Assassassin

@Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently according to some Ukrainians are people of color⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have a stroke while writing that title?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fluffy tail butt plug is part of this year's fox-themed costume⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re dressing super slutty this year, I take it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does one figure out what to do, after getting out and done with high school?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in my 30’s and still don’t know what the fuck I want to do most of the time. Just do what makes you happy in your free time and what makes you money for work. If you can make those things overlap, fantastic. But I’ve always found that doing what I love for money makes me love it less. Don’t put too much pressure on yourself to get it all figured out. Noone has it all figured out by the time they die, and it’s not worth wasting your time worrying instead of living.

  Be good to yourself and others and you’ll have few regrets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribing English words with weird alphabet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t give the annoying thorn kids any more ideas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its just who I am and you wouldn't understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks”

  Motorcycle as part of my persona

  Pick one, bub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨assuming the world is undergoing a complete and radical transformation at the moment, what is preventing more people from "waking up" and seeing the trends happening?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is your “research”, and why should we trust it when you don’t even follow basic grammar rules like capitalization?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would, but I already got bored and blocked him lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol okay. Enjoy your violent revolution fantasy from the comfort of an entirely different country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still haven’t told me who the old man needs to shoot to get good healthcare. I’m the defensive one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What an empty and pointless response. It’s like you’re a bot trained exclusively on smug European comments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who does the 70 year old need to shoot to fix his situation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SmartphOWNED⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This photo is old enough to vote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anal tanorexia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats on contracting skin cancer in the most avoidable place possible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New aunt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hot girl and she’s hung? Let’s gooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pagers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You thought pocket sized lithium batteries blowing up was an issue. Wait till one of these babies goes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would make a great gift for Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes aside, this seems like an express trip to not being able to feel your hand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I break my sense of taste?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chewing a pink peppercorn can KO your ability to taste for like 15 minutes or so, in my experience. Working with ammonia for a little while will also nuke your ability to smell for a while, which is a big part of taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad things happening to bad people that constantly stand up for that bad thing doesn’t make me feel sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know they fit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those don’t look mildewed or smouldering

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people start a movement nowadays? I want for cities or counties to dedicate or rename roads for long time nurses not doctors. Because nurses are always on the front line not Dr's.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I typically start a movement by drinking a big cup of coffee and eating a healthy amount of fiber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aurafarming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Drop the SoundCloud link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aurafarming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thought it was a moody piss jug at first glance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Putting the Nut in Nutty Putty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some things I can do as an apartment dweller to fight climate change/deal with the coming effects?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat a billionaire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Vancouver Police⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: OP wanting the cops to go after people doing illegal things, but only the illegal things that OP agrees with.

  OP has no empathy and insists on being downvoted to hell rather than recognizing that they’re being a heartless hypocrite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? It’s an unthinking and unfeeling sycophant machine. You’d be better off talking to an actual wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the cocktail weenie flavored water⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And their hit single, Slowly Scoot Across Stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A classic, respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be able to give oral for an eon without getting a tired jaw.

  What’s your favorite gum that you’ve tried?