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• ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With those images, the no lifeguard beach obviously. Looks like a chill beach. They should have drawn it super dangerously, rocks, animals, whatever. Like this its a no-brainer.

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  • Tall_Chilchuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Red hats often have trouble with what should be a no-brainer

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thats the point. The red hat is the clue.

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And now they’ll never be able to reboot Mighty Max

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  • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, you don’t understand. By not having a lifeguard, the beach is supporting sharks. We need to choose the evil lifeguard beach to persuade the other beach to get a good lifeguard. If they see how much we prefer evil lifeguard, surely they’ll get the message that we actually want good lifeguard

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• ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feels like every presidential election

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• pewpew@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The logical answer would be neither

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, I might take a walk along the beach without the lifeguard while I call in to report the one allegedly trying to drown people.

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    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If he’s been at it long enough to paint a wooden sign about it, I think the authorities are aware.

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    • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even better

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the Lifeguard is a young Sam Elliott from the movie Lifeguard (1976), I’ll take the “tries to drown you” and go down with “choke me harder daddy.”

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