Rotund

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s like a pet ballsack

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine’s a lot wrinklier and think there’s a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip

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    • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You need Balltox

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    • notabot@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!

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• terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sentient ballsack

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The scrotum demands scritches.

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In more ways than one!

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• BooBees@fedinsfw.app ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Moar pixels:

    Image

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What’s up with its paw?

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He looks like Alf

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The quill gives him power so he’ll go slower instead.

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    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’re thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Definitely swim faster.

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• Salah@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Human intervention is at its best when it cares for beings that would otherwise not survive

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• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse

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• BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.

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• AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok but which Norfolk?

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  • Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Uk apparently: www.foxylodge.yolasite.com

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    • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well, duh.

      Jesus…

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s only one in the native range of the hedgehog

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• MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As my brother joked when I showed him this:

  “Damn, now he’s just a hog.”

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  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Alf got fat.

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold’s draws and stung him right on the sack.

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  • Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That actually happened to me as a kid.

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is that from Golden Girls?

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    • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No honey I can’t eat there on account of my fibroids acting up.

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• Mucki@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?

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• LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.

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• goodboyjojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When your, when your girl you, when your girlboy you boy when, when boy you you boy when girl

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Stroke help is on the way.

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    • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sad

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Link the uninitiated

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    • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Idk Lemmy seems to hate anuerism posting lmao

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The squonk

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• volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But why the massages? Serious question

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hope he is not cold

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like a half-ass-ed job.

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Never half ass two jobs. Full ass one.

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• heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?

  Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.

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  • ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think sphinx cats are older than the ability to cut in hedgehog genes to your cat.

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• wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The weirdest tan egg I’ve ever seen.

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• Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?

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• Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Before the viagra kicks in

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• Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Still not as cursed as hairless bears.

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• mondomon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re looking at a nude egg.

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• HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What a cute little meat bag 😂🤣.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?

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