Because removing an audio track from a video file is impossible
I can SHOW you the WORLD
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
cley_faye@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But it would totally change the mood
ClownStatue@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there’s licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princess™. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make “Disney” the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Add Nintendo characters in the background for guaranteed takedown requests.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Ooh. Swal one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ok this is just a major production now. If I’m putting that much effort into it I WANT it to leak online
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Wow, spoken like someone that has dedinitely done this before.
BlackVenom@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Do you want to build a snowman?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore!
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Reminds me of this parody I was dying laughing at when it came out.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Cops do this when people film them now.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Seriously?
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Yeah, many of them are quite arrogant about it too, doing it, but that film is taken off YouTube because Google is the enemy. I saw a link a video of them doing it in LA, on Reddit, I forget which sub, but there WAZs a lot of talk of how widespread it was went pretty deep in the comments it’s a widespread practice.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
This is a popular strategy for police brutality.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“it gets leaked” - eg, someone posts it as revenge porn, which is the case for a lot of sex tapes being “leaked”?
Something about this meme just feels like it’s trivializing sex crimes.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.
rImITywR@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I mean, fucking to “all the colors of the wind” I could do. Fucking to “riff raff street rat” would be nigh impossible. I cant fuck AND do karokee at the same time.
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Alternatively you can pick any Nintendo song, should work just as well
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Imagine sexy time w/ Mario’s theme. You’ll end up pumping the same jump pattern of 1-1
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s genius
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
[off topic]
People shouldn’t be ignorant of their own cultural history.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
Body modification is a legitimate lifestyle choice.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
jokes on you, I always have children’s movies playing in my sex tapes.
BanMe@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Anyone else find it weird when there’s a pic of a hot guy showing his wanger, but he’s obviously in his kids room, or their toys are all over the bathtub? Like, we can assume you’re a DILF without needing to know their actual favorite Marvel characters. Anyway. Amateur porn always a bit weird.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
guilty pleasure is average moms who take steamy pics with their messy house in the background. I’m talking clothes piles, toys scattered, etc.
so. fricken. hot.
I want dirty pics of average women.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can remove an audio track. Best to have MTV music videos playing as well.
Plurrbear@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Damn Chapelle telling them how to remain pedophiles! 🤦🏽♀️
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”
“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”
Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Remove Disney music, speed up video by 25%, and replace with Benny Hill Yakety Sax on an endless loop.
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Just play Hotel California.
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You expect me to fuck for more than 6 minutes?!
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leeeeeeeave!
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
https://youtu.be/cqzWDpjY0Cw?t=22 should do it.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Im the king of the swingers
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 weeks ago
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I think that would only help if they were making money off it. Not sure someone committing a crime would want to link their bank account to it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 weeks ago
That’s actually why I have mickey mouse tattoo’d on my cock.
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
😂 The only Disney character to recently become public domain. I don’t know how your cock roll re: copyright/left
sinextitan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
wrong. the first issue of Mickey Mouse has become public domain. not all of them.
blackbelt352@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not quite. Mickey Mouse is still a trademark of Disney, but the actual animation of Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so using the mouse in a way that promotes brand confusion is a no go but using Steamboat Willie is perfectly fine.
bstix@feddit.dk 4 weeks ago
Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he’s be goofy.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You’re taking the mickey, aren’t you?
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 4 weeks ago
Benefit of a good stretching routine, obviously.