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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    me: fucking amazing, i love it!!

    TB: that’s great! it’s discontinued, try [not even remotely comparable substitution] instead!

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    • pimento64@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Well why don’t you order some of that Cantina chicken crap? Look, we’re not taking it off the menu. A Group VP’s mistress came up with it. Do you have any idea how much money we have tied up in this?! I have a gun.”

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      • Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Honestly, I like the cantina chicken stuff. It’s better than their normal chicken imo. The only bad part is they charge like 50¢ for the Avocado Verde sauce

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Look dude I’m still trying to have an eXtreme summer here can you bring back that sauce I loved it

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Welcome to Taco Bell. How would you like your beans and rice arranged?”

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Welcome to Taco Bell. How would you like your diarrhea and farts arranged?”

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      • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re probably lactose intolerant.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t ever say this to a Mexican about their food btw

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s made with all the same shit we make everything else, just in a different configuration.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I work in IT, to me configuration is everything lmao

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      • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Taco Bell doesn’t use a .conf file, JSON, or even XML. They still have a .ini file with a bunch of cryptic true/false values.

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    • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Except for the chicken nuggets.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Of all the things 2024 brought, Taco Bell chicken nuggets that aren’t even that bad wasn’t one of my expectations.

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TB: I have killed at least 1.3 million people

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  • Antiproton@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mmmmm hot dogfood on a tortilla!

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol I’ve actually had “hot” dogfood (tl;Dw, wanted to see if it was possible to season your way to making dogfood edible. It is not…) so no, I can say it’s definitely not even close lmao

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