PrimeMinisterKeyes
@PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
Astral Weeks
- Comment on Had to fight off the twinks for this bread 16 hours ago:
Yum yum, such nice… bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!
Technically not NSFW
- Comment on Anon tries dating apps 1 day ago:
Yeah, that’s what they do. People don’t notice that? I’ve known several guys that worked this kind of jobs on and off when really strapped for money. Pretending to be women online. Unethical AF, of course, but this is a lot more widespread than you could possibly imagine. And it’s not hard at all to get hired.
- Comment on Anon tries dating apps 1 day ago:
Flea markets, anyone? There are several big ones in my area, occurring regularly. I go several times a year and it’s always so much fun when I do. And it’s very easy to chat people up.
- Comment on Film Studios: "Put that man in a jungle!" 6 days ago:
Oliver Laric knew
- Comment on Portlandia was spot on 2 weeks ago:
♪ Kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪ then.
- Comment on 📡📡📡 5 weeks ago:
I mean, I don’t quite agree with Fahhh’s stance, but how is the left image porn or porn-related, and why should horny = creepy?
- Comment on 📡📡📡 5 weeks ago:
Are you drunk?
Because I am. - Comment on 📡📡📡 5 weeks ago:
Tell me more…
- Comment on Anon awakens something 1 month ago:
Worse. First, he ate parts of him. Then he killed him.
- Comment on Congratulations! 1 month ago:
And then, one day…
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What do you mean?
- Comment on indoor mushroom farming 1 month ago:
- Comment on Rotund 1 month ago:
Is that from Golden Girls?
- Comment on Best skeddaddle! 1 month ago:
It was the style at the time…
- Comment on Is there a community for cursed pictures? 1 month ago:
Wait, I have another one
- Comment on Is there a community for cursed pictures? 1 month ago:
Not sure if NSFW, NSFL, both, or neither
- Comment on The Matrix 1 month ago:
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Hoth calling - Comment on The Matrix 1 month ago:
- Comment on It's true 2 months ago:
We have all the time in the world…
- Comment on Crazy how it does that 2 months ago:
Average redditor speak.
- Comment on Not even a big melon 2 months ago:
If life gives you melons, make melonade.
- Comment on Need a AI update 2 months ago:
I’m getting flashbacks to the knife dildo from the movie "Seven."
probably NSFW
- Comment on Test ride 3 months ago:
Two wheels don’t make a bike.
- Comment on Test ride 3 months ago:
I just pictured a movie scene in my head where she narrowly escapes the guy, riding the bike like a bat out of hell. He pulls out a gun, starts shooting as she disappears in the distance. A cop car arrives, lights flashing. She’s forced to take narrow and hazardous back alleys. Cut to police dogs barking. She fords a river while carrying the bike over her shoulder to erase the scent.
Late at night, still riding the bike, she arrives at her home, totally exhausted, covered with dirt and leeches, hair disheveled, only to find her actual bike - that looks exactly like the one she just stole from the guy, who is really poor and had to sell the bike to pay for his divorce - chained to the lamp post in front of her house, the same place where she had left it. - Comment on Do you speak my language? 3 months ago:
Thank you. I like it.
I’d like to mention this one, too:
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V-3 - No One Speaks My Language Here(One of my favorite albums of all time. I don’t think it’s online, though.)
- Comment on I can't drive 55 3 months ago:
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don’t need no phone at all - Comment on Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs 3 months ago:
I’d like to share this inspirational quote by Basquiat who OD’d aged 27:
“They tell me that the drugs are killing me, then I stop, and then they say my art’s dead.” - Comment on Fuckin bummer 3 months ago:
- Comment on Lady Parts is Bugs. 3 months ago:
The yellow part looks like a flaccid strap-on to me.
- Comment on Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI 3 months ago:
Morpheus:
You think that’s air you’re breathing?
