My dad used to dress up as Piccolo from dbz and beat me in my sleep with his custom made ocarina when I was 22 years old. It always pissed me off because he would call it his piccolo but it wasn’t a goddamn flute it was an ocarina. So when he died 4 years ago I dressed up as Piccolo at his funeral and beat his corpse with that same ocarina. Everyone gave me a standing ovation and clapped so hard a few attendees dislocated their wrists, one even degloved their hand. So when the paramedics came I told them my dad died.
You're supposed to say thank you
Submitted 17 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 16 hours ago
Holy shit, what a roller-coaster of a comment.
jdr@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Hoooo! Did you understand? Yes / No.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
No.
Wait! Fuck! I meant yes! Fuck! Not again!! Fuuuuuuu
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Yes, no, maybe so around the corner something something… I don’t get it
skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Beautiful 😅
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
polite applause
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Gohan? Oh nm, you said 22, not like 4.
Warm_Bowl_of_Peas@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
What even is the crime 😭
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
UnrepententProcrastinator@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Maybe they just forgot to leave a tip…
agingelderly@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Does he take requests? I always lives the song of storms
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Go around
Chronographs@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Yeah that’s what started playing in my head when I read this.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Du dudu du dudu oh my God a chicken, du du dududu I’m gonna fuq you uuuuuup
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Which theme? The title?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Doesn’t matter, let him play! Forrest theme hopefully
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Of course it matters! Each song has it’s own magical effect!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
He’s just trying to find the shrine that lets him de-age seven years.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Dude’s making sure the Sun’s on schedule.
bookmeat@fedinsfw.app 8 hours ago
They’re looking for a man whose face is blurred in the photo….
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
In other news all pots where broken in the local area
JaymesRS@piefed.world 17 hours ago
#lifegoals
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 16 hours ago
My city has a guy who walks around playing a trombone on Friday evenings around the bars lol
zerobot@lemmy.wtf 17 hours ago
you need to open the door to activate the quest
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Das Fluten Duten indeed.
Kanda@reddthat.com 2 hours ago
I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Well… were you?
Kanda@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he got the chy