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Submitted ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember when I was a horny fit girl I was a yoga teacher for 3 years earning $25 a week and no man wanted me because who could love anybody on food stamps earning $25 a week?

    Forever alone fit girl 🙋🏼‍♀️

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So, guys don’t care about a girls income that much. There’s an entire subculture of men that prefers or demands being the sole breadwinner of their families. I’m going to say the word “tradwife” and consider my point made.

      Guys will go for an unemployed girl. Pretty and nice will get you a man. Which weren’t you?

      Mind you, when I was in college I tutored freshman chemistry for an hour on Wednesdays and made more than $25/week at it; how delusional was your business plan?

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      • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, none of that story sounded based in any form of reality.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Men go after college students who earn negative amounts per week.

      Your bigger problem was probably that men don’t (generally) do yoga.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Start painting, poor is almost an obligation here.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For anyone wondering, the exercises are the front squat, overhead press, clean and jerk, and snatch. Source: tightest girl I ever fucked was a competitive olympic lifter. Will be chasing that high the rest of my life

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    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.

      Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.

      Thank you for your service. 🫡

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      and snatch.

      I’ll bet

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      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Clean and jerk!

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  • bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    death by snu-snu

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Image

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?

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    • Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can do a dick pushup

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      • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But just the one.

        Recovery time between sets is enormous.

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      • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Cock push-ups?

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    • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      4 Exercises That’ll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Helps hold your pee in longer.

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      • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Because it’s stored in the balls.

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Or cut it off midstream

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      • Addv4@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Also maybe last longer, but the hold your pee is probably more applicable.

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    • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/mens-health/in-depth/kegel-exercises-for-men/art-20045074

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve met guys who could tighten up so much it was very uncomfortable, pls don’t

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    • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Turd Guillotine

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      • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s my band name.

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      • turdburglar@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        that’s my cousin

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      • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Playing this Saturday night at the worst bar in town.

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You get a more stable and controllable boner

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mach 10 boner

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  • marretics@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does it work for men as well?

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    • forkDestroyer@infosec.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I haven’t read the article but: kegels

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  • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.

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    • manuremy@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Almost the same, was able to identify the problem and do some home… anti-excersices and I’m doing so much better now. The idea of a tight pussy might be fun, and sure if it’s a one time thing it is a lot of fun for the one who penetrates… But to live with and to be with in a longer relationship? No fun, for neither. Causing pain when it should be pleasure is not ideal.

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    • OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is real. Spasms at the entrance hole.

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    VAGINA DENTATA!! VAGINA DENTATA!!!!

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chomp chomp!

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Off with my head!

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      uses axe to decapitate HeHoXa

      …what?

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fitgirls@fedinsfw.aoo for the win

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    • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      my client interprets this as a mailto link lmao

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      • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        As it should. I think they forgot the ! at the beginning that is used to indicate that it is a Lemmy community.

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  • Elilol@fedinsfw.app ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    o, La LA!

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