Chopsticks.
Wing boy
Submitted 2 days ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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poccalyps@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They’d better be for turning the page.
Because eating wings with chopsticks is like putting ice in milk. It ain’t right.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 days ago
Hold up. Ice in milk ain’t right? Who says?
WagnasT@piefed.world 2 days ago
Calm down nerds, it’s a library book and won’t even be his problem soon.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I cut my finger when I was reading last night and didn’t notice it, so now I have a couple pages of Red Rising spattered in blood. Kinda fitting, ngl
Vupware@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Why is everybody reading this book all of a sudden? I’ve seen it mentioned like 10 times this week alone!
Godric@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I have no idea, an IRL buddy of mine reccomended it to me about a month ago
EonNShadow@pawb.social 1 day ago
It’s a good series. It starts out feeling a little bit derivative, but comes into its own in books 2 onward.
I’m waiting for book 5 to fully release in Graphic Audio before I dive into it again.
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I dislike that person for despoiling a book…even if they own the book
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The Kobo ereader has a remote you could manipulate with your feet.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So I have been putting off getting an ereader for music and the foot pedal is a necessity. Tell me of this remote
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
us.kobobooks.com/products/kobo-remote
I like my Kobo for a couple reasons
- All the reasons you might want to boycott Amazon
- Built in Overdrive support so you can borrow ebooks from your local library
- Instapaper built in
It used to have Pocket support until that service shut down. Kobo was good about quickly replacing that with the equivalent service from Instapaper. It lets you save web pages and it doesn’t just save the link. It strips the ads and junk and saves a copy of the content. It’s also useful for bypassing soft pay walls.
I don’t know what you’re talking about with music on an ereader. I can’t speak to music or audiobook support since I haven’t tried it. I think the basic model I have supports audiobooks but not music.
Toes@ani.social 2 days ago
I was reading Dune in the bath and the book fell in. I thought it was hilarious as I just got done the part where they were desperate for water. I provided enough water for the entire story. 😭
mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
When you master that you will evolve to wingman.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I can only dream of such a day
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I don’t know where you live, but i will find you and lick all your dirty fingers in a way you will find uncomfortable before you desecrate any more precious paperbacks
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 days ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
When I was like 15-16 I was riding in my buddy’s car and he asked our other friend to pump gas. When he got back in he kept complaining about smelling gasoline, and kept saying dude had gotten it on his hands. He was being a real dick about it, so when he wasn’t looking dude reached down and fondled his nuts and when he kept on dude was like “dude, smell my hand! It’s fine!” And he did. And the entire group of us lost our shit it was so funny. Except for the driver, who was pissed. But, like 2 weeks before that the driver had walked up behind the same guy while he was sitting and just flopped his super long dick on his shoulder through his fly, so, like, he set the tone of the friendship with that shit.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At least it’s a soft cover, not a hard cover.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
This is why e-readers and large freezer bags were invented.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
E-readers aren’t as satisfying as turning real pages imo, but the freezer bags is gospel.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have had so many people look at me like I’m a wizard (which is fair, I’ve got the crazy eyebrow) for hanging my phone off the back of the seat in front of me in a hook and loop bag when I fly. I should probably take the plane.
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Sucks to be gross? I guess we all are wrong and the world is too polite to not be like that… or not and otherwise we are all better…
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 days ago
ಠ︵ಠ
orenj@leminal.space 2 days ago
FUCK
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 days ago
Poor book. Nothing short of the crappiest, soulless literature out there deserves to be desicrated with wing sauce like that
Amelia42@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
And from a quick Google search, that page seems to be the beginning of The Man of the Crowd, by Edgar Allan Poe. So likely an Poe collection of stories
sik0fewl@piefed.ca 2 days ago
More like Edgar Allan Poultry.