Dookieman12
@Dookieman12@piefed.social
- Comment on It's gay to brush your teeth 5 hours ago:
Brushing your teeth is super gay. It’s taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.
Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.
Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it’s a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?
Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I’m a REAL man and REAL men don’t need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.
- Comment on It's gay to brush your teeth 5 hours ago:
So is believing in flat earth, and yet…
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 5 hours ago:
The Shawshank Redemption should have won Best Picture that year. The only reason it didn’t is because it’s a sad story and people like happy stories more.
- Comment on Amazon executives are enraged about a Mamdani proposal 6 hours ago:
What kind of summary?
- Comment on What would happen if you maxxed out your credit cards and line of credit then moved to some village in the phillipines? 1 day ago:
They’ll call the number you gave them. Numbers can be easily changed
- Comment on What would happen if you maxxed out your credit cards and line of credit then moved to some village in the phillipines? 1 day ago:
Theoretically, yes. But then you would be a US citizen in a foreign country. Eventually, that country will make you either leave or become a citizen.
Also, even though extradition wouldn’t be possible, deportation might still be on the table if you piss off the wrong people the right way.
- Comment on congratulations 1 day ago:
Goose on a moose on the loose
- Comment on Still waiting for my Donny dollar check, any day now... 1 day ago:
Ask her why that line of thinking doesn’t apply to her. She earned her money. Why should they take it?
- Comment on 1 day ago:
In CoD Black Ops Zombies, on Kino, there’s a spot you can stand on the theater stairs where you’re completely safe from dogs. We used to abuse this spot when we needed to take a break during long online sessions.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
In Crash Bandicoot: Warped, in the first boss fight against Tiny Tiger, there’s a spot you can stand that’s completely safe. This isn’t that interesting by itself. But, in the remaster, if you stand in this spot, a crowd of NPCs will throw wedges of cheese at you 🧀
- Comment on 1 day ago:
In Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance for PS2, every single enemy in the game, even bosses, can be cheesed by walking circles around them. I’m pretty sure this applies to all games made with that engine (Champions of Norrath, Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel)
- Comment on 1 day ago:
In Pokémon Red/Blue, enemy Pokémon have unlimited PP and trainer Pokémon will always choose their move based on type alignment. Psychic moves are super effective against Psychic Pokémon. Recover is a Psychic type move. You can’t run from trainer battles.
So, if you’re in a trainer battle against a Pokémon that knows Recover, and you only have Psychic type Pokémon, the enemy will use Recover over and over until you eventually run out of PP and Struggle to death or turn the game off.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
In Enter the Matrix for PS2, there are two levels where you’re riding in a car and have to shoot the enemies chasing you. For some reason, the enemies are only programmed to shoot when you’re looking at them. So you can just look at the ground the whole mission and you’ll win, even on hard mode.
- Comment on At least it's not a NFT? 1 day ago:
they want “the real thing”
As if anyone would ever notice. Or care.
- Comment on When y'all gonna learn 3 days ago:
Online debate is fun
Most online disagreements can hardly be characterized as a “debate”. Most of the time it’s some contrarian shitlord arguing in bad faith, fishing for gotchas, moving goalposts, refusing to acknowledge reality, and/or pretending your posts mean something other than what they say.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 3 days ago:
OP: doesn’t like one specific group of people who do one specific thing.
Your stupid ass: yOu JuSt WaNt To SeE mUrDeR
I know reading is hard (for you) but damn
- Comment on Damn US news comms are like cockroaches 4 days ago:
Join the communities you want to see and use the Subscribed feed. New communities and instances constantly being added is the whole point of the Fediverse; complaining about it is like complaining about being wet while in a swimming pool you chose to be in.
- Comment on Whats the point of the 2nd amendment 4 days ago:
It’s a rhetorical question being asked in bad faith. Stop playing games and state your point, if you have one.
- Comment on Whats the point of the 2nd amendment 4 days ago:
gatling guns weren’t invented until the 1860s
And the first piece of gun control legislation was passed in 1934
- Comment on Whats the point of the 2nd amendment 4 days ago:
I don’t recall claiming it did
- Comment on Whats the point of the 2nd amendment 4 days ago:
There was also the very real possibility the Native Americans, the French, the Spanish, the Portugese, or some combination thereof would invade.
- Comment on Whats the point of the 2nd amendment 4 days ago:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State…
It’s right there in the text. The founding fathers warned against standing armies because they’re abused by tyrants. They envisioned, in the event the US was invaded, the response would consist of locals, armed with whatever they could procure, organizing to repel the invading force. This was in the days when private citizens owned muskets, gatling guns, cannons, and warships.
People were also expected to make and practice these invasion response plans, like fire drills, but this was never codified because they never thought they would need to explain that to people; it was simply understood to be a requirement that came with the responsibility.
This made sense in a lot of ways. People who know each other will readily cooperate. Locals will be familiar with the local geography, which was a big advantage in the days before accurate maps or quick communication.
Since then, things have changed. A lot. But the amendment has remained. I still think it’s important to enshrine the people’s right to self-preservation and self-defense. But I also don’t feel like typing a 10K word essay with my thumbs today.
- Comment on Why do so many people regardless of whether their reasonings are justified or not pinpoint South Park for ruining a generation of millenials? 4 days ago:
South Park has always been hated by the same people for the same reasons. It’s a fucking cartoon. No one is forced to watch it. I like some episodes, I dislike others. I watch the ones I like, I don’t watch the ones I don’t like. I don’t get what’s so hard about it. If I can do it, other people can do it too.
- Comment on Are there any technology-oriented content creators that are still good? 4 days ago:
“AI-pilled” means you.
- Comment on What stratgies do you have for dealing with people who "live in your head rent free"? 5 days ago:
Never accept criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.
- Comment on Mules. 5 days ago:
I’ll make you a pair that looks just like them for half that
- Comment on Thanks for coming to my TED talk 5 days ago:
If you see a snake coiling up and preparing to strike, do you wait until it bites you to stop it?
If you have a cold, do you wait until you’re in the hospital to take medicine?
When a man declares his intent to harm you, at that point, any violence against him becomes justified on the basis of self-defense. When a group of people declare their intent to harm all others, at what point does violence against that group become justified on the same basis?
- Comment on Why do posts continuously end up "*Permanently Deleted*" here? 5 days ago:
Idk then. Maybe a mod deleted it? Maybe OP was banned? Maybe the poster’s instance went defunct?
- Comment on Why do posts continuously end up "*Permanently Deleted*" here? 5 days ago:
Yeah, that too. I block the notification element with my adblocker
- Comment on Why do posts continuously end up "*Permanently Deleted*" here? 5 days ago:
That just means OP deleted their post. This can happen for many reasons, but the most common is they get embarrassed at the replies, decide they don’t want it on their post history, or they think the downvotes mean something, like on Reddit