Anon is a carpenter

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Was it a … step by step tutorial

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  • masta_chief@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This joke took me for a flight

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    YYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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• ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those episodes of South Park where all the handymen were living like kings and all the college educated douches were getting replaced with ai summed it up pretty well

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Making stairs is one of the most skillful jobs from a carpenters point of view. At least do said my grandad, who was a carpenter (he made stairs).

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Hanging a door is the one that pisses me off. I can build fine furniture, build fine staircases, whatever you need. But hanging a door is a nightmare.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      My grandad might be biased, fwiw

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It’s very easy to make shitty stairs

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The tricky part, I am told, is ensuring every step is the same height

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    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      where’s the fun in that? Make the last step a little bit shorter or higher!

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    • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Thats what these guys are for:

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When they say they want the housing market to collapse, I don’t think this is what they meant.

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  • kestrel7_7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    OP said this was a commercial build, nothing to do with the housing market 🫠

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• gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Like Jesus.

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They didn’t have stairs in 0bce, silly. Just ladders and ramps. No fossils of stairs have been discovered that date back to before the Ottoman Empire.

    /s

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First thing I thought that was where it was going.

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    • Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you even buy a house with $40 an hour today?

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• PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Google it and build it” probably took 4 weeks of work lol.
  I wouldn’t say its that shrimple, but ok.

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    A skilled carpenter can spit out a fight of stairs in a day or so. An unskilled one can spit them out in half the time. They’re not nearly as complicated as you’d think.

    This is still fake as fuck, construction projects are contract labor. They’ll bring in the tradies they need as they need them and then fire the ones they don’t, generally getting rid of too many people too early, rather than keeping people around they don’t need.

    Carpenters on these projects are generally finish carpenters, they’d be installing drywall and trim, and would be quite busy trying to keep up with the schedule.

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    • join@lemmy.ml ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      What world do we live in, where we can no longer trust green texts.

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    • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Itst not totally unrealistic to have an apprentice on rough construction not doing much on site. I could totally see a boss sending them to build a construction staircase (open back, just steps) and it only taking an hour or two. It just needs to be good enough to get into the building, it will get replaced by real stairs later (with concrete).

      That said, this is 100% fake. OP has never set foot on a construction site

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    • kestrel7_7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      The part that made me think it was fake was the workbench. Who has an actual workbench at a jobsite? I’m not saying it’s never happened, but I’ve never seen it.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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