JennaR8r

@JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friendly reminder that women don't exist!!⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than this!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症）⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be 500 reams worth of data on each person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症）⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I actually find a job that isn't retail?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Spend a few months in Vocational school > massage therapist > pass all the licensure tests > earn up to $500/day working at a spa. Some people earn even more than that too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I actually find a job that isn't retail?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nursing?? But OP said “lets me work on a consistent schedule. I’m so sick of having my hours constantly whipped back and forth. I just want to go to bed at the same time every day.”

  I don’t think nursing is very forgiving in that regard. They alternate 3 shifts, 24/7, constantly changing it around. No consistent schedules, and say goodbye to going to bed at the same time every day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets scammed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So, over the course of a year I get 30 minutes that aren’t ads?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I’m glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the same question. Because if that picture is supposed to represent stolen valor, or poseur, I don’t think it’s working.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨About to lose my shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Simple mistake. Forgot to scan your bar code before sitting in the bagging area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a pretty intelligent kid with all my wits, and that accident happened in the 2nd grade, and I remember in the 4th grade being a wiz at geography lessons, same year my teachers chose me to be the “class president” and in 5th grade was invited to special early morning classes for gifted writers at the high school campus, so I guess my brain remained intact after the 2nd grade concussion. I also remember in 4th grade writing about my “concution” and my teacher talked with me for a minute about it, she was concerned & interested, and told me the correct way to spell “concussion.” 😄 I’m 50 now & still remember so much, so I guess my brain’s alright.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  getting prediction of the future

  Does molten lead in water magically spell out “you’re gonna get cancer” ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  had a teacher in college

  Did he experience the head injury as a child? Or was he riding a bike without a helmet while he was a teacher in college?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I’m lucky I did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're sexually frustrated & can never find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for sharing your experience. It seems based on your numbers and pre-transition experience, you were always genetically meant to be a woman, low testosterone & low libido just like so many of us!

  That cartoon, yeah whenever I’m in a relationship I always end up feeling like the girl in pink. I’m so clingy & obsessed. But when I’m alone I’m stronger getting shit done & being independent & responsible, because there’s no other choice, gotta survive, but so lonely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ejaculatory fluid. She declares that it’s not trash. She likes it. It’s fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Be me, reading this on Wednesday

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough time to be a woman. ☕⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  undermindes reminds me of Lourdes. Both have extra letters that don’t need to be there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you have glorious hair & putting your titty cleavage on full display to compensate for the rat face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can SHOW you the WORLD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨puzzle rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it perfectly normal to wear a tattered blue napkin as a skirt, as long as you’re wearing thigh-high socks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My emotions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the problem here. Eggplants need water to survive. He’s clearly having a total breakdown due to his poor nutritional choices. Drink water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells on him to hasten his demise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people with college degrees and an education, still act so fucking stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know someone who earns six figures who can’t spell, doesn’t know that he’s Caucasian, doesn’t know the difference between Chinese and Japanese people, thinks it’s a fine idea to sit in a swimming pool during a lightning storm, and once wrote a $1000 check to himself, thinking the bank would honor it and he’d suddenly have an extra $1000 in the bank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes a big mistake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That guy’s mom must be so proud he made it on Broadway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need support sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  MEALTESS

  Yes you said that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need support sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah the one where we’re supposed to put our forearm through the hook. But you know people would just use their bare bacteria-ridden hands to pull that. Defeating the purpose of the germ-free handle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you do this at your highschool?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I thought you were going to cite some law regarding putting glow sticks in a fish bowl and having someone in a gorilla suit come out and terrorize drivers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you do this at your highschool?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.