LeonineAlpha
@LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Tastiest beverage 6 days ago:
But underneath the fur?
- Comment on Ninja! 🥷 💨 1 week ago:
And the Navy sunk 139 squid trawlers, since 0.000000000001% chance some powder for shrimp now instead
- Comment on So unfair 1 week ago:
Go watch Smashing Pumpkins video “Today”
We have “no-idea”(except we know EXACTLY because someone newspaper published a full page add about Aetheoship Dispute Devices that make your head very hot when they steal your ideas!) How, but David Corrigan stole our life for that video.
Because my bud delivered ice cream pies for Baskin Robins, and the lot of us would pile in the back of the styrofoam insulated van, filled with dried ice and leftover ice cream pies, that his insane-stoner-trust-fund-rich-boomer-boss- was incapable of counting.
An he would drive us to a national park, and we would box all the weed we could muster, like often a quarter ounce, in the air tight space, until we nearly blacked out.
Then we would pour out together and zerg the woods and rivers by the moon, except that fully 30% of the time the cops would be waiting, but so many teens were doing likewise, that by a miracle herd defense, we were somehow barely able to dive roll around alley lights, ditch the smoking dry ice in a, …, ditch, and crawl under trucks back into the ice cream van to drive “safely”(always beyond impaired driver) back home.
Where we would then dare that driver to eat as many ice cream (whole fucking pie sized) pies as in-humanly possible, then the rest of us would nearly aspirate pon our vomit from laughing for he would puke, such that it steamed the air from the temperature difference, inspite being down his gullet a half hour, still frozen!
- Comment on So unfair 1 week ago:
And Gen X???
All of the above, but also:
We had to steal !ALL! our parents’ butter knives, and smelt them beneath electrical elements and toasters, then smoosh hash between them, with maximum force of strength and agressive sawing motions, whilst earnestly deep throating 2L plastic bottles with the bottom plate hacked off, inhaling madly, bobbing that plastic fume hood mere millimeters from the red hot poker. And if, somehow, whilst impaired, any part of this should go wrong somehow (how!? Why!?) Endure the humiliation at work home and school as people knowingly ridiculed the giant burn scars upon our cheeks of shame
- Comment on Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly? 1 week ago:
(As far as we know)Women are a very small % of psycho(or-any-type?)killers. Like shabby mass (violent) slaughter attempts is absolutely a mostly-male thing
BUT
The tiny % of female psycho killers is mostly all elderly/disabled care, and when convicted 10s-100s of kills. And thats what an official thinks its easy to prove to a dead-beat-jury, so truth be told, some of those gals did 100s or 1000s!!!
So the rare “Venus-Libertina” of infrequent-occurence yet maximum-slaughter does indeed put men to shame
- Comment on Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly? 1 week ago:
Just based on the outrageous “strata” fees on “owned” lots for pre-fab/trailer parks (not the rental pad lots, totally different(same?) Story)
More per month just to get your (wife’s, ass) grass mowed than to maintain my ancient building…
Private Equity got anywhere you could move also
- Comment on Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly? 1 week ago:
Nearly??? So long overdue!!!
In the 1980s when Regean fired all unionized Air-Traffic-Control and replaced them using the military. USA workers did nothing, and that’s when they lost the game folks! THAT was the moment, do or die, national general strike or… They COULD still knock over the table and walk out of the casino… any day now… in the last 40 years… maybe tomorrow… day after?..
PS Some kids cutting class on a Friday or Monday every 3 months is NOT a general strike!
The USA general population has been an insult to the entire world history of resistance and protest, since the late 1960s, so fuck you very much for abandoning your watch and dooming us all ass-hats
- Comment on You're supposed to say thank you 2 months ago:
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
- Comment on 8<9 2 months ago:
Lots of their “brain” is effectively spread through the tentacles, its like a mythic hydra
- Comment on Might as well bring it full circle 2 months ago:
I went down to the corn-chemical exchange bank, and gave em 2 ears a corn, and they gave me 2 beakers a chemicals!
- Comment on OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else: 2 months ago:
Will add to your awsome LooneyToons level KungFu movies above:
The Ballad of Ricky Oh Shaolin Soccer (I panned this on title originally, its not that, its comedy gold)
- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 2 months ago:
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- Comment on I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in? 2 months ago:
“It was real. I’d seen it. I’d seen it in reality.” • The mask of humanity fall from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone – everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the world. It has to take it off, just for one second. To do the deed." And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death… the sweetest, most courageous people in the world." “You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you know. That the bourgeois are not human.”
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 3 months ago:
Watch “All watched over by machines of loving grace” BBC, Curtis; might be also on some dread YouTube. The cow portholes were part of (unexpected) scientific disproof of the trite popular wisdom of “Ballance of Nature.” Whole series is a trip, if maybe a bad one.
- Comment on 29 years since our homecoming queen was taken from us 3 months ago:
Through the darkness of future past The sorcerer yearns to see One clear path between two worlds Come fire, walk with me