turtlesareneat
@turtlesareneat@piefed.ca
- Comment on The power to shitpost more 5 hours ago:
New alt history just dropped. The Dell Dude has never been happier since transitioning into Adele.
- Comment on the Home Alone house then and now 20 hours ago:
In 1990 that was the height of sophistication. Today, Millennial white/gray is the height of sophistication. What can we learn? Trends in home design/decor are bad. Stick to something timeless and you won’t think it’s outdated every few years.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 20 hours ago:
The best part is, the artist could have walked to their nearest bathroom to notice toilets go down through the floor, but they decided, nah let’s elephant trunk this shit, that’s gotta be how it works.
- Comment on The most unrealistic part of Odyssey is the journey taking 20 years 1 day ago:
The new testament
- Comment on who came up with this plot? 2 days ago:
Imagine a woman so good she throws acid on her own face to save you the time and expense
- Comment on Civic duty 2 days ago:
So this container has two lids, and they posed it on top of one, in front of another, because that’s how you do
- Comment on Civic duty 3 days ago:
It’s weird how sometimes y’all will engage with an AI image like it’s real without further discussion
- Comment on she’s really honest indeed💖 4 days ago:
Flipside tho, some of us are turned off by guys with shaved pits. Probably not enough to matter to you, but it’s a thing.
- Comment on Maybe 5 days ago:
I still remember the day in 1991 when I was home sick, and Cinemax was showing The Who’s Tommy, and I tuned in right before the baked bean scene - I just thought it was some boring old movie and then BEANS, BEANS EVERWHERE. And that’s when I realized what every teenage boy in 1970 knew; Anne Margaret was a freak.
- Comment on Gotta make sure your watching its back 1 week ago:
And then walk on your couch and bed with little shitmittens that’ve been scooping through their litter. I’ve got both, at least dogs don’t pretend they’re not stepping in their own pee.
- Comment on forklift 1 week ago:
It’d definitely need to be a BIG rubber band
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Yeah, but like, I kind of feel that way about prostitution (like I am not going to enjoy myself with someone who’s being paid to pretend they’re enjoying it) but also, I know a few sex workers who’ve told me how much of their job is just companionship and listening, holding while people cry, etc. So it’s clearly an outlet for some people. We really need to attack the disconnection and loneliness at the root of this, not the symptoms manifested by those suffering.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Thank you.
Much like Sharper Image’s Ionic Breeze, this is a very expensive bullshit tower, but I am seeing them everywhere lately. Box fans are fucking amazing. Get a box fan.
- Comment on Me this morning 1 week ago:
Actually self medication theory teaches us that some individuals will wind up choosing the correct medication, so yeah.
- Comment on Refer to the chart 2 weeks ago:
Heck I just hope they do restart the Muppet Show. The soft pilot was pretty good, actually got me to watch a Sabrina Carpenter performance, and Seth Rogen’s punchability is at an all-time low. Come on Disney. (I hate saying those words)
- Comment on "We're all in this together" 2 weeks ago:
When you eat the rich, consider using an eco-friendly fuel
- Comment on best way to start the day💖 2 weeks ago:
It’s a type of dinosaur I think
- Comment on marble balls floating on water are nice sculptures. why doesn't the water squirt out like when you pinch a garden hose ? 2 weeks ago:
The water being that dirty makes me think they’re flushing it out to finish it, not demonstrating the final product. Maybe there’s some sealant or fine abrasive to help the final fit.
- Comment on 50,424 AD 2 weeks ago:
Not with that attitude
- Comment on Perfectly describes the movie - "The Wizard of Oz" 3 weeks ago:
2 minutes into anything even loosely dreamlike and I’m pulling people out of their cars GTA style
- Comment on Wow that's crazy 3 weeks ago:
Yeah this but my boss, his IBS stories, and “wow that sounds really awful.” I never knew one person’s IBS stories could make me so dread going to work. And then he tells everyone who stops by so I have to hear it on repeat all day.
- Comment on Valid point 3 weeks ago:
These cowboys ride bareback, from what my Gen Z friends tell me anyway
- Comment on Valid point 3 weeks ago:
Many of my dealers were accepting Cashapp and Venmo when I got sober a few years ago.
- Comment on Reverse cowgirl 3 weeks ago:
If you get on meth, you can definitely fuck for days on end, which could get you to a year. However I do not recommend it.
- Comment on Dios mio 3 weeks ago:
Hey kid I broke your mom, sorry
- Comment on Baked Lobster 3 weeks ago:
All right but give it a strong sativa, put headphones on it blaring 90s music, and see if it cleans the house in a flurry of activity. You have to set the stage to avoid couchlock and seabedlock.
- Comment on A Ripple in Space 3 weeks ago:
The distortion in spacetime caused by you momma trying to catch and eat it?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’m in one of the highest property crime cities in the US, as well as being located between two of the state’s largest homeless shelters, and the liquor stores and streets they sleep on. So it’s not uncommon to find pointless vandalism. Just last weekend my driver’s side window got cracked up because someone half-heartedly tried getting in, for loose change.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
People do this to the Little Free Libraries that dot our liberal neighborhoods. Especially when they proliferated during Covid. The solution was, for the tenacious, just to rebuild and restock it. Eventually they got left alone. But, a couple churches got old newspaper machines and filled them with food and hygiene supplies, left them around the neighborhood for the folks who have trouble stretching their budgets. Every morning, all the bags of cereal would be exploded across the street, the macaroni and dry goods would be scattered on sidewalks, canned food thrown against rock walls. Or it’d just all be taken at once, and the machine tipped over. They stopped doing those.
- Comment on help a feller out? 3 weeks ago:
That lady would be so proud