Assassassin

@Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Putting the Nut in Nutty Putty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some things I can do as an apartment dweller to fight climate change/deal with the coming effects?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Eat a billionaire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Vancouver Police⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: OP wanting the cops to go after people doing illegal things, but only the illegal things that OP agrees with.

  OP has no empathy and insists on being downvoted to hell rather than recognizing that they’re being a heartless hypocrite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? It’s an unthinking and unfeeling sycophant machine. You’d be better off talking to an actual wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the cocktail weenie flavored water⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And their hit single, Slowly Scoot Across Stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A classic, respect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be able to give oral for an eon without getting a tired jaw.

  What’s your favorite gum that you’ve tried?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low rating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And capable of being turned on by anything. Not much more to understand than that lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shoe shopping at the mall department store used to be a grand experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tradehome still will give you the full old school shoe store experience. They’re also the only place that consistently stocks above a mens 13

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought it was nonsense. But then tried it out and it works great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the reminder that he’s dead 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friends.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How you doing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Open Carry states, is it also allowed to openly carry bladed weapons like Swords? Bow and arrow?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, you really don’t get it. Bye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Open Carry states, is it also allowed to openly carry bladed weapons like Swords? Bow and arrow?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol so you want to be an asshole uninvited, but not have anyone else do it to you? You can’t have it both ways

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Open Carry states, is it also allowed to openly carry bladed weapons like Swords? Bow and arrow?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re a cunt for being obnoxious about your opinion in a thread not at all related to or inviting your opinion.

  No one asked about or is talking about school shootings or the necessity of weapons. You brought it up for no reason. If you want to have that discussion, go to a thread where people are seeking that discussion. Bringing it up here makes you an annoying asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox loses $70 billion in value as company blames lack of viral games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Call me crazy, but I don’t think a single piece of media should be valued at $70b in the first place. It’s a video game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Open Carry states, is it also allowed to openly carry bladed weapons like Swords? Bow and arrow?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that you showed up, acted like a complete cunt for literally no reason, and are now getting offended that people are calling you out for acting like a cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a place where I can ask questions specifically about Lemmy? Is here fine?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No worries. The only other place that hasn’t been mentioned would be !asklemmy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a place where I can ask questions specifically about Lemmy? Is here fine?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, those questions might be too smart for this community.

  All kidding aside, I don’t think anyone’s going to flame you for posting them here. Lemmy can be a bit confusing when you first join, people are normally decently chill about it.

  Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, they are still good. Maybe you’ve changed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck homie, hope you find what you need

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could machines develop consciousness just like we did?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could machines develop consciousness just like we did?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Currently? No. In the future? Who knows?

  Hypothetically, if we got to the point that we could simulate the collective synapses of a human brain in real time, that should do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only someone would invent one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof, I didn’t realize it had gone offline 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only someone would invent one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It got me through middle school

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only someone would invent one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, kicking it 2000’s style with the memes. Bringing me right back to i-am-bored.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iranians say regime not only at war with US and Israel but 'with its own people'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Relatable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In tentacle monsterd we trust 🫡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m hearing it with a thick Jamaican accent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old people and new tech cars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s why it was more of a joke than anything. Dude normally posts pretty good shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old people and new tech cars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I guess I can’t complain too much then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old people and new tech cars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This exact meme was posted yesterday to this same sub.

  Get it together, mickey