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- Comment on You 4 days ago:
Don’t let anyone treat you like
std::optional<T> - Comment on "You guys are stupid, they're gonna be looking for 256 bit security keys." 6 days ago:
Almost assuredly someone is brute forcing all single-byte keys. In fact the private key equal to 4 is a single-bit, or “one hot” key, so an attacker could have found it by brute-forcing 384 different keys 😂
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Theory vs. practice, unfortunately
- Comment on Very helpful. 10/10 🎉 2 weeks ago:
I had a computer science professor who taught mathematical induction with one example proof. I didn’t get it, so I went to office hours, and she painstakingly went through the same example proof. I didn’t get it.
Then I went to the library on found Donald Knuth’s The Art of Computer Programming. I think it was the very first chapter that did the trick.
- Comment on “Empathy is a weakness!” 2 weeks ago:
Oh, I know that definition, but it sounded like the person I responded to met their guardian as a freshman.
- Comment on “Empathy is a weakness!” 2 weeks ago:
What’s a guardian?
- Comment on Equilibrium (2002) 2 weeks ago:
Very nearly the scunthorpe problem
- Comment on abyss 2 weeks ago:
Steam into the avoid
Scrare into the voidbyss
- Comment on If this survey is any indication, Audacity wants to add generative AI because of course they do 3 weeks ago:
Same here. If they add an MCP interface, that could potentiallly enable interoperability with whatever the hell you want. Maybe a web interface or a CLI.
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 3 weeks ago:
Soupy George, you got soup on your head (whoah-oh-oh)
- Comment on Star Trek was Ahead of its Time 3 weeks ago:
They were probably thinking of Captain Captain Janeway
- Comment on Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force 4 weeks ago:
Paying workers on time presents an opportunity cost. The penalties have to outweigh whatever they might make by investing the ill-retained funds. (I have no idea whether that’s the case with DoorDash here, but I’d hazard a guess that some executives still think it was worth it.)
- Comment on Toby dummy thicc 1 month ago:
Doc Cock
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 month ago:
Is that your skin after years of burning yourself reaching into the toaster?
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 1 month ago:
Or at least instead of a handle, there’s a capacitive slidey thing.
- Comment on Why weren't telephone lines and electrical lines not buried under ground? Which would have saved a bunch of money from upkeep and accidents? 1 month ago:
Incorrect. “Too quite” can only be cancelled out by some “not very”.
- Comment on Why weren't telephone lines and electrical lines not buried under ground? Which would have saved a bunch of money from upkeep and accidents? 1 month ago:
Couldn’t you just yell a little louder into the phone to make up for it?
- Comment on An old one but hopefully it checks out 1 month ago:
I don’t want to be mean, but is this… a new concept for y’all?
- Comment on Just to get this straight. If I stand outside a voting center and give each person 500 bucks to vote for me. That is illegal? But if I am a Dipshit In Chief and offer 5k that is 100 percent legal? 1 month ago:
It’s not a campaign promise. He’s already elected!
- Comment on Nice Going Buddy 1 month ago:
Mar-a-Lago?
- Comment on Mmmm tasty 1 month ago:
I can do it in one:
- Classify beverage as battery acid
- Comment on No Such Thing 1 month ago:
Or raising the minimum wage and instituting a wealth tax
- Comment on Me attending "AI University" at work today 2 months ago:
No mistakes I believe in you Claude
- Comment on Bad at job 2 months ago:
Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 2 months ago:
It’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 2 months ago:
It’s not their fault which Lemmy server they were born into
- Comment on How many people have driven right into that wall 3 months ago:
That’s why we need lidar, Elon. Jesus Christ.
The dude insisted on cameras ONLY for Teslas.
I will never purchase a Tesla, but I will be pissed if one hits me.
- Comment on Modern graphical fidelity is incredible 3 months ago:
You kidding me? Anything she needs she can just break off a robosaurus or something.
- Comment on God has ADHD 3 months ago:
May he forever leave us in the back of the fridge, lest we be dumped into the cosmic garbage bin. (Does god compost?)
- Comment on What's your username and password? 3 months ago:
It’s very popular, too.