turtlesareneat

@turtlesareneat@piefed.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨something to be reinvented⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  AAA is a nonprofit, if they privatize the DMV it’ll damn well be a corporation with a CEO that can make kickbacks to all the right people and keep the poors below him at bay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is it OK for nature to do this, but not us?

  And if it’s only OK for God to do, why did God let us develop the technology to do it? In fact it could be argued all science is divinely inspired - the Catholics believe this for instance - so this is God’s plan for us.

  Just a bit silly to decide a whole nascent field is unethical because it rubs you the wrong way somehow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve met guys who could tighten up so much it was very uncomfortable, pls don’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smell the Roses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s when the acid kicked in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The little bump of the feet can hold the laptop in place, curl one finger around that side, second finger around the other, now you’re carrying a laptop by its corner between two bent fingers.

  My SO has broken his laptop and phone so many times, but I haven’t once, so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why he’s so cranky in frame 4, he’s realizing his piece of shit brain lied to him again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is your god now?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, now arm it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marriage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there an "Avoid Amazon" community for people who want to support smaller online retailers?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A ton of brands and websites have rewards or loyalty programs that offer free shipping over $35 or whatever as a perk, which means I get a lot of free shipping off Amazon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨using everything as training data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My probation officer didn’t believe me either >:(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You shall not make for yourself an idol, or any likeness of what is in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the water under the earth. You shall not worship them or serve them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry is that a giant gold Garfield Lego statue?

  Like the prophecy predicted??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨20% of the time it works 100% of the time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Much higher success rate if she’s a guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was that Barney coloring book that advocated for blood orgies but they caught it and recalled it fairly quick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where are you supposed to put your eyes when you're not using them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Roll them into the back of your head and practice throat singing, it helps with the thinking. Note this also gets you out of having to go to church, they’ll bring the priest to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨audition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t expect guys to ruin their knees and give you random truckstop head. This is only polite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anybody actually work from 09:00 to 17:00⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe in wresting back any amount of control/time we can from the system.

  So my job has me coming in at 8:30-9:30am and leaving at 3:30pm every day, thanks to training my boss and working the system.

  And honestly I am switching to a hybrid WFH job because even this is too much office time.

  They don’t give me a window, so I am letting myself get recruited elsewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you forget employers hire people with SKILLS that will benefit their company⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you ragging on his cord, man?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gay sex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  swordfight noises

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Roots really that controversial that it needs to be banned? Haven't watched the movie cause I quit pot and haven't read the book but isn't it like historical or something?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We were shown Roots in high school, and given a stern brow-beating as if we had personally overseen the slave trade (all-white high school/community). Then they told us to act like racism was solved for everyone’s good. It was… all fairly confusing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get this guy a box of rat turds and a blender

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was a husky boy and look how I turned out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruity Pebbles didn’t hit the market until the early 70s. There was definitely processed food coming down the line but we didn’t shift to be fully dependent on it until the 70s and 80s, latchkey kids, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day it was ok to receive a paddlin (simpson ref there) at school as a kid. But on the flip side it was against the law to beat a paddle a prisoner by a guard, why the rule difference?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When we moved to the South everyone had to sign waivers with their kids schools indicating whether the teachers could hit them. This was in the 2010s. IDK if they still do it. This is rural Arkansas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incredible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s how I met your mother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord Lucifer, hear my prayers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why’s this on a photo of the ceiling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you’re like me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the overlords⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have definitely jumped a curb with them and did not know they tracked this, thanks for the heads up… damn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gen x⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’re angry that the people of the past wanted to create a better future? Or that they can’t ride fast and do heroin. IDK toss up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We should give them the benefit of the doubt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re hitting you up on social, they’re yellowjackets, and you better make peace with god

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well thank god there are no stories out there about AI wanting to kill humans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tattoo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had real trouble for a long time, but I can always glance down at my hand and see the L made by my left index finger and thumb. Eventually I could see it in my head. I memorize things with visual cues somehow IDK.