zaph

@zaph@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine was the fact that Anne Frank and Martin Luther King Jr were both born in 1929 😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like her family didn’t think it was her choice so I’ma take that at face value.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did Trump vote? Could he have?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Florida follows the guidelines of the state they’re convicted in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A scammer just tried to scam the Kroger pharmacy to get my info out of them by pretending to be my insurance company.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like your insurance company has a data leak problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if it was uranium 235? What if it was a gun instead of a cup? What if what if what if?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nahh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue drink enema goes hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nahh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks yummy what are they drinking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do Orks from Warhammer 40K have nipples?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because males were females until the right amount of chemicals were introduced to the fetus. Take enough estrogen and males can produce milk and no longer have useless nipples.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is the calories meter on exercise bikes accurate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s one of those things where the average is close enough for most people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Resigns on First Day After Indian Boss Expects Overtime Without Pay: Work-life Balance is 'Western Behaviour' - News18⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PTO is a finite resource and the equivalent of being paid overtime. Demanding your employees work overtime without pay is an infinite resource, much like demanding your boss to pay you for an unscheduled day off or time you didn’t work that doesn’t get covered by PTO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oxygen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason an alcoholic needs alcohol to keep from shaking, you’re addicted. Go ahead, try to stop. You’ll shake just like they do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Possibly, and yet somehow not comforting.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal AF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  not making her talking points about her race or gender like Hillary

  The difference between someone who lived the struggle and someone who was just trying to represent it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur's Gate 3: Patch 7 Now Live!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely that’s why I didn’t specify a leaf type. Probably could have said poison ivy and been fine though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ignoring the fact that coffee beans aren’t beans, for the same reason we don’t make tea with just any leaf. Someone braver than you tried it and it was disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idioms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So we had the technology we just didn’t know how to use it to its full potential.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon casts a healing spell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish my DM would accept this. I was born with this power but I might fail to cast it? Why am I not rolling to see if I walk properly since that was a learned ability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is he cheating on just me or with the Second Law of Thermodynamics?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing only exists when you have something to compare it to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh jeez⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe not the whole country but we’ve taken out cities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radioactivity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been a couple of decades since I watched the documentary so maybe my memory is betraying me but from what I remember the bombs dropped on Japan didn’t touch the ground. They detonated in the air so there technically isn’t a ground zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(Yikes)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He really turned a pipe-dream into a reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is ground control to Major Dumb...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What does this have to do with gasoline?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst hacking scene from any movie or show?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hackers is a timeless classic that got hacking 100% correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FINAL FANTASY XIV: DAWNTRAIL Launch Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I started playing in August of last year and finished endwalker (the last expansion before dawntrail) in January. It’s very “easy to get into” imo but the base game is a slog for sure. If you don’t mind putting in time (or as the other comment suggests, money) then yes, it’s a very easy game to get into. It’s my first mmo btw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Justice for Sid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But he didn’t so what’s your point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birb Pioneers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you move ground troops adjacent to the mountain hills don’t cost extra movement and they’ll deal more damage when on hills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mantra⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at me overachieving

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mantra⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still not putting the laundry away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hero⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it should be addressed

  I think that’s what she’s trying to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exploration⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit I thought I had a chance to be snarky