“She states she did not regret her actions.”
Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage
Submitted 1 month ago by GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk to unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7x17ljpzgo
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fubarx@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
She acknowledges that this was an assault and that the liquid would have gone over the jackets of him and others and caused them to get cleaning, but she states that Nigel would be able to afford this.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I love this because it is entirely true and she is just being honest. Rich people can afford to have their coat cleaned.
Flyberius@hexbear.net 1 month ago
She’s such a chad
YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Give her a medal
i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Or a Knighthood.
Emperor@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Or more milkshake
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
hitmyspot@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Damn right, let’s throw it at Farage.
mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
How’d they figure out who did it?
r00ty@kbin.life 1 month ago
I feel she should have at least tried the shaggy defence.
Paddzr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because she admitted it. It also happens to be she’s on OnlyFans! Go figure…
sneak100@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Braver than the troops rat-salute
Wahots@pawb.social 1 month ago
Could have been worse, he wasn’t creampied like that anti-gay orange juice lady in the 70s or 80s.
Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That was satisfying!
Salmarez@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Critical support, only because I am vegan!
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Lmao imagine having a whole day at court because someone had milkshake thrown over them. What a waste of everyone’s time.
Zip2@feddit.uk 1 month ago
It’s just a damn shame she didn’t have time to freeze it first.
glitchcake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Iconic <3
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As much as i think Garage is a piece of human garbage that needs to have a date with a guillotine, throwing anything at anyone is a terrible idea. Its a milkshake now, but what if it was acid? What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some? Or a nut allerge with a nut drink? These can be very severe.
While i agree that Garage sucks, throwing things at people shouldn’t be a solution.
CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Throwing things at people is not a solution but guillotine is? I’m not taking sides here, just curious about the thoughts process. Are you arguing that milkshake is not enough?
SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if he’d had an allergic reaction on his way to the guillotine? Wouldn’t that be awful?
/s
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if instead of Nigel Farage it was a baby and what if instead of milkshake it was me stomping it to death with my big awesome robot mech suit what then HMM
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
It’s all well and good guillotining him, but what if the guillotene was sharp? Someone might get a nasty cut!
zaph@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What if it was uranium 235? What if it was a gun instead of a cup? What if what if what if?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
i would argue that nige should be glad people are civilized enough to only throw beverages at him
MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He did have a banana thrown at him in Barnsley one time, as well as a milkshake. And another time it was a coffee cup. N Going around with such a punchable face comes with risks.
Fleur_@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You’re advocating for the death penalty but draw the line at throwing stuff at people?
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Death is one thing but making them sticky. Over the line.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some?
I think you’re overestimating the likelihood of someone consuming a liquid thrown at them, and underestimating how much milkshake a typical lactose-intolerant person would need to consume to get a severe reaction.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
You’re right the milkshake could have transmuted into acid in fact I hear that happens all of the time.
What a complete dipshit you are.
OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow you lot are completely missing the point… here let me spell it out for you:
As much as I hate that person, promoting violence, is not the right solution… please learn to read… jeeze
Apollo42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You just called for his execution, how can you follow that up with “promoting violence, is not the right solution”?
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Violence
Milkshake
Lmao, no.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are guillotines a pacifist solution?
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I miss the days of throwing pies at politicians
BeN9o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Calling it an attack feels like it lessens the meaning of the word for actual attacks. The man got wet.
GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 1 month ago
He was made sticky by vicky.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 month ago
No, the charge is assault by beating, which sounds like mr farright got kicked or punched, but nope he got soaked by milkshake. I guess that bring the boys to the yard and he won the seat.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I think poor Farage got beat by a paper cup accidentally.
fox2263@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Possibly the idea