Assassassin

@Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need divine guidance, Lemmy. What is my destiny?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Be gay, do crime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Hurts Itself In Confusion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Three giant piles of shit are fighting. Great day for the dung beatles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes me feel alright⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Double

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨but who would be the president of the bean party?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Bean, duh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With the way they’re acting, you’d think that these dudes wanted Republicans to maintain control. Like, I don’t have a lot of faith in democrats to actually get the shit done that they need to, but the defeatism is absolutely absurd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not unless I’m wanting to test something specific in a single player game. Beyond that, it seems really pointless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Permanent Motorcycle Helmet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Really effective at helping maintain focus, no doubt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 20 undeniable facts and how we play games thinking they don't apply to us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Half of this shit looks like it belongs on an edgy Boomer’s Facebook page

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pocket sa-... Er... Cinnamon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1: that’s a glass door, so that cinnamon ain’t doing shit 2: fuck the actual nazis over at kiwifarms 3: fuck you for trying to get people to visit that cesspool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A driver in New York City covered his license plate with tape⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvoted for the unequivocally not AI assisted song. The world needs more weirdly passionate people like this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vulnocalypse: Live tracker of exploited and high-impact vulnerabilities⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if the maker of that image realized that it looks almost identical to the selection buttons used on a lot of gas pumps. The colors, the font, the big 92.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta love a good crash out 🍿

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently according to some Ukrainians are people of color⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have a stroke while writing that title?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fluffy tail butt plug is part of this year's fox-themed costume⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re dressing super slutty this year, I take it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one figure out what to do, after getting out and done with high school?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in my 30’s and still don’t know what the fuck I want to do most of the time. Just do what makes you happy in your free time and what makes you money for work. If you can make those things overlap, fantastic. But I’ve always found that doing what I love for money makes me love it less. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself to get it all figured out. Noone has it all figured out by the time they die, and it’s not worth wasting your time worrying instead of living.

  Be good to yourself and others and you’ll have few regrets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribing English words with weird alphabet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t give the annoying thorn kids any more ideas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its just who I am and you wouldn't understand⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks”

  Motorcycle as part of my persona

  Pick one, bub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨assuming the world is undergoing a complete and radical transformation at the moment, what is preventing more people from "waking up" and seeing the trends happening?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is your “research”, and why should we trust it when you don’t even follow basic grammar rules like capitalization?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would, but I already got bored and blocked him lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol okay. Enjoy your violent revolution fantasy from the comfort of an entirely different country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Still haven’t told me who the old man needs to shoot to get good healthcare. I’m the defensive one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What an empty and pointless response. It’s like you’re a bot trained exclusively on smug European comments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who does the 70 year old need to shoot to fix his situation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SmartphOWNED⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This photo is old enough to vote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anal tanorexia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats on contracting skin cancer in the most avoidable place possible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New aunt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hot girl and she’s hung? Let’s gooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pagers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You thought pocket sized lithium batteries blowing up was an issue. Wait till one of these babies goes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would make a great gift for Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes aside, this seems like an express trip to not being able to feel your hand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I break my sense of taste?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chewing a pink peppercorn can KO your ability to taste for like 15 minutes or so, in my experience. Working with ammonia for a little while will also nuke your ability to smell for a while, which is a big part of taste.