wyldrstallyns

@wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternative medicine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  More like a rampantly-inbred bag of oops at the dog park when another furry fuckup is shitting out something delectable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm accuracy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only that their resemblance to one side of the extended family and mine to the other was enough proof of the gummy bear example to make the concept stick in my mind, accurate or no😉.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm accuracy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Luckily enough, I had multiple siblings to reference when this came up in school (<'00), so I only went along with it as “close enough for homework”, but knew it was crayon-box BS. 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm accuracy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You sure sound like a scientist! 🤩🖖🏼

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone confirm accuracy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ripe for office, then, historically speaking. 🤌🏼

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zebra!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good eye! 🤘🏼

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O hi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hirsute, indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zebra!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OMG, Becky. Look at his stripe.

  Must be wunna them thicc fellas, mm.

  ~<translated from zêbra, source: Gary Larsen>~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolph Lundgren?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Panic sweeps across California over proposed billionaire tax - Tech moguls and moderate Democrats are mobilizing their wealth and networks to try to block it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dunno, maybe tax them into bankruptcy, maybe?! Fuckin’ leeches, every single one of 'em. No one gets to millionaire status without ruining at least a few hundred lives, and yes, even those that got theirs via inheritance, divorce, etc. who don’t make sure it returns to the workers it was stolen from —which is, historically, nearly zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prediction vs Reality⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I feel better!”

  “Shutup, you’re dead.”

  cat in background, being swung, yowling

  “Actually, might go for a walk.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That revelation is shared by pretty much everything that’s had that sudden experience. Most of them lived, it would seem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sperm have been made magnetic to allow IVF inside the body⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just, don’t get them wet now. 😳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon awakens something⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If my toilet moves, even a little, I change toilets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon awakens something⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s tiled, though, it’s at least duo-chromatic, right? I’m no expert on the spec for black water closets, but I’m pretty sure there some sort of vetting sequence. Maybe. Is there a commode doc around here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cake sheds are making bakers £1,000 a week - but the dream might be over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not in the UK’s exploitation class’ interests yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cake sheds are making bakers £1,000 a week - but the dream might be over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  but clearly these rules exist for a reason

  Yep. The Man always had to get his cut. This is capitalism wrapped in sheeple wool.

  If it were about “safety”, then donating to food to the hungry wouldn’t be a fucking crime, because the systems to ensure that food was fine would be baseline already.

  Instead, people blithely parrot this “safety” bullshit while millions go hungry and perfectly good, edible food is wasted in disgusting amounts every. single. day.

  But, hey, at least everyone can (will/has) point at this “law”. “Ope, hands are tied, sorry.” 😶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG apologizes for emailing Nazi runes to its followers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  While not entirely incorrect, the simple fact that they knew ahead of time, and were clearly aware enough to avoid sending it to Germany, thus making them complicit at best.

  No. Fuck them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG apologizes for emailing Nazi runes to its followers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Apologia much? 🤷🏽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG apologizes for emailing Nazi runes to its followers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The high seas welcome another mariner. 🤘🏼

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG apologizes for emailing Nazi runes to its followers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They only apologize when they get caught. Everything else is “fine”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An Eye-Opening Experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, that’s a doc we all need around! 🥰

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ada Lovelace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I hear someone slopping that “adage” out, I silently note that they’ve no idea how many of the Apollo astronauts returned home safely. (It rhymes with “female mathematicians”, btw.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The weirdest tan egg I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guerrilla plantfare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re already plastic enough to chew on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution Factsberg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Theor, short for theoretically, I presume? I’m keeping up. 🤩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution Factsberg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a brane?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution Factsberg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No argument there 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution Factsberg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A virus got your “o”.