Rather be homeless than have this as my job

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait, you guys are getting paid?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    LOL

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What if you blow it more often?
  Asking for a friend.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reservoir overflows, killing thousands

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What if I swallow?
      My friend, I mean.

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• DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just call me Main Reservoir, baby.

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Speak for yourself

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t my mouths full

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• Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t have to tell me twice

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are the workers blowing the cocks that are in there?
  Or is whatever is in there blowing the cocks of the workers?
  And where do I apply?

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• gndagreborn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds like my kind of job

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard it blows

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    • gndagreborn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      😘

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A blowjob is still a job

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You post history suggests you’re into that.

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  • ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol

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• Notserious@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s not so bad once you get past the taste

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  • MJKee9@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …starfucker!!

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I was really desperate for work I might do it once a week but I’m not going to do it every 4 hours

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a competitive market, once a week doesn’t pay the bills anymore

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t knock it till you try it, it’s a lotta fun

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  • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brother, you wouldn’t blow 2-3 cocks in an 8 hour shift if that was your only duty? After the first week, you’d be so good at it that you’d be “working” less than an hour a day.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Excuse me, I’m here for the blowjobs?

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• eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why we posting pictures of giuliani’s place of employment?

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there like a schedule rotation or is it one poor soul?

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Somebody’s got to do the work.

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