turtlesareneat
@turtlesareneat@piefed.ca
- Comment on 50,424 AD 10 hours ago:
Not with that attitude
- Comment on Perfectly describes the movie - "The Wizard of Oz" 2 days ago:
2 minutes into anything even loosely dreamlike and I’m pulling people out of their cars GTA style
- Comment on Wow that's crazy 2 days ago:
Yeah this but my boss, his IBS stories, and “wow that sounds really awful.” I never knew one person’s IBS stories could make me so dread going to work. And then he tells everyone who stops by so I have to hear it on repeat all day.
- Comment on Valid point 2 days ago:
These cowboys ride bareback, from what my Gen Z friends tell me anyway
- Comment on Valid point 2 days ago:
Many of my dealers were accepting Cashapp and Venmo when I got sober a few years ago.
- Comment on Reverse cowgirl 3 days ago:
If you get on meth, you can definitely fuck for days on end, which could get you to a year. However I do not recommend it.
- Comment on Dios mio 3 days ago:
Hey kid I broke your mom, sorry
- Comment on Baked Lobster 4 days ago:
All right but give it a strong sativa, put headphones on it blaring 90s music, and see if it cleans the house in a flurry of activity. You have to set the stage to avoid couchlock and seabedlock.
- Comment on A Ripple in Space 6 days ago:
The distortion in spacetime caused by you momma trying to catch and eat it?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I’m in one of the highest property crime cities in the US, as well as being located between two of the state’s largest homeless shelters, and the liquor stores and streets they sleep on. So it’s not uncommon to find pointless vandalism. Just last weekend my driver’s side window got cracked up because someone half-heartedly tried getting in, for loose change.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
People do this to the Little Free Libraries that dot our liberal neighborhoods. Especially when they proliferated during Covid. The solution was, for the tenacious, just to rebuild and restock it. Eventually they got left alone. But, a couple churches got old newspaper machines and filled them with food and hygiene supplies, left them around the neighborhood for the folks who have trouble stretching their budgets. Every morning, all the bags of cereal would be exploded across the street, the macaroni and dry goods would be scattered on sidewalks, canned food thrown against rock walls. Or it’d just all be taken at once, and the machine tipped over. They stopped doing those.
- Comment on help a feller out? 1 week ago:
That lady would be so proud
- Comment on 🥵🥵🥵 1 week ago:
Yeah, we used to have this, it was called “cruising” and then the apps took it away from us
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
That shit’s handy cause you don’t have to wait hours and hours for a surgery to finish, you can go do other things. But also my POS husband went and did meth and had sex with some guy while I was on the table. So yeah it’s not going great here. What were we talking about?
- Comment on Pride Month ends tonight... 1 week ago:
They were protests until we let giant corporate sponsors take over, suddenly they were entertainment events with huge budgets to get the best performers. A circus. We shouldn’t need to fly in Gloria Estefan to flood the streets with our people for a day.
- Comment on Pride Month ends tonight... 1 week ago:
Our culture is worth preserving. Corporations ain’t gonna do that. We do that. Grassroots. Pride is supposed to be grassroots. Trump did us a favor in this one way, showed us how rainbow-washed “integration” is as worthless as the ad circulars they’re printed on. What matters is if you have rights, and you get those by showing up for the fight. Get involved this year. Make them afraid to take our rights away. That’s the real heart of Pride.
- Comment on You got this dude. You're fineeeeee 1 week ago:
“Yeah, you DID get hotter since the last drink, go make your move”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
They’re regulation beer pong size, so we used a lot of them.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Scrape that wax
- Comment on My pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked at 1 week ago:
And I just donated the Mr. Fusion to goodwill
- Comment on Did you know crawfish have balls? 1 week ago:
Come to heart attack alley and find out
- Comment on 1 week ago:
The day I pulled up to a campsite and saw a tent with a hole cut in the bottom so they could fit an A/C through. Who wants to listen to that all night?
- Comment on Before the revolution 1 week ago:
Guy riding a fucking bike into it, the old pool somehow lasted through that attack
- Comment on DIY is way cheaper 1 week ago:
Ooh now do injectable bone glue so I can give myself a fusion every few years
- Comment on To whom it may concern. I found your glove. 2 weeks ago:
Nature is healing
- Comment on We found their kryptonite! 2 weeks ago:
Alas they just spray uber-fucking-grade defoliant and destroy all the plant life that was there to begin with.
- Comment on Rate my daily breakfast 2 weeks ago:
A cake that looks like a baked potato, a cracked meringue dusted in cocoa, and a frozen banana slice. 3/10 plating
- Comment on Molting 2 weeks ago:
Rethinking all those plans to befriend all the crows in the neighborhood
- Comment on Thanks for the encouragement queen. 2 weeks ago:
She was dirty, she’d definitely chuckle at least.
- Comment on Tru 2 weeks ago:
There’s a different one for stoners.
- What?
- Man.
- Come on man.
- Not cool.
- Dude, what the fuck
- Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.