JennaR8r

@JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China so smart, big penis too!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Better move the boats to dry land to make room for solar panels on the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He replied⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And hey, charge your damn phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Teacher wore his undershirt on top of his outer shirt. Was it backwards day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hocus Pocus and Ala Kazaam! Musibibreakfast likes to eat ham!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The last time I played with a Spirograph was early 2020 so that’s my alibi. I’m not guilty of any of this gang activity you speak of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought I’d consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the fish aren’t Muslim then perhaps that poster up there should not be advertising the movie night as “Halal” 🤭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s a cartoon in which all the fish are speaking English, engaged in human activities & personalities & situational drama just like humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta run⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That must have been heartbreaking for you to shoot your own dog 😥 I wish you could’ve called Kristi Noem over to do the deed, but she would’ve charged a fee for her service. I understand, we’re just trying to save money here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheap hood gas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm because jwz don’t have foreskins?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You okay babe?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In 2023-2024 I had a job where I quickly became aware that I was working much harder than they were paying me and I started to track every dollar against my efforts, becaming increasingly aware & bitter that 5 hours a week I was breaking my body as an unpaid volunteer because that’s how much the govt was deducting from my paychecks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NSFW post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw, I should call my kids & see how they’re doing 🥲

  I try not to be an annoying mother and I let them live their lives, but maybe they feel like I’m neglecting them? I don’t know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forensic Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weed —> iambic pentameter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just april...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun! Now do one about doctors who dress like Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ShitpostID: 281172951⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s hard to tell the difference between a joke or an autocorrect typo these days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing the Lord's work.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay well it seems like you speak Spanish then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it is a hair on your screen because I’m not seeing what you’re seeing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we get along 🎵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She only wanted the ring bros⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My husband was a champ. He worked full-time and also stayed up at night manually pumping my breast milk while I was sleeping, and he’d wake up with th baby & fed the baby & changed diapers & he cooked meals too! The only thing he didn’t do is clean and that’s okay cuz I loved cleaning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing the Lord's work.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok so tell us what parilla means.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't blink⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I might shit my pants just a little if I saw this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some boys have just the right combination of curiosity, mischief, carelessness, & lack of self-preservation instincts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically the truth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It was because my bed is facing the bedroom door”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you suggesting that Yoga is “woowoo?”

  It’s a fucking excellent physical workout & emotionally therapeutic when you find the right teachers. And there are plenty of excellent teachers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just use your one free call for 911.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨877-CASH-NOW⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  411

  211

  555-1212

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pro-self language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, a person like that is lone wolf material. Not marriage material. How’d you get entangled into this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure when gambling became legal & so ubiquitous, but I miss the days when gambling was illegal & could only be done underground. Gambling was illegal because it’s addictive & destructive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am about to learn everything.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah seriously that book he’s holding his hand seems quite small for all the information it claims to contain.