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- Comment on Nice Going Buddy 6 days ago:
Mar-a-Lago?
- Comment on Mmmm tasty 1 week ago:
I can do it in one:
- Classify beverage as battery acid
- Comment on No Such Thing 1 week ago:
Or raising the minimum wage and instituting a wealth tax
- Comment on Me attending "AI University" at work today 2 weeks ago:
No mistakes I believe in you Claude
- Comment on Bad at job 4 weeks ago:
Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 month ago:
It’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 1 month ago:
It’s not their fault which Lemmy server they were born into
- Comment on How many people have driven right into that wall 1 month ago:
That’s why we need lidar, Elon. Jesus Christ.
The dude insisted on cameras ONLY for Teslas.
I will never purchase a Tesla, but I will be pissed if one hits me.
- Comment on Modern graphical fidelity is incredible 1 month ago:
You kidding me? Anything she needs she can just break off a robosaurus or something.
- Comment on God has ADHD 1 month ago:
May he forever leave us in the back of the fridge, lest we be dumped into the cosmic garbage bin. (Does god compost?)
- Comment on What's your username and password? 1 month ago:
It’s very popular, too.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 1 month ago:
It likely has a distinctive vendor ID and product ID that it provides to the OS.
- Comment on You can't argue with his logic 1 month ago:
That is hilarious. They gave Christianity the selfish-gene treatment. I’ll be embarrassed if this is a page from the book — I haven’t actually read it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Selfish_Gene
- Comment on Would it be better to just have a lot of society be underground? 2 months ago:
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- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 2 months ago:
I feel like we collectively forgot about “vape lung”
- Comment on The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ? 3 months ago:
I imagine it has more to do with money density, e.g. dollars per cubic inch. If you sold gold bars, making them huge limits the amount that someone can sneak out under their trenchcoat.
- Comment on Durian supremacy 3 months ago:
Noseblind Airlines only hires employees with chronic sinusitis
- Comment on No excuses 4 months ago:
I can only assume it’s a regular expression matching zero or more “f” before "uck"
- uck
- fuck
- ffuck
- And so on…
- Comment on Double Plug Experiment 4 months ago:
Maybe it’s a fairy ring en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_ring
- Comment on Suspicious 5 months ago:
Steam will demand your password
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Obligatory Hot Fuzz: youtu.be/Cun-LZvOTdw
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 6 months ago:
Keep it simple, shithead
- Comment on Optical illusions 6 months ago:
That’s a large, disembodied nose, you pervert!
- Comment on McDonald Meme Monday. Even though it's Thursday. 6 months ago:
I never could have predicted Canadian MAGA would be a thing.
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 7 months ago:
Why would a billionaire insure their car?
- Comment on Schlip schlop 7 months ago:
Did anyone really feel like the CGI was cutting edge at the time? Maybe I was hard to impress, but I felt like it was a bad movie with mid-grade CGI 🤷♂️
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 7 months ago:
It’s an acquired taste
- Comment on bad bitch 8 months ago:
This meme makes me feel so old. It’s like English moved on without me, and everyone’s speaking a new dialect. Almost like trying to read the Canterbury Tales.
- Comment on Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic. 8 months ago:
Is your integer two bits wide? 😂