired.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Flea markets, anyone? There are several big ones in my area, occurring regularly. I go several times a year and it’s always so much fun when I do. And it’s very easy to chat people up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Film Studios: "Put that man in a jungle!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oliver Laric knew

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portlandia was spot on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ♪ Kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪ then.