draco_aeneus

@draco_aeneus@mander.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It’s the fact other people know that’s important here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  1. The prompt says explicitly that you have to sit on it. You can only do that once (and realistically, zero times).
  2. The bench implies but doesn’t guarantee to summon the people. Given it works on future/past people also, you’re probably chatting with their spirit or something.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political leaning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be ‘landlords’. This is a truly sad tyre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm craving the taste of a rather porky man......⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I’m surprised you were able to make meat eating even more evil than it already was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ICE had a signup bonus (dunno how much, $4000, I think?), and nobody received it yet.

  The guy who is ‘famous for not paying’ is Trump, who has a history of being in debt/not paying his debts off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nevermind the drink I'm holding⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Honse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When person who wrote that post was a child, they liked talking about “chambered nautiluses” (which are basically, ocean snails). Also, their mom used to get scam calls. Their mom made their child (which is the person who wrote the post) talk to the scammers about these nautiluses so that their time was wasted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely, if they’re selling your numbers to other scammers, other scammers are losing that same amount of money?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It should be a strict rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on which was first, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is #FFFFFF white, but mixing red green and blue paint is black?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this is not helpful, since both are “mixing colour”. I think a more apt analogy would be “shining multiple lights” vs “stacking colour filters”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨London stabbing rates vs X posts about London crime⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These two graphs cover different time periods. It looks like the monetization of X lines up with that hump of sharply increased knife crime at the end there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope, not visiting that⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the chances that visiting Steven Hawking is the most interesting/fun thing you can do, if you could freely time travel? I’d much rather go look at dinosaurs, or visit the construction of the pyramids, or go listen to Martin Luther King Jr.'s speech.

  Even if my goal was to meet a single scientist, I think I’d personally pick any other. Pliny the Elder, Marie Curie, Albert Einstein…

  Not to be rude to Mr. Hawking (well, maybe he deserves it, I don’t know what got him in to the Epstein files…), but a thorougly average party is simply not likely to attract very many time travellers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just vibing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of like how a piston in an engine also kinda just “shakes about” (because of explosions or steam or whatever) and yet delivers a lot of power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cats are so silly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are a supervillain from the Green Lantern comics