IntrovertTurtle
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- Comment on Anon gets an exotic pet 9 hours ago:
So this is basically just The Deep from The Boys. Like every part of it except the de-beaking.
- Comment on Anon gets an exotic pet 9 hours ago:
What a terrible day to be able to read.
- Comment on Are there any cultures where kissing is taboo? 3 days ago:
With a fistbump.
- Comment on A Baldur's Gate HBO series is in the works, will be set directly after Baldur's Gate 3 with new and returning characters 4 days ago:
Not sure, the only game I played before BG3 was Dark Alliance 2 on PS2 around 20 years ago. Well that and homebrew 3.5e/5e tabletop, but that obviously was unrelated story-wise.
- Comment on A Baldur's Gate HBO series is in the works, will be set directly after Baldur's Gate 3 with new and returning characters 4 days ago:
Yeah, not sure who was in which games, but Minsc and Jaheira were grouped with one of the protagonists, and at least one of the games had another Bhal spawn.
- Comment on A Baldur's Gate HBO series is in the works, will be set directly after Baldur's Gate 3 with new and returning characters 4 days ago:
Somewhat. It’s story is mostly independent, but it does take place after 2 and therefore has canonized several of the decisions you could make in 2, as well as a few returning characters.
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 6 days ago:
I guess the difference is just money, which tracks. Any poor foreigner with citizenship would be deported.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Klepper: “you think there will be any cameos?” Lady: “yeah maybe Nikki Minaj will be in it” Klepper: “yeah, maybe Epstein will make an appearance” Lady: 😬
- Comment on No judgement here. Have fun with life yall 6 days ago:
WANNA SEE MY MANGINA???
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 6 days ago:
Fair enough, I guess I just assumed since he came from royalty.
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 6 days ago:
Wow! Thanks, I was right about the numbers being neato, but it’s also depressing to think about. 😭
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 6 days ago:
Agreed, just gonna point out that not all (though certainly most) of them are American. Elon and Prince Andrew being good examples.
Side thought, I’d like to see the ratio of billionaires by nationality. I imagine most would be either American or Chinese, but would be interesting numbers to look at. 🤔
- Comment on The sheeet of power 1 week ago:
I’m only a secondhand source at best, but one of my customers works for city hall and says she met him once, and while she doesn’t know if it was shit or BO, he smells atrocious. I forget her exact words, but ‘dumpster fire’ would have been a kind estimate.
- Comment on Anon hangs out with a coworker 1 week ago:
Or, perhaps, it’s the most relieving kind of life?
He doesn’t want for anything. Not a goddamn thing. As long as he has plumbing, electricity, and access to the internet (for porn mostly), he is content.
No envy, no expectation, just bliss that you get to exist, and Jack off to an infinite library of nudes.
- Comment on Firefox is adding a switch to turn AI features off 1 week ago:
It should be opt-in, not opt-out.
- Comment on How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform? 1 week ago:
Khou-chk-chk-chk-chk
- Comment on PISS 1 week ago:
Water gun. Then you can aim it directly at their face and get their entire mask soaked in it. Bonus points for dehydrated, stinky piss.
- Comment on sorting of Roman numerals 2 weeks ago:
Computers sort by characters in order. In English order, I comes before either X or Y. So the fact that these characters are out of order, while on a computer that orders things numerically->alphabetically, means that every part of this image is out of order, by definition of its medium.
- Comment on sorting of Roman numerals 2 weeks ago:
I’m not sure where the infuriating part is. Computers sort by the left-most symbol to the right-most. The fact that the years are in order is correct, even if the Roman numerals are offset, is still in…order…okay now I see.
It should be sorting alphabetically because X, V, and I, don’t go in that order outside of Roman numerals. Fuck now I am mildly infuriated. Not gonna edit so anyone that needs this revelation has it here.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 weeks ago:
Probably, I stopped listening after a while. But I do remember him being A Trump supporter for all the same reasons an edgy teen supported Trump in 2015. ‘But the Republicans were fighting against slavery’, like, yes bitch, group ideology changes over time. 🙄
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 weeks ago:
See that’s another thing. He fully believes the illuminati are real. But he doesn’t think it’s the people that are obviously close to that truth in reality (Trump, Musk, Putin, Epstein, etc).
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 weeks ago:
No, there’s actual people like that. The guy I mentioned in my comment came into work one day, claiming that the moon makes its own light. I once asked him if he had heard of the Stargate series. He paused, looked me dead in the eye, and said, super seriously, “yes and Stargates are real.”
There are people that honestly believe this shit. The only thing is now they have the internet to convince each other that it’s all real.
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 weeks ago:
because I’m younger than him and vaccinated.
Bruh your friend is a conspiracy theorist. There’s no arguing with him because he already thinks Bill Gates created the Corona virus to exterminate humans so the underground lizard men can retake the surface (actual quote from a conspiracy theorist I used to know, and claimed the same kinda batshit bullshit your friend is saying).
Honestly? Your best bet is to just not engage with them when topics like that come up. Incredibly difficult (sometimes impossible) to get them to realize the fairy tales they’ve convinced themselves are real.
If it gets too much to handle, probably best to cut ties.
- Comment on it's right there 😖 2 weeks ago:
Obligatory warning/infodump:
- This is dangerous and will get you in trouble when caught
- Almost all police holsters have basic locks on them; some are just a leather strap with a snap button, some are hard plastic loops with a lever/button to release the pistol
- 1312/ACAB
- Comment on it's right there 😖 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You could made a religion out of this!
- Comment on Anon tells a true story 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website. 3 weeks ago:
Bu…if that’s what he gives the poor, what does he take from the rich? 👀
- Comment on At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do? 4 weeks ago:
Imo; fuck them pigs.
- Comment on And the cold in particular. 4 weeks ago:
Then give it to us!
Me, closer to the equator
