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- Comment on Toby dummy thicc 1 day ago:
Doc Cock
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 day ago:
Is that your skin after years of burning yourself reaching into the toaster?
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 4 days ago:
Or at least instead of a handle, there’s a capacitive slidey thing.
- Comment on Why weren't telephone lines and electrical lines not buried under ground? Which would have saved a bunch of money from upkeep and accidents? 5 days ago:
Incorrect. “Too quite” can only be cancelled out by some “not very”.
- Comment on Why weren't telephone lines and electrical lines not buried under ground? Which would have saved a bunch of money from upkeep and accidents? 6 days ago:
Couldn’t you just yell a little louder into the phone to make up for it?
- Comment on An old one but hopefully it checks out 6 days ago:
I don’t want to be mean, but is this… a new concept for y’all?
- Comment on Just to get this straight. If I stand outside a voting center and give each person 500 bucks to vote for me. That is illegal? But if I am a Dipshit In Chief and offer 5k that is 100 percent legal? 1 week ago:
It’s not a campaign promise. He’s already elected!
- Comment on Nice Going Buddy 2 weeks ago:
Mar-a-Lago?
- Comment on Mmmm tasty 2 weeks ago:
I can do it in one:
- Classify beverage as battery acid
- Comment on No Such Thing 3 weeks ago:
Or raising the minimum wage and instituting a wealth tax
- Comment on Me attending "AI University" at work today 3 weeks ago:
No mistakes I believe in you Claude
- Comment on Bad at job 1 month ago:
Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 1 month ago:
It’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 1 month ago:
It’s not their fault which Lemmy server they were born into
- Comment on How many people have driven right into that wall 2 months ago:
That’s why we need lidar, Elon. Jesus Christ.
The dude insisted on cameras ONLY for Teslas.
I will never purchase a Tesla, but I will be pissed if one hits me.
- Comment on Modern graphical fidelity is incredible 2 months ago:
You kidding me? Anything she needs she can just break off a robosaurus or something.
- Comment on God has ADHD 2 months ago:
May he forever leave us in the back of the fridge, lest we be dumped into the cosmic garbage bin. (Does god compost?)
- Comment on What's your username and password? 2 months ago:
It’s very popular, too.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 2 months ago:
It likely has a distinctive vendor ID and product ID that it provides to the OS.
- Comment on You can't argue with his logic 2 months ago:
That is hilarious. They gave Christianity the selfish-gene treatment. I’ll be embarrassed if this is a page from the book — I haven’t actually read it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Selfish_Gene
- Comment on Would it be better to just have a lot of society be underground? 2 months ago:
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- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 2 months ago:
I feel like we collectively forgot about “vape lung”
- Comment on The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ? 3 months ago:
I imagine it has more to do with money density, e.g. dollars per cubic inch. If you sold gold bars, making them huge limits the amount that someone can sneak out under their trenchcoat.
- Comment on Durian supremacy 4 months ago:
Noseblind Airlines only hires employees with chronic sinusitis
- Comment on No excuses 4 months ago:
I can only assume it’s a regular expression matching zero or more “f” before "uck"
- uck
- fuck
- ffuck
- And so on…
- Comment on Double Plug Experiment 4 months ago:
Maybe it’s a fairy ring en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_ring
- Comment on Suspicious 5 months ago:
Steam will demand your password
- Comment on 5 months ago:
Obligatory Hot Fuzz: youtu.be/Cun-LZvOTdw
- Comment on K.I.S.S. 6 months ago:
Keep it simple, shithead