What part of this is passive?
poverty is a choice
Submitted 3 weeks ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If you’re having fun at your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It puts the ass in passive
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s passive for the bottom
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In the community we refer to it as “bottom”
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s not passive income
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It is if you’re a lazy bottom.
zaph@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
guy@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Hello kids! Today we’re learning about prostitution
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I’m out.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
kevinsky@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
The amount of people that evidently don’t know what a passive income really is is wild. If you have do do something for it, it’s not passive.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Active income, as it were.
Uruanna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The passive is the friend who sits there and waits to get tongued.
It doesn’t say if he gets paid though, or if it’s just for fun.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m not giving him a cut for that! Bob makes enough money as it is; he’s lucky I buy the cosmos.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.
10 minutes? More like one minute: “Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I’dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn’tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!”
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 3 weeks ago
Yes.
pyre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
6:00-2:00 is 20 hours
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don’t pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
If they can buy drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It’s called wealth redistribution.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homey to not stand out and appear massively sus,
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Rope the bars in. Gas isn’t something that should be happening drinking.
uberdroog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
kevinsky@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
People that say you need a “huscle” need to remember capitalism only works if a large part of the population is happy just doing some menial job that pays just enough to have a somewhat interesting life.
If everybody is rich, nobody is rich.
Coconut1233@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The last sentence only makes sense comparatively. If you assume wealth/richness is having enough resources to thrive, then imho everybody can be rich.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You forgot to add how you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let’s talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it’s worth it?
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don’t need to prove anything to me, just yourself.
trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Abolishing money isn’t necessary for everyone to live decently
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I totally agree. We now have the communication and computing ability to manage resources effectively for the whole globe.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
“Bruh it’s totally not homo if it’s for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we’re both so hot and want to fuck us anyway”
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
el_muerte@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He did indeed say that yes.
therealamack@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Stereotypical “straight guy” clothes.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Average American cishet men dress like twelve year olds when they go out
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes. Obviously. Fucking pinko, are you not?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
If homie doesn’t want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
what if I have a fagcent
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Use sign language
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Isn’t sex work illegal in the ‘freedom’ country
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s not sex work, it’s just a friendly wager :D
davidagain@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I bet you can’t suck me off in under five minutes.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just record it, then it is porn and that’s legal
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.