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- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 5 hours ago:
It’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 5 hours ago:
It’s not their fault which Lemmy server they were born into
- Comment on How many people have driven right into that wall 2 weeks ago:
That’s why we need lidar, Elon. Jesus Christ.
The dude insisted on cameras ONLY for Teslas.
I will never purchase a Tesla, but I will be pissed if one hits me.
- Comment on Modern graphical fidelity is incredible 2 weeks ago:
You kidding me? Anything she needs she can just break off a robosaurus or something.
- Comment on God has ADHD 2 weeks ago:
May he forever leave us in the back of the fridge, lest we be dumped into the cosmic garbage bin. (Does god compost?)
- Comment on What's your username and password? 2 weeks ago:
It’s very popular, too.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 2 weeks ago:
It likely has a distinctive vendor ID and product ID that it provides to the OS.
- Comment on You can't argue with his logic 2 weeks ago:
That is hilarious. They gave Christianity the selfish-gene treatment. I’ll be embarrassed if this is a page from the book — I haven’t actually read it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Selfish_Gene
- Comment on Would it be better to just have a lot of society be underground? 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 1 month ago:
I feel like we collectively forgot about “vape lung”
- Comment on The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ? 1 month ago:
I imagine it has more to do with money density, e.g. dollars per cubic inch. If you sold gold bars, making them huge limits the amount that someone can sneak out under their trenchcoat.
- Comment on Durian supremacy 2 months ago:
Noseblind Airlines only hires employees with chronic sinusitis
- Comment on No excuses 2 months ago:
I can only assume it’s a regular expression matching zero or more “f” before "uck"
- uck
- fuck
- ffuck
- And so on…
- Comment on Double Plug Experiment 3 months ago:
Maybe it’s a fairy ring en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_ring
- Comment on Suspicious 3 months ago:
Steam will demand your password
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Obligatory Hot Fuzz: youtu.be/Cun-LZvOTdw
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 5 months ago:
Keep it simple, shithead
- Comment on Optical illusions 5 months ago:
That’s a large, disembodied nose, you pervert!
- Comment on McDonald Meme Monday. Even though it's Thursday. 5 months ago:
I never could have predicted Canadian MAGA would be a thing.
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 5 months ago:
Why would a billionaire insure their car?
- Comment on Schlip schlop 5 months ago:
Did anyone really feel like the CGI was cutting edge at the time? Maybe I was hard to impress, but I felt like it was a bad movie with mid-grade CGI 🤷♂️
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 6 months ago:
It’s an acquired taste
- Comment on bad bitch 6 months ago:
This meme makes me feel so old. It’s like English moved on without me, and everyone’s speaking a new dialect. Almost like trying to read the Canterbury Tales.
- Comment on Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic. 7 months ago:
Is your integer two bits wide? 😂
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 7 months ago:
A “million dollar company” could be pulled directly out of their ass. Jenny’s illiteracy doesn’t inspire confidence in her accounting skills.
- Comment on Amazing 8 months ago:
Because it will be human present when it happens, right?
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 8 months ago:
In case anyone needs to hear this — when blood and mucus start coming out your butt, you need to go to the gastroenterologist. Don’t believe your primary care physician who says it’s probably IBS and therefore untreatable and not worth worrying about. It was ulcerative colitis for me, and they have treatments that let you live your life without being tethered to the bathroom.
- Comment on Not impressed 8 months ago:
This is how I felt as a kid when my peers insisted the thumb is not a finger. Like what are you talking about bro? If I asked before this came up, you’d have said you have ten fingers, not eight.
- Comment on reaction 8 months ago:
MAC AND CHBURGER
MAC AND CHURGER
M’URGER