Hello kids! Today we’re learning about prostitution
poverty is a choice
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guy@piefed.social 14 hours ago
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 day ago
What part of this is passive?
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
If you’re having fun at your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It puts the ass in passive
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In the community we refer to it as “bottom”
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s passive for the bottom
Agent641@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I’m out.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
That’s not passive income
nullspace@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
It is if you’re a lazy bottom.
zaph@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.
pyre@lemmy.world 18 minutes ago
6:00-2:00 is 20 hours
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 hours ago
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.
10 minutes? More like one minute: “Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I’dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn’tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!”
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 17 hours ago
Yes.
therealamack@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 16 hours ago
Stereotypical “straight guy” clothes.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let’s talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it’s worth it?
trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Abolishing money isn’t necessary for everyone to live decently
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homey to not stand out and appear massively sus,
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Rope the bars in. Gas isn’t something that should be happening drinking.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don’t pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If they can buy drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It’s called wealth redistribution.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
“Bruh it’s totally not homo if it’s for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we’re both so hot and want to fuck us anyway”
nullspace@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 1 day ago
By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Yes. Obviously. Fucking pinko, are you not?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
If homie doesn’t want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
what if I have a fagcent
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Use sign language
Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 day ago
Isn’t sex work illegal in the ‘freedom’ country
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Just record it, then it is porn and that’s legal
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s not sex work, it’s just a friendly wager :D
davidagain@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I bet you can’t suck me off in under five minutes.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.