Chronographs
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- Comment on NetEase reward US-based developers of live service hit Marvel Rivals by sacrificing their jobs to "efficiency" 2 days ago:
The US and Japan dev teams aren’t the only people working on it, there’s still the “core” team in China, though still doesn’t seem like a good move
- Comment on Multiverse 3 weeks ago:
I’d argue that multiverse theory being true would be a property of the multiverse, not a property of any individual universe, but the ‘infinity not including all possibilities’ part is true too
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
If all the people censoring everything got together maybe they could too
- Comment on Why do so many UK electrical sockets have an on/off switch next to them? 3 weeks ago:
I mean there can be either outlets or light fixtures connected to them, generally the switched outlets have lamps plugged in though.
- Comment on Why do so many UK electrical sockets have an on/off switch next to them? 3 weeks ago:
It’s not about having a switch it’s about having the switch right next to the plug instead of next to the doorway (where it usually is in the US)
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Yeah I’m surprised nobody else mentioned CS, it’s kind of the eternal FPS in my mind
- Comment on I know what I have 1 month ago:
I think he was wondering if the text was too. Pretty sure it’s a real (or at least not generated) post about a fake picture
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 1 month ago:
Not to mention that going from ‘so pathetic nobody would ever want to fuck you’ to ‘so pathetic the only way you can get laid is by paying for it’ isn’t much of an upgrade
- Comment on Behold currently! 1 month ago:
Threw it into some shitty online ai translator since google translate doesn’t support aramaic and used the same one to translate it back. Here’s what it spit out (no formatting because fuck you I don’t want to)
Once someone told me, the world is destined to turn, I am not wise in stone tools. She appeared foolish, with her finger pointing to a ‘L’ on her forehead. Yet the years begin to come and do not halt, consumed by rules while I run from the land. It makes no sense to live in pleasure, how can a wise man emerge when your head is in folly? There is so much to do, so much to see; what is wrong with traveling inner paths? You won’t know if you don’t go, you won’t shine if you don’t take care. Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. All that glistens is gold, only falling stars shatter the form. It is a fine place, and they say it will cool down; you are now wrapped, wait until you mature. But the mighty meteors think otherwise, according to the hole in the dualistic picture. The ice we slide on is very thin, the waters are enclosing and you must swim. My world is on fire; what about you? Thus, I love it and do not tire. Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. All that glistens is gold, only falling stars shatter the form. (Go to the moon, go, go) (Go to the moon, go, go) (Go to the moon) (Go, go, go to the moon). Be now, you are a star. Sit in your game, go play. Be now, you are a rock star. Bring the show, receive a reward. And all that glistens is gold, only falling stars; someone once asked, ‘Can you leave me a bit of coal? I need to escape this place.’ I said, ‘Yes, what an idea, I need a bit of fuel.’ And we all need a little change. So, the years begin to come and do not stop, consumed by rules while I run from the land. It makes no sense to live in pleasure, how can a wise man emerge when your head is in folly? There is so much to do, so much to see; what is wrong with traveling inner paths? You won’t know if you don’t go (go!) you won’t shine if not…
- Comment on This has been stuck in my head since I fed the cats this morning 2 months ago:
Came?
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 3 months ago:
I’m pretty sure he’s referring to him being “Tyson’s Puppy”
- Comment on World of Warcraft's monetization seems to be getting way more aggressive 3 months ago:
That could be true, I quit during battle for azeroth
- Comment on World of Warcraft's monetization seems to be getting way more aggressive 3 months ago:
The game uses every type of dark pattern there is to make you log on every day and soak up all your time.
- Comment on Secret actor behind Metal Gear Solid 3’s EVA revealed after 20 years 3 months ago:
Suzetta Miñet
- Comment on PSA: Break Your New York Times Games Streak Today. 3 months ago:
Yeah I lost all respect for them after it came out that their article on the October 7th attack was all bullshit
- Comment on The Monster Hunter Wilds beta is live with an early glimpse of the new camping, wound and weather systems 3 months ago:
Series s?
- Comment on Half as Hot 3 months ago:
Kelvin doesn’t have degrees btw you just say 50K or 100K because it’s an absolute temperature scale as opposed to an arbitrary or relative one like Fahrenheit or Celsius. I’d expect that the energy would be double though that’s more of a feeling.
- Comment on Fake retro video game ring worth €50m smashed in Italy 5 months ago:
Pirate them and emulate them, not pay for this crap that doesn’t even meet safety standards.
- Comment on Control 2, Condor and the Max Payne remakes are shaping up just fine, say Remedy 6 months ago:
Sure but I’m not going to buy a PS5 just to not have to buy the game from the epic game store
- Comment on Control 2, Condor and the Max Payne remakes are shaping up just fine, say Remedy 6 months ago:
I really hope these aren’t epic exclusive but I’m sure I’ll be let down again
- Comment on Braid: Anniversary Edition has sold so poorly that "the future is uncertain" for Jonathan Blow's company 6 months ago:
Do you have any examples of how he sucks?
- Comment on Elden Ring – Patch Notes Version 1.13 6 months ago:
Got those magic hitbox-seeing eyes
- Comment on One of the rarest NES games of all time goes up for auction 6 months ago:
Yeah obviously you can verify it’s real I was just making fun of the verge thinking plugging it in means anything
- Comment on One of the rarest NES games of all time goes up for auction 6 months ago:
I like how they say that you’d be able to tell it was real by plugging it into an NES, as if nobody can make a working NES cart in 2024
- Comment on A Brand-New Electric Bus, No Charge. (That Was One Problem.) 7 months ago:
TL;DR It didn’t charge properly and need to be repaired when they bought it and it’s so quiet that kids listening for the diesel engine don’t realize it was coming. The rest of the problems were all hypothetical. Imo just feels like shit people need to get used to.
- Comment on Did Miyazaki poke fun at this viral tweet from two years ago with an Elden Ring: Shadow Of The Erdtree secret boss? 7 months ago:
Long reach is right holy shit
- Comment on Sony kills off [recordable] Blu-ray and optical disks for consumer market — business-to-business production to continue until unprofitable 7 months ago:
I’d never even heard of it, I feel like cheap large flash drives and streaming killed the main use cases for these.
- Comment on Hotly anticipated 'Black Myth: Wukong' is delayed on Xbox Series X|S — and now, Microsoft has responded 7 months ago:
Xbox One X was a stronger Xbox One Xbox Series X is a stronger Xbox Series S
- Comment on Why Movies From The 70s & 80s Look Like This: Kodak 100T 5247 8 months ago:
Text version
- Comment on no it do not 8 months ago:
Suicide vest is in christmas colors too