Gotta make sure your watching its back
Submitted 2 weeks ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
"I'm gonna be real disappointed if a pterodactyl swoops down and eats me while I'm taking a shit bro."
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Reminder that Johhny Depp is an abuser and you misogynists fell for his media blitz.
Shindo66@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have actually wondered this from the beginning. I feel like if I hung out with either of them separately over a beer, I would think the other one is crazy.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Its funny how this debate is all one way or the other. What if they are both narcissistic shitheads? I don’t know either one of them and have no reason to think they are not both shitty people.
stenAanden@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
But she isn’t a narcissistic shithead. Johnny Depp is a wifebeating rapist.
AliOski@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Even if he was an abuser, he wasn’t any more of an abuser than she was.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Taking a dump…on your bed.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I’d accept it as the gift it is.
I would frame it and place it in a place of honor.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Do you sometimes look in the mirror and question the life choices that made you a person who talks about worshipping feces on the internet?
Dookieman12@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
See, that’s funny because she’s a dog who took a dump
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Can’t joke about women! Didnt you get the memo? Joking about white men is allowed, anyone else is bad for various racists. White privilege, yadda yadda.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Looks like someone took a dump in the bed.
akwd169@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
No thats just a photo of dog shit, hot, steamy green liquid dog shit spraying out of a dogs asshole
homes@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
I’m so glad I have a cat, a cat that can poop in private
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
And then walk on your couch and bed with little shitmittens that’ve been scooping through their litter. I’ve got both, at least dogs don’t pretend they’re not stepping in their own pee.
homes@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Who’s pretending?
Matty_r@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Ha ha we call then “poo shoes”
canniest_tod@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re supposed to look away. They’re embarrassed that you’re for some reason watching the poop come out. Don’t do that.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The dog doesnt give a fuck, buddy
canniest_tod@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay, well maybe don’t stare at the shit coming out of a dog’s asshole, for other reasons.
draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
I remember reading about this. The dog is feeling quite vulnerable while doing it’s business, and so it’s looking at you, the pack leader for assurances. It’s seeing if you’re standing watch properly, and looking at you to see if you’re stressed or alerted.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is that Amber Turd?
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
yup. not sure why you got downvoted, she is an evil bitch
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You mean the abused women? Johhny Depp was certainly the villain in that story,
dillekant@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
It’s interesting there’s a sharp line between what women and men believe here. Sadly, not knowing the details makes the propaganda more likely to work. Heard and her lawyer were stupid, but that doesn’t change what likely actually happened:
The reason people don’t like Heard is:
That’s it.
Here’s a video talking about it. To anyone still on Depp’s side: Maybe don’t support abusers? Maybe don’t support their narratives if you think everyone’s a scumbag? Where are the Depp memes?
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Alternatively, they’re both insane.
Seppo@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Is this one of those “believe someone because of their gender regardless of the evidence” arguments? That kind of thinking is dangerous and sexist.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Honestly they seemed like they were both toxic and abusive and deserved each other.
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Help me understand… did the judgement reflect that? Was Depp imprisoned or fined for being “the villian”?
Was Amber victorious after all those legal procedures and Depp found guilty of anything?
Did Amber have to pay anything or was she vindicated as a victim and justly rewarded?
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Did you watch the trial? She is not well.
AliOski@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
I really hope your just sarcastic or trolling.
Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The dress was blue and black.