PrimeMinisterKeyes

@PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Call Me. Ever.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ♪ Feeling unknown and you’re all alone
  Flesh and bone by the telephone
  Lift up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer ♪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still feel their presence...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Slacker (1990)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now: Take it Easy by The Eagles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Feeling like Sisyphus, upvoting all of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cashier said "hello" instead of "hi" 😳⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This lines up with what the ever-quotable Talleyrand once said:
  “If you wish to be popular in society consent to be taught many things you already know.”

  It didn’t prevent him to be called “shit in a silk stocking” by Napoléon on one occasion, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had to fight off the twinks for this bread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yum yum, such nice… bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!

  Technically not NSFW

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s what they do. People don’t notice that? I’ve known several guys that worked this kind of jobs on and off when really strapped for money. Pretending to be women online. Unethical AF, of course, but this is a lot more widespread than you could possibly imagine. And it’s not hard at all to get hired.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flea markets, anyone? There are several big ones in my area, occurring regularly. I go several times a year and it’s always so much fun when I do. And it’s very easy to chat people up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Film Studios: "Put that man in a jungle!"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oliver Laric knew

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Portlandia was spot on⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ♪ Kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪ then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I don’t quite agree with Fahhh’s stance, but how is the left image porn or porn-related, and why should horny = creepy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you drunk?
  Because I am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me more…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon awakens something⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Worse. First, he ate parts of him. Then he killed him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then, one day…
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that from Golden Girls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best skeddaddle!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was the style at the time…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a community for cursed pictures?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I have another one

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a community for cursed pictures?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  Not sure if NSFW, NSFL, both, or neither

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Matrix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  Hoth calling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Matrix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We have all the time in the world…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy how it does that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Average redditor speak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even a big melon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If life gives you melons, make melonade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a AI update⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m getting flashbacks to the knife dildo from the movie "Seven."

  probably NSFW

  This scene

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test ride⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Two wheels don’t make a bike.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test ride⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just pictured a movie scene in my head where she narrowly escapes the guy, riding the bike like a bat out of hell. He pulls out a gun, starts shooting as she disappears in the distance. A cop car arrives, lights flashing. She’s forced to take narrow and hazardous back alleys. Cut to police dogs barking. She fords a river while carrying the bike over her shoulder to erase the scent.
  Late at night, still riding the bike, she arrives at her home, totally exhausted, covered with dirt and leeches, hair disheveled, only to find her actual bike - that looks exactly like the one she just stole from the guy, who is really poor and had to sell the bike to pay for his divorce - chained to the lamp post in front of her house, the same place where she had left it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you speak my language?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. I like it.
  I’d like to mention this one, too:
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  V-3 - No One Speaks My Language Here

  (One of my favorite albums of all time. I don’t think it’s online, though.)