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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reaction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MAC AND CHBURGER

  MAC AND CHURGER

  M’URGER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point, my email is in many a git log on the internet. Good advice otherwise, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe 15 years ago, I had a JavaScript snippet that constructed my email address and inserted it onto a page. I bet that’s useless nowadays because the bots run Chrome headless or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Their comments felt like a mechanism to deliver thorns into my eyeballs, and I said no more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI looks for its “Google Chrome” moment with new Atlas web browser⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now whenever evidence of politicians’ weird behavior on the internet comes up, they can say it was just a rogue AI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When baking, if your oven can't reach the temperature stated in the recipe, do you then just adjust for time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t breathe the air if you do this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All in favor of renaming botanical fruits to “gruntled”?

  Aye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The reload time is zero, but teleporting N meters away takes N seconds. Oh, and it looks like the transporter effect from Star Trek where you fade out and get all sparkly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Illumin-ate-i⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally, I prefer the ziggurat cheese technique compared to the concentric cheese rectangles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, Walmart is working on creating Shrimpman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NotRobert’s house has no ceilings nor a roof. Assume his property extends down to the center of the Earth and one light year into space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I recall in a high school biology class, a classmate asked whether atoms were alive. The teacher was kind, but perplexed. She went into detail about how cells, which we do consider to be alive, are built out of molecules (not alive), which are built from atoms (not alive), etc. I’m not sure the question asker had ever considered that cells are not the same as atoms 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the cure to male loneliness shitposting?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The core of Christianity is internalizing the contradiction of three gods that are actually one. With the axiom that 3 = 1, you can prove anything. This is how you can believe that Jesus taught radical acceptance, but it’s okay to hate anyone who’s different than you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the frame rate is slowing down already. We’d never know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My annoyance with the chip cards was that some of the POS machines would say

  DO NOT REMOVE CARD

  for a long time before silently switching to

  REMOVE CARD

  without any other visual cues than two words in 10pt font disappearing. Like c’mon, change the background color from red to blue or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look out its the D*tch⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chart showing average height, but incorrectly scales the entire person instead of just the height, …

  The sin committed here was that the y axis began at something other than zero. If you scaled just their height without fixing the y axis, everyone except the Dutch would look like little clay men getting squished by a hydraulic press.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because that’s how typography works? Why do you capitalize the first letter in each of your sentences?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most time travelers probably have investments in Apple and Micosoft⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s not illegal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨agi graph slop, wtf does goverment collapse have to do with ai?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How would this be any different from more people existing in the world? These AGIs still need to eat (err, consume electricity). Or are you assuming they’ll be superior intelligences and thus disruptive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you think freewill truly exists?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know that free will doesn’t exist and I wouldn’t choose to have it any other way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not an engineer, I don’t know how it works. I can touch the transparent window without getting burned, so it appears the window is insulated.

  Maybe it works like this? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insulated_glazing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when the dishwasher says it’s low on cyan gnomes, but I can see them right there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My oven is super insulated, yet it still has a window

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT’S THE FEDS!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It still blows my mind that a plant is illegal. One with medicinal uses, no less. What will they think of next? Banning sunshine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dairy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, her pants wouldn’t fade into nothingness but on second thought I think the artist did the right thing…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My password is not accepted because it is too long⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love when there are so many rules that my first few randomly-generated passwords are rejected.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered that

  (a) documentaries do not need actors, and

  (b) if they did, the last black man earth could star as himself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual Fantasies⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m no AI proponent, but I’ll only believe that LLMs are causing this psychosis when I see a randomized controlled trial. Until then, it seems far more plausible that people experiencing delusions gravitate towards LLMs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you’ve been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man Bun™ was created when a regular rabbit ate a radioactive turd. Now he can anthropomorphize at will, leap tall buildings in a single sproing, be super jacked, and destroy his enemies with Mach-5 poops.