Pfft, walmart.
Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.
Submitted 7 hours ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 53 minutes ago
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Farmers, allegedly, have no way of ensuring that cow faeces does not enter the product at the milking stage and if the general public were to find out about it it could have an annihilating impact on the dairy market at large. Fortunately, I have not detected this issue in any way with this particular bottle. 5 stars.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
Pasteurization
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 hour ago
Milk! Fuck yeah!!
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Not cowgirl breast milk, very disappointing
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 6 hours ago
You know when you take that first spoonful of New England clam chowder and it’s like the universe whispers, “Slow down, buddy, you’re home now”? My family treated chowder like a sacred ritual…snowstorm outside, pot simmering inside, everyone pretending not to notice that my cousin Jimmy always stole the oyster crackers just to crush them up into fine cracker dust. And then use those as his own personal hacky sacks until the bags exploded.
You know when the steam fogs your glasses and suddenly you’re back in your grandparents’ kitchen, watching mammy stir the pot with the same wooden spoon that’s she’d had since before you were born? That spoon could have otherwise been a magic wand with the wonders she could prepare in that kitchen.
Sadly, mammy passed a few years back. Jimmy died a couple of days ago. OD’d on fentanyl; aspirated on a piece of potato from the chowder we had prepared together for lunch that day. He was looking pretty gaunt by then, and I thought cooking a big pot would bring back a little of the magic, like old times again.
Anyway, the rest of this gallon here still sits in my fridge. Aging day by day, slowly headed towards its expire date. Much like the rest of us. But maybe this review will be retained for some time long after. 5/5 - Rest well Jimmy. I miss you.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
I don’t know what I just read but it was beautiful.
Grimy@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I understand why my dad never came back. 5 out of 5.
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5
Harvey656@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Can we get a bigger image of the milk? I can’t masturbate to this low quality milk.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Competition is the catalyst of innovation. Keep going, and you can make better-quality milk to sell.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
My MILK brings all the MILK to the yard, damn right, its better than MILK
dan69@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Too base
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 hours ago
Used this milk instead of quark and my cheese cake was terrible 0/5
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 hours ago
I was very sad when I accidentally spilled it.
dan1101@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
No crying!
marighost@piefed.social 6 hours ago
Goes great with Pepsi!
Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Even better without the pepsi, as all things are.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“And for you?”
“I’ll have a Coke”
“Is Pepsi ok?”
“No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???”
runs out of the resteraunt sobbing
“…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
Holyginz@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I am still too this day shocked that I enjoy it soo much
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Tried it once. It makes me upset
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
We noticed you’re interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
4/5 While I enjoyed this succulent excretion of bovine breasts, it did not bring the same joy from my youth of suckling from the source.
jamescathybleak@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
1 star. It’s not vegan.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I SHIT MY PANTS!!! Definitely contains lactose. 10/10
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Decent jugs.
Chivera@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Lumpy, just like mother used to pump.
trottingTornado@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
0/10 - Wrong quantity, recipe had asked for a litre.
db2@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It’s great for washing down that Walmart Fent-On-The-Bottom yogurt.
Una@europe.pub 7 hours ago
0/10 not femboy milk :(
Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Aged like wine
fizzle@quokk.au 6 hours ago
Satisfying homogenised mammalian excretion.
caligine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
0/10 not in a carton
Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
5/5 tastes like cow jizz
mrmaplebar@fedia.io 6 hours ago
Tasted like it came out of the wrong hole.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
What are you doing to those poor cows???
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 hours ago
I think those might have been bulls.
Steve@communick.news 7 hours ago
You need to post a link for that. The image doesn’t help anyone
seggturkasz@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Tastes milky with with a hint of tonka beans. Texture is smooth. The dance of the glyceris angels can be felt. Color is fresh snow white. No hint of sourness, the protein didn’t stucked to the teeth. Smell reminded me of my childhood at the lake house.
But it blue label is for 1.5% milk not 2% so that is a minus. This must be an American thing.
9/10
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 7 hours ago
Yikes, cow’s milk?
Zier@fedia.io 6 hours ago
"Cow tit juice, now in the easy to use 1 gallon jug. Only at walmart."
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 hour ago
Drinking tit milk from a cow is BESTIALITY. That’s why I only drink human milk. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
unclejeeves@lemmy.world 1 hour ago