Sentient ballsack
Rotund
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/ab7b019d-d7d8-405c-b074-a09da01fbeab.jpeg
Comments
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
einlander@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The scrotum demands scritches.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
In more ways than one!
BooBees@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
What’s up with its paw?
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The quill gives him power so he’ll go slower instead.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Definitely swim faster.
Salah@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Human intervention is at its best when it cares for beings that would otherwise not survive
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.
AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Ok but which Norfolk?
Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Uk apparently: www.foxylodge.yolasite.com
starlinguk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, duh.
Jesus…
wieson@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
There’s only one in the native range of the hedgehog
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold’s draws and stung him right on the sack.
Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
That actually happened to me as a kid.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Is that from Golden Girls?
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
No honey I can’t eat there on account of my fibroids acting up.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As my brother joked when I showed him this:
“Damn, now he’s just a hog.”
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪
Mucki@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Alf got fat.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
When your, when your girl you, when your girlboy you boy when, when boy you you boy when girl
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Stroke help is on the way.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
Sad
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Link the uninitiated
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
Idk Lemmy seems to hate anuerism posting lmao
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.
goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The squonk
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
But why the massages? Serious question
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Looks like a half-ass-ed job.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Never half ass two jobs. Full ass one.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hope he is not cold
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?
Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I think sphinx cats are older than the ability to cut in hedgehog genes to your cat.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The weirdest tan egg I’ve ever seen.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Before the viagra kicks in
Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Still not as cursed as hairless bears.
mondomon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’re looking at a nude egg.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
What a cute little meat bag 😂🤣.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s like a pet ballsack
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine’s a lot wrinklier and think there’s a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
qualia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You need Balltox
notabot@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.