It’s the perfect shade of white, smack in between ejaculate and Proof Boy. Tastes better than both.
Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.
Submitted 2 months ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 months ago
Milk! Fuck yeah!!
Blubber28@lemmy.world 2 months ago
1/5 stars, this IKEA cheese kit came without the necessary screws!
Zier@fedia.io 2 months ago
"Cow tit juice, now in the easy to use 1 gallon jug. Only at walmart."
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 months ago
Yikes, cow’s milk?
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
lactose intolerant. saw the hat man. 3/10
6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Thanks for the reminder to get my prostate exam.
Asafum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
False advertisement. I would not support this company and their deceptive packaging. I did not receive blue milk, it was boring ass white milk from a cow, not blue raspberry milk.
Camille_Jamal@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It is not a wall, but I wanted a wall from WALLmart. Very disappointed 0 stars
rarbg@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
5/5 people buy this white colored water so I can buy cheaper heavy whipping cream and whole milk
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“Helped me cum”
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I bought this milk two weeks ago. Once the arduino was installed I fired up the python console and it worked well. The jug is a little flimsy so it doesn’t supper that many computers but it was fine until the fire.
ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tried it as a loudspeaker enclosure but the sticky tape won’t stick. 1 star
dan69@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Too base
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 months ago
Used this milk instead of quark and my cheese cake was terrible 0/5
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
5/5 tastes like cow jizz
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 months ago
1 star. Too white.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I pour the milk first.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The butterfat was exquisite but my fridge door isn’t strong enough to store it, so I keep it on the main shelf, but I had to move the HP sauce so things are a bit crazy here right now.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Recieved femboy milk instead, which is great. Tasted very good. 4 stars, would be 5 if they always shipped femboy milk rather than just by accident.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It plays a mean bluegrass
GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gave us explosive diarrhea, worst part is: they put this shot on almost every fucking thing possible everywhere. Good luck is this makes you bloated and explode, cuz now because of the fairy lobby and Walmart monopoly your gobs be in big and round brown town
COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
We don’t buy great value milk anymore. It’s time for a few days but consistently spoils far faster than any of the other options for us. So it’s not really great value unless you consume a lot of milk.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Walmart doesn’t pay people enough to give a shit so it probably sits out a long time while they loading it.
Camille_Jamal@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
True, had a jug of walmart milk spoiled before the expiration date 0/10 /serious
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Pfft, walmart.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Just one glass gives me a full day’s worth of vitamin R!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“I used this to pretend I’m Homelander!”
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not even joking, it tastes like water half the time where I live in the supply chain, and sometimes it’s just sour. So inconsistent.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Boo Trump and America boo boo America sucks boo boo capitalism boo
aravindan_v@programming.dev 2 months ago
You spelt “moo” wrong.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
🐮🥛
seggturkasz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tastes milky with with a hint of tonka beans. Texture is smooth. The dance of the glyceris angels can be felt. Color is fresh snow white. No hint of sourness, the protein didn’t stucked to the teeth. Smell reminded me of my childhood at the lake house.
But it blue label is for 1.5% milk not 2% so that is a minus. This must be an American thing.
9/10