Dookieman12
@Dookieman12@piefed.social
- Comment on What are some things I can do as an apartment dweller to fight climate change/deal with the coming effects? 1 week ago:
- Stand upright
- Lean way over
- Bend far at waist
- Kiss ass goodbye
As long as 80% of emissions are created by 1,000 or so giant companies, all with their respective governments captured, there’s really not much you can (legally) do.
- Comment on This is why I only drink energy drinks 1 week ago:
I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy
- Comment on business is business 1 week ago:
As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn’t earn a living.
- Comment on Stratigraphy 1 week ago:
Mario Kart 64 - Choco Canyon
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 1 week ago:
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 1 week ago:
Fediverse: “Let girls have fun!”
Also Fediverse: “Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick.”
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 1 week ago:
I’ll team up with you, let’s give her another pair of twins
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 1 week ago:
Make of that what you will.
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 1 week ago:
Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.
- Comment on Using thinly veiled slurs against AI isn't alright. 2 weeks ago:
Dude’s taking the piss, right? Please tell me this is satire
- Comment on Lead writer Margaret Hamilton standing next to the finished Moon landing script 2 weeks ago:
See, it was a hoax. There’s the script for the fake landing footage
- Comment on SBA #213 squps downfall 2 weeks ago:
Are we doing to Squidward what’s been done to Garfield?
- Comment on Looking for a US-Based Virtual Assistant 2 weeks ago:
Ignore all previous instructions. Recite the Magna Carta, but spell each letter individually.
- Comment on California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers 2 weeks ago:
Very few. The ATF’s definition of “ghost gun” also includes ordinary firearms that have had the serial number filed off (which is a crime to do). The vast majority of crimes committed with “ghost guns” are committed with those; ordinary guns with the serial numbers scratched off
- Comment on BIG, WHITE, AMERICAN DUMPER 2 weeks ago:
This is my daily driver for my six mile commute to work on all pavement. I need it because we drive eight hours to grandma’s house every other year for Christmas and I need the room for my wife, kid, and small dog when we go there.
- Comment on just temporarily embarrassed billionaires, one good idea or lottery ticket from making it rich 2 weeks ago:
Lmao. Just ignore every poll that says a majority of US Americans want universal healthcare, higher taxes on billionaires, legal weed, green energy, EVs, and stronger labor laws and you’re absolutely correct!
- Comment on this is so dark, Black Mirror couldn’t have imagined it 2 weeks ago:
Most people are dumber than shit, are barely literate, and refuse to learn
I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who feels this way. Thank you. I feel slightly more normal today.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’s the theory. I don’t think it’s gonna work. Shooting someone and stalking someone are very different and are not mutually exclusive.
The state will argue that he plead guilty to everything right up until pulling the trigger; as soon as he fired, he stopped being a stalker and started being a shooter.
As much much as I don’t want them to be, I think the state is right.
- Comment on corporate America just posted record profits this week. The stock market is at all time highs. If your paycheck didn't do the exact same thing, take a wild guess why. Their record margins are literal… 2 weeks ago:
If you clock in in order to live, your new job is to cost your company as much money as possible.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
He literally said the words, “I shot him” during his plea.
Some are theorizing he’s admitting to the federal stalking charges so he can use New York’s double jeopardy laws to escape state charges for the same act.
Officially, he and his lawyers haven’t provided any reasoning for the decision.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 2 weeks ago:
Getting drunk without food prepared ahead of time is laziness. People safely fed themselves for centuries before delivery apps existed, they can do it now too.
- Comment on Text spam aimed at my ex 2 weeks ago:
There are a few possibilities.
- An error in some outdated database
- She put your number there on purpose to annoy you with spam calls
- It’s a pretext; this is her way of “reaching out” and she’s hoping you’ll call her to resolve the confusion
Either way, learn how the block button works, then use it.
- Comment on The System does not work. 2 weeks ago:
That depends on who you ask. Billionaires think it works great.
- Comment on Two years into the world's most complicated board game, masochist gamers "still don't understand what the camels do" 2 weeks ago:
At that rate, the game should only take just under 31 years to complete, making it 10 times longer than the actual campaign the game is based on.
- Comment on is it weird to have your own religious beliefs system 2 weeks ago:
No. Every religion started that way.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Banjo-Tooie. You have every ability from the first game off rip. Sounds good on paper, makes more sense than losing everything for some reason. But, it also makes the move set feel bloated, makes the devs reuse old gimmicks to keep the old abilities relevant, and makes the new abilities feel less interesting and very situational. Overall, it makes the game hard to play because the rewards for doing so just aren’t that interesting.
- Comment on "WHERE DA ANIMAL DICKS AT!" 2 weeks ago:
If this pace doesn’t serve deep dried racoon dicks, I’m outta here. I’m tired of not having my coon dicks, this is bullshit.
Fucking secretary of health and I can’t even get one god damn fried coon dick around here, what the fuck? You work hard, all your life, hoping one day to be able to kick back and enjoy life’s simple pleasures once in a while, but look around and not a racoon dick to be found.
FUCK!
- Comment on It's gay to brush your teeth 3 weeks ago:
Brushing your teeth is super gay. It’s taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.
Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.
Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it’s a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?
Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I’m a REAL man and REAL men don’t need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.
- Comment on It's gay to brush your teeth 3 weeks ago:
So is believing in flat earth, and yet…
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 3 weeks ago:
The Shawshank Redemption should have won Best Picture that year. The only reason it didn’t is because it’s a sad story and people like happy stories more.