Yes Chef

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  me: fucking amazing, i love it!!

  TB: that’s great! it’s discontinued, try [not even remotely comparable substitution] instead!

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  • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Well why don’t you order some of that Cantina chicken crap? Look, we’re not taking it off the menu. A Group VP’s mistress came up with it. Do you have any idea how much money we have tied up in this?! I have a gun.”

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    • Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Honestly, I like the cantina chicken stuff. It’s better than their normal chicken imo. The only bad part is they charge like 50¢ for the Avocado Verde sauce

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Look dude I’m still trying to have an eXtreme summer here can you bring back that sauce I loved it

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Welcome to Taco Bell. How would you like your beans and rice arranged?”

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  • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Welcome to Taco Bell. How would you like your diarrhea and farts arranged?”

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    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You’re probably lactose intolerant.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don’t ever say this to a Mexican about their food btw

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s made with all the same shit we make everything else, just in a different configuration.

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I work in IT, to me configuration is everything lmao

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    • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Taco Bell doesn’t use a .conf file, JSON, or even XML. They still have a .ini file with a bunch of cryptic true/false values.

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  • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Except for the chicken nuggets.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Of all the things 2024 brought, Taco Bell chicken nuggets that aren’t even that bad wasn’t one of my expectations.

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  TB: I have killed at least 1.3 million people

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• Antiproton@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mmmmm hot dogfood on a tortilla!

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Lol I’ve actually had “hot” dogfood (tl;Dw, wanted to see if it was possible to season your way to making dogfood edible. It is not…) so no, I can say it’s definitely not even close lmao

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