PrimeMinisterKeyes

@PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We have all the time in the world…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crazy how it does that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Average redditor speak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even a big melon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If life gives you melons, make melonade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a AI update⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m getting flashbacks to the knife dildo from the movie "Seven."

  probably NSFW

  This scene

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test ride⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two wheels don’t make a bike.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test ride⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just pictured a movie scene in my head where she narrowly escapes the guy, riding the bike like a bat out of hell. He pulls out a gun, starts shooting as she disappears in the distance. A cop car arrives, lights flashing. She’s forced to take narrow and hazardous back alleys. Cut to police dogs barking. She fords a river while carrying the bike over her shoulder to erase the scent.
  Late at night, still riding the bike, she arrives at her home, totally exhausted, covered with dirt and leeches, hair disheveled, only to find her actual bike - that looks exactly like the one she just stole from the guy, who is really poor and had to sell the bike to pay for his divorce - chained to the lamp post in front of her house, the same place where she had left it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you speak my language?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. I like it.
  I’d like to mention this one, too:
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  V-3 - No One Speaks My Language Here

  (One of my favorite albums of all time. I don’t think it’s online, though.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't drive 55⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
  She sends a cable coming in from above
  Don’t need no phone at all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting told by Lemmy to stop taking drugs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to share this inspirational quote by Basquiat who OD’d aged 27:
  “They tell me that the drugs are killing me, then I stop, and then they say my art’s dead.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin bummer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lady Parts is Bugs.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The yellow part looks like a flaccid strap-on to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Morpheus:

  You think that’s air you’re breathing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More than a dipper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was reminded of this picture, kind of:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iran attacks Oracle as retribution for sacked employees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Explain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spicy spicy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m retarded?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb glasses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They “trust me”
  Dumb fucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice use of emojis there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Streaming didnt exist in 1970⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a young Weird Al?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behind the scenes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that another example of forcible impregnation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The meaning of life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  Credit: Sidney Harris

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  PhD level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ESL homework⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if you add up the number of speakers of second languages according to this page, and assume anybody speaks at least one language as their first one, you’ll end up with almost exactly 1.4 as the average number of languages any given human speaks.
  That’s the lower bound, though, as I only added up second languages where the number of speakers is at least one million, and Wikipedia doesn’t list many more anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instead of everyone leaving NATO, could everyone else just kick the US out?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  s/Poland/Slovakia/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just take a look at the large communities on Lemmy:

  • News: American
  • Politics: American
  • Memes: American AND political

  I could not find any European meme community at all, and if there was one, I have a hunch it would be flooded with things Trump said or Musk said or whatever is new on Netflix. I guess news about the Circular Economy or the microplastics regulation, being rolled out slowly and in phases, though absolutely affecting EUropeans’ everyday lives, are just not quite as entertaining from an existentialist POV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of those things you never forget⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Kama Sutra has you covered: Deer, mare, elephant as metaphors for the various sizes of human womens’ genitalia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, the name of the star Algol means “the ghoul.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still smell them⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NOW you tell me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Loose like sleeve of wizard.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grippy handles too. Luxury.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks like something from Codex Seraphinianus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of things are possible with a knife and a lighter.