TheTetrapod
@TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Odds Are Good When The Goods Are Odd 2 days ago:
It’s on the New York Times website, desktop mode or app only.
- Comment on Let's do an integration 5 days ago:
They must mean reddit, even though orange isn’t really a primary color of the website itself.
- Comment on It was a simpler time 1 week ago:
It seems like it really caught on with the Instagram demographic, since they auto enrolled you into threads if you have an IG.
- Comment on it's just like Pet Cemetery 🪦 1 week ago:
- Comment on it's just like Pet Cemetery 🪦 1 week ago:
I saw this story as a greentext on 4chan over a decade ago.
- Comment on Anon isn't worried about population decline 4 weeks ago:
I was gonna say we could start pushing people out on ice floes when they get past 60, but climate change is ruining that for us too.
- Comment on Your wife begging you to get a job but you have to explain to her that Nietzsche said whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave 1 month ago:
Looks like Jon Hamm, my guess is Mad Men.
- Comment on Left Wing Rage # Right Wing Rage 2 months ago:
I’m starting to doubt that you’re Greek.
- Comment on Low rating 2 months ago:
I just googled to figure it out. It was a YouTuber named Gabi Belle.
- Comment on just have a fag bro 4 months ago:
Youtube is pushing new social media features where they try to track who shares videos with whom, then attempts to connect you like twitter mutuals.
- Comment on Are you worthy of this little treat ? 4 months ago:
Plato hates this one weird trick!
- Comment on ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this 4 months ago:
No, the door of a residential bathroom has a specific purpose, besides the normal door-related ones. It’s a vacant/occupied sign.
- Comment on Rotund 5 months ago:
You’re thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.
- Comment on caught in 4k 5 months ago:
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- Comment on Say hi to Flocky! 5 months ago:
Our smallest unit of weight is the ounce, which is 28g, and as much as Americans hate metric, we hate fractions more.
- Comment on Be The Sunshine ☀️ 5 months ago:
You can say that, but there are practicalities here. Where I live, it is highly unusual for someone to be going the speed limit on the freeway. It is completely unfeasible for cops to try to do anything to curtail that on an individual basis, so only the people doing truly dangerous things tend to get pulled over. I just play zebra and enjoy blending into all the other people going 15 over.
- Comment on Thats the good stuff 5 months ago:
Someone’s gotta tell modern fruit-namers that portmanteaus are not a requirement.
- Comment on The Cock-of-the-rock is one of the most difficult Brazilian birds to find in the world. 5 months ago:
One of the brazilian most difficult to find birds doesn’t seem very competitive.
- Comment on Borders 6 months ago:
This just in, Lemmy user doesn’t understand that analogies are imperfect.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
You’ve been brainwashed, the original bit was that everyone thought it was Berenstein, when it’s actually Berenstain as depicted in the image.
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 6 months ago:
What do you mean?
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 6 months ago:
Because it’s a direct parody of a culturally relevant AI image. Are you expecting someone to break out the oil paints in order to make a legible slop reference?
- Comment on The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree. 7 months ago:
It was pretty clear from context.
- Comment on I choose hating your job in unconventional ways. 7 months ago:
Nah, this kind of display is called a dump bin. It’s meant to look like a chaotic jumble, but doing it with jars seems like a bad idea.
- Comment on optimal amount of syrup 7 months ago:
Fine, as the quantity of waffle approaches zero, the syrup to waffle ratio approaches infinity.
- Comment on Happy 3.14 Day 7 months ago:
Why is it a cobbler recipe?
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 9 months ago:
What about “(I’m No) Superman” by Lazlo Bane, aka the Scrubs theme song?
- Comment on Shitty stores that penalise you for not having their store card 10 months ago:
Who?
- Comment on I love Dune! 10 months ago:
President of Sand Planet has big human arms?! My first instinct is that that sucks, but my second instinct is that it rules.
- Comment on No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers 11 months ago:
I deal with this at one of my jobs. We offer the moon to new customers, but existing customers are constantly getting screwed over. People complain about it constantly, but corporations have no incentive to reduce the amount of money they’re receiving from you, which could open the doors to losing income from every other customer who decides to ask, when they can just roll the dice on whether you decide to go through the hassle of leaving. It’s scummy and I don’t agree with it on a personal level, but the agent you’re talking to has no power to change the system.