Elon, if you’re reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.
You must tell me, please!
Submitted 11 hours ago by Omgboom@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 2 hours ago
mirshafie@europe.pub 1 hour ago
I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Who would have thought the shithead pushing Ai slop that undresses women without consent would be a fucking pedo…
chaogomu@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Girls, it also undresses young girls.
And apparently the grok website/app or whatever will generate explicit and/or violent videos of anyone.
So yeah. One more reason to take all of Elons money and put him in jail forever.
jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
put him in jail forever.
That’s not the solution with fascists, but saying the solution out loud will get you banned
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Absolutely! It’s fucking disgusting that counties haven’t banned and blocked that platform just for that.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 hours ago
What a fucking zero.
ceenote@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It feels wrong to apply a term as memey as “cringe” to something as dark as the Epstein files but Elon’s cringe is just so overwhelming it can’t be helped.
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
The hair plugs was money well spent.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
As a complete off subject comment, this screenshot of musk is from when he brought a McLaren F1 hands down the greatest car ever made. Musky not only had one but didn’t insure it and would later crash it wile showing off.
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
Why would a billionaire insure their car?
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Making the remark regarding the diver such projection.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
Tbf that was the moment I knew he was quite likely to be a pedo. What was that, a decade ago?
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
always, with these nazi types.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The smallest joy I have in this life is knowing this fuckwads true soul looks this fucking stupid
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Yep, his force ghost will be based on genetics not surgery.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
“I’m asking so I can make sure I don’t go there that day, because I’ve never been there.”
normanwall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
(Girls FTW!!)
yingsawng.guzom@piefed.social 10 hours ago
ultranaut@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
“Pedo guy”
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
“Pedon Muskr@pe”
Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
This was like 2013 right?
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Five head.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
There are things you can’t buy with money.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Awajuk@piefed.social 10 hours ago
They are so f*cking disgusting 🤮 Whole US billionaire class, all 200 or so people, just plainly disgusting.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Agreed, just gonna point out that not all (though certainly most) of them are American. Elon and Prince Andrew being good examples.
Side thought, I’d like to see the ratio of billionaires by nationality. I imagine most would be either American or Chinese, but would be interesting numbers to look at. 🤔
will@piefed.zip 10 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Billionaires_by_nationality
arrow74@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Elon is American granted citizenship in 2002, 24 years ago.
I make this point not for Elon, but for other naturalized citizens. Once granted citizenship you are American, that’s one of the few good things I like about this country. I’ve lived and traveled to other countries where it doesn’t matter if you became a citizen or not because the locals will always consider you not one of them.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
Andrew was never a billionaire either.
Awajuk@piefed.social 10 hours ago
That is true. Unfortunately. However the cancer that usa became is generally pathetic - not only disgusting. The approach to money, people, technology, exploitation… it is just hard to comprehend how evil these people are… of course not only American but the concentration and the level of extreme is absolute top there. This is one of little areas that they are really THE “best” and world class.
Maeve@kbin.earth 10 hours ago
Elting@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Despite having to be a sociopath to hoard that much money, even here on this website people will still defend some billionaires because a few of their aims happen to align.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
At 200 it’s not even a class, just a club.