BananaOnionJuice
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Public service announcement 6 hours ago:
The good ol’ one-two.
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 4 days ago:
She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it’s better than crystal dildos.
- Comment on Does the US charge tariffs on handbags from France? 1 week ago:
As I recall you will at least pay ~20% in import tax on stuff from EU, but before they reach the US there’s always the chance of major increases (see China).
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
- Comment on It's not that complicated, guys. 3 weeks ago:
The guy behind is trying to end the suffering with his pen.
- Comment on hyperbaric oxygen chamber 3 weeks ago:
Hope they don’t have bare wires and too much velcro.
- Comment on Experts disagree 4 weeks ago:
Everybody thinks he was a communist, but in reality he was a Mall Santa 🤯🎅🏻
- Comment on Zoom’s CEO agrees with Bill Gates, Jensen Huang, and Jamie Dimon: A 3-day workweek is coming soon thanks to AI 5 weeks ago:
Sounds like total crap, 3-day work week maybe in 100 years, we’ll have flying cars before that’ll happen.
- Comment on Let's toast to that 1 month ago:
LGBTS+
- Comment on Not the Bacon! 2 months ago:
*Sadham Hussein
FIFY
- Comment on Substack’s “Nazi problem” won’t go away after push notification apology 2 months ago:
A lot of the independent left news/podcasts are using substack.
- Comment on If you had 1 dollar and 24 hours what would you do? 2 months ago:
The secret ingredient is crime.
- Draw on the dollar so it looks like a $20
- Con someone into exchanging into singles.
- Get 4 Costco hotdogs for lunch.
- Draw on the rest and con away.
- Comment on Windows is getting rid of the Blue Screen of Death after 40 years 3 months ago:
They changed it to black so we can keep the acronym BSOD, thanks Microsoft.
- Comment on Banana tonight 4 months ago:
OP should maybe take some Ed-to-Bismol or stuff like that?
- Comment on Like to play alone? Ubisoft is still watching you! 5 months ago:
Add it to the list for pirated games:
- No DRM
- Fully offline (when applicable)
- Complete with all DLC
- Patched
And if you get hold of a dodgy copy the malware could be more trustworthy than what ubisoft does.
- Comment on ‘Buffy’ Reboot Finds Its New Slayer: Ryan Kiera Armstrong To Star With Sarah Michelle Gellar In Hulu Pilot 5 months ago:
The reboots have reached the 90s, can’t wait for X-Files or I think they’ll call it Q-Files.
- Comment on Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone 5 months ago:
Inconcevable!
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 6 months ago:
Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!
- Comment on Help! I can never find a game that has a good resolution. 7 months ago:
I’m sure Dwarf Fortress has a mode/plugin for that resolution.
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 7 months ago:
You can’t go there until the next expansion.
- Comment on Rate my breakfast 7 months ago:
I’ll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.
For breakfast I’m more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.
- Comment on How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL? 8 months ago:
It may be bad practice to use SSN as a primary key, but that won’t deter thousands of companies from doing exactly that.
- Comment on Anon loves proprietary tech 11 months ago:
Dos was so much easier to use with Norton Commander.
- Comment on Habits of Insects 11 months ago:
Sadly we already know it will be distributed to the friends of the 1%
- Comment on Habits of Insects 11 months ago:
My bet is that if he expects to cut 2 trillion, he will end up increasing the budget by 4 trillion.
- Comment on Anon finally touches grass 1 year ago:
Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.
- Comment on The OG shitposter 1 year ago:
That beard reminds me of Hook, and the text fits.
- Comment on Sloths 🦥 1 year ago:
But where does Scrat figure in this?
- Comment on Sign of the times? 1 year ago:
That’s the one she smokes to calm her down after smoking all the other ones.
- Comment on W Earth 1 year ago:
Nailed it!
