PrimeMinisterKeyes

@PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorrel can give you kidney stones. As kids, we were told not to eat too much of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a movie critic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  s/1970/1977
  s/2025/2022

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Thought I remembered the name. That’s where Dinosaur Jr. played a legendary set.
  Also, I just realized they did another one more recently. I’ll have to listen to that one, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be like a Coulombic explosion, but with an excess of negative instead of positive charges.
  Everywhere in the universe where matter lumps together, it would disintegrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates that don't tell me what is being updated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At first glance I thought he’s wearing glasses with straps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#freepenisman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It IS him, he just dyed his mustache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funniest Exhibit at the Smithsonian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine the smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies, all lies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, there is actually a band called “The Hu.” I thought glitchdx was joking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Our male apprentices, especially when they are eager to “score,” have a haircut 2-3 times a month.
  Then again, they also take their cars to the big car wash every single week, and meticulously vacuum the interior afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you in particular⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Serious question: If his black is the blackest and absorbs all light, why does that gadget/ trinket in the second video on this site cast a gray shadow? To my understanding, it should either cast a completely black shadow, or no shadow at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That'd be helpful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down there, Richard Stallman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only as a forever candidate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨winter fans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Almost time to switch on the ole Nik Nagane background picture rotation on all my devices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d have to compare this graph to data from elsewhere in the world, though. Especially in the Western world.
  Also, the fact that sex is less fun for men when most of their genitals’ nerve endings have been cut off does not mean it’s being performed less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cats can get into houses just fine.
  Also, having eight legs would make large spiders behave like giant hands, so opening windows and doors might be an easy task for them. Especially if multiple spiders cooperate…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bohr, for sure.
  I’ve read Feynman’s biography, which, for the record, I would not recommend to everyone.
  But he’s witnessed Einstein and all of these early physics luminaries, and by his memorable account, everybody was in awe of Bohr, and Bohr only.
  So I’d like to hear what the ruckus was about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Summoning Circle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m wondering how easy it is to tell males from females, especially at night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from politics is made. MAGA the T-shirt, MAGA the coloring book, MAGA the lunch box, MAGA the breakfast cereal, MAGA the flame thrower.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ten is correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ߷
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toot toot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine, I’ll didgeriwon’t then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Byeeeeeee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And then, they went on to get rear spoilers… guns with silencers… blockchain…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶 Oh, Sashimi
  They don’t believe me
  But you won’t let those tapeworms eat me 🎶

  (Geez, I can’t believe that even the 20th anniversary edition of that album was 3 year ago)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon puts himself out there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those two worlds must not collide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon puts himself out there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find the original source right now, but a study found that 50% of men pretended at least once in their lives to be women online, whereas 0% of women pretended to be men.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow! Wikipedia says it was discontinued only in 2024.