BananaOnionJuice
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on If you had 1 dollar and 24 hours what would you do? 7 hours ago:
The secret ingredient is crime.
- Draw on the dollar so it looks like a $20
- Con someone into exchanging into singles.
- Get 4 Costco hotdogs for lunch.
- Draw on the rest and con away.
- Comment on Windows is getting rid of the Blue Screen of Death after 40 years 4 weeks ago:
They changed it to black so we can keep the acronym BSOD, thanks Microsoft.
- Comment on Banana tonight 1 month ago:
OP should maybe take some Ed-to-Bismol or stuff like that?
- Comment on Like to play alone? Ubisoft is still watching you! 2 months ago:
Add it to the list for pirated games:
- No DRM
- Fully offline (when applicable)
- Complete with all DLC
- Patched
And if you get hold of a dodgy copy the malware could be more trustworthy than what ubisoft does.
- Comment on ‘Buffy’ Reboot Finds Its New Slayer: Ryan Kiera Armstrong To Star With Sarah Michelle Gellar In Hulu Pilot 2 months ago:
The reboots have reached the 90s, can’t wait for X-Files or I think they’ll call it Q-Files.
- Comment on Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone 2 months ago:
Inconcevable!
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 3 months ago:
Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 4 months ago:
I’m sure Dwarf Fortress has a mode/plugin for that resolution.
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 4 months ago:
You can’t go there until the next expansion.
- Comment on Rate my breakfast 5 months ago:
I’ll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.
For breakfast I’m more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.
- Comment on How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL? 5 months ago:
It may be bad practice to use SSN as a primary key, but that won’t deter thousands of companies from doing exactly that.
- Comment on Anon loves proprietary tech 8 months ago:
Dos was so much easier to use with Norton Commander.
- Comment on Habits of Insects 8 months ago:
Sadly we already know it will be distributed to the friends of the 1%
- Comment on Habits of Insects 8 months ago:
My bet is that if he expects to cut 2 trillion, he will end up increasing the budget by 4 trillion.
- Comment on Anon finally touches grass 9 months ago:
Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.
- Comment on The OG shitposter 9 months ago:
That beard reminds me of Hook, and the text fits.
- Comment on Sloths 🦥 11 months ago:
But where does Scrat figure in this?
- Comment on Sign of the times? 11 months ago:
That’s the one she smokes to calm her down after smoking all the other ones.
- Comment on W Earth 11 months ago:
Nailed it!
- Comment on W Earth 11 months ago:
- Comment on Anon watches an American flick 1 year ago:
The streets are wet so it’s easier to perform stunt driving.
- Comment on Unfortunate post placement 1 year ago:
Very unfortunate error code.
- Comment on Windows 11 is now automatically enabling OneDrive folder backup without asking permission 1 year ago:
Fine! You keep using windows, we will keep using our shit ass OS.
- Comment on Academia to Industry 1 year ago:
Will GPT-7 then be a burntout startup founder?
- Comment on It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem 1 year ago:
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
- Comment on We all know it's true 1 year ago:
Let me be the first to wish them a happy nentay.
- Comment on Non-binary 1 year ago:
When I see that kind of argument, I think of tri-state logic gates.
Those gates can be in 3 states High, Low, and Hi-Z.
If we look at non-binary people from that angle they must be in the Hi-Z state.
- Comment on Let's goooooo 1 year ago:
And … The gender is cake! 🌈🎂🎉
- Comment on local hunger games construction almost complete 1 year ago:
I like your analytical approach to this silly discussion 👍
- Comment on local hunger games construction almost complete 1 year ago:
Now i know, I remembered the MythBusters episode where they bury two pigs in concrete, I think it’s the one with Jimmy Hoffa, that will definitely discourage anyone from living in the apartments.
