Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?
Fit girls role call
Submitted 2 months ago by CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Brkdncr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You can do a dick pushup
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But just the one.
Recovery time between sets is enormous.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Helps hold your pee in longer.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Because it’s stored in the balls.
Addv4@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also maybe last longer, but the hold your pee is probably more applicable.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or cut it off midstream
Meron35@lemmy.world 2 months ago
4 Exercises That’ll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Turd Guillotine
turdburglar@piefed.social 2 months ago
that’s my cousin
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That’s my band name.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Playing this Saturday night at the worst bar in town.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 months ago
I’ve met guys who could tighten up so much it was very uncomfortable, pls don’t
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You get a more stable and controllable boner
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Mach 10 boner
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I remember when I was a horny fit girl I was a yoga teacher for 3 years earning $25 a week and no man wanted me because who could love anybody on food stamps earning $25 a week?
Forever alone fit girl 🙋🏼♀️
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So, guys don’t care about a girls income that much. There’s an entire subculture of men that prefers or demands being the sole breadwinner of their families. I’m going to say the word “tradwife” and consider my point made.
Guys will go for an unemployed girl. Pretty and nice will get you a man. Which weren’t you?
Mind you, when I was in college I tutored freshman chemistry for an hour on Wednesdays and made more than $25/week at it; how delusional was your business plan?
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Yeah, none of that story sounded based in any form of reality.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I can’t help that Gold’s Gym only paid me $25/hour for one hour per week. But it also meant a free gym membership to every Gold’s in Northern Virginia & Washington DC so I spent every waking minute of every day enjoying all those gyms. And I didn’t have a car. I was biking all around Northern Virginia and Washington DC to get to all these gyms. It was beautiful & the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life but bittersweet & maddeningly lonely, only exercise endorphins kept me sane. Then the Autumn rains began and biking became uncomfortable, then the winter snows commenced and biking became impossible. So I had to start walking & running to the gyms. Public transit was rarely logistically feasible. Once I took an Uber but couldn’t afford doing that more than once. Exercise was my passion & my joy & my antidepressant, and without endless exercise all day I would spiral into depression. Even at night when I got home after all that I would go running a few miles around the neighborhood before taking a shower and being able to fall asleep.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Men go after college students who earn negative amounts per week.
Your bigger problem was probably that men don’t (generally) do yoga.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Lots of men came to my yoga classes but I was struggling so hard for survival I had no energy left for anything else. When people tried to get to know me the first things they would ask are “So what else do you do? Where do you live? Oh you have to run/walk/bike 20 miles to get here because you don’t have a car?” Basically gathering enough info to determine my net worth, then I was trash to them.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Start painting, poor is almost an obligation here.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…
Being wealthy means nothing unless you’re healthy and well.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Gotta be the whole package - health & wealth & personality & intellectual & attractive - to gain any traction in this cutthroat society.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.
manuremy@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Almost the same, was able to identify the problem and do some home… anti-excersices and I’m doing so much better now. The idea of a tight pussy might be fun, and sure if it’s a one time thing it is a lot of fun for the one who penetrates… But to live with and to be with in a longer relationship? No fun, for neither. Causing pain when it should be pleasure is not ideal.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
My wife’s going through the same thing right now. Lemme tell you, having your partner literally cry in pain from penetration and lose literally all libido because of the consistent pain ain’t worth the slightly tighter experience
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
As the one who penetrates: one that gets tight while orgasming is much more fun than one that’s constantly tight.
chocrates@piefed.world 2 months ago
I’m sorry that sounds awful. Not the same but I’ve started having prostate spasms and those are fucking horrible
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
This is real. Spasms at the entrance hole.
bananabread@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
death by snu-snu
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Karl@literature.cafe 1 month ago
What’s the context of this meme, Why’s the middle one backwards?
0ops@piefed.zip 2 months ago
VAGINA DENTATA!! VAGINA DENTATA!!!!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That was possibly the raddest gadget in Snowcrash.
marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Does it work for men as well?
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
4 exercises that make your dick so tight it becomes a sonding guillotine?
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s surprising what you can fit in a urethra with lube, patience and determination
Note: if it hurts, don’t do it. Discomfort is one thing, but pain is something else altogether
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I haven’t read the article but: kegels
EvasiveSpecies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can probably tighten your anus the same way I guess
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do not recommend. I can’t get anything into mine without a lot of effort. :(
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
But why would you want to do that?
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HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Off with my head!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
uses axe to decapitate HeHoXa
…what?
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I guess I may have gotten a little ahead of myself.
Should really head off such jokes.
Guess I’m gonna head out.
blargh I’m dead
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fitgirls@fedinsfw.aoo for the win
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
my client interprets this as a mailto link lmao
restingOface@quokk.au 2 months ago
As it should. I think they forgot the
!at the beginning that is used to indicate that it is a Lemmy community.prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I know what you were referring to, but in my head I read this as you being a lawyer who someone hired to shit post for them on the Internet lol
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
4 exercises that will make your dick so hard it can tear open any of her orifices. /s
Only disgusting trash people like this shit.
Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay, but that’s also funny. Both are funny.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like?
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Chomp chomp!
Elilol@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
o, La LA!
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For anyone wondering, the exercises are the front squat, overhead press, clean and jerk, and snatch. Source: tightest girl I ever fucked was a competitive olympic lifter. Will be chasing that high the rest of my life
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
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Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Knowing futurama that thing inside of her
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.
Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll bet
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Clean and jerk!
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 1 month ago
All of those require significant core stabilization and pelvic floor muscles get activated at the same time, it might be even arguable that those are core muscles as well.
So basically years of intense core work should do the trick.
For positive encouragement for anyone coming across this comment, there’s a thing called coregasm aka having an orgasm from flexing the core muscles. Women are more likely to experience it.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
On one hand, I think this is a fair assessment.
In the other, I’ve fucked runners, yoga instructors, climbers, acrobats, bodybuilders, surfers, and plenty of casual lifters. No one else comes close. my hypothesis is that lifting really heavy forces the core to engage with maximum strength - which is not an effect you get even with other forms of exercise traditionally considered highly core-intensive.
I’m split as to whether a powerlifter would see the same effect. On one hand, heavy weight should induce the core to maximally tighten. On the other, I wonder if there is something special in catching a heavy weight in the deep squat position that would create an even greater degree of core and pelvic floor engagement.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn.