Fleur_

@Fleur_@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a MASSIVE!!! burden⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wanted my penis to be bigger, only to realise I actually wanted it smaller.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tips are commonly pooled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PRESIDENCY, SENATE, HOUSE, AND POPULAR VOTE!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a non American watching the cycle of “its so over” and “we’re so back” every four years from the Democrats and the Republicans is quite funny lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow_irl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He just like me fr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches a scary movie with his gf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope this interaction has given you the confidence to plan out your second line after saying hello :))

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches a scary movie with his gf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hellooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it okay to continue to work for a (non-defense) federal government agency under an administration hostile to my own moral and ethical beliefs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So assuming you’re an American. I hate to break it to you but your government has done way worse stuff than elect an orange guy. I seriously doubt everything done holds up to the slightest scrutiny to your moral and ethical code. The only difference is now you are aware of it. If it was me I would ask myself if I felt guilty for the work I had done already. If I did I would stop if not I wouldn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches a scary movie with his gf⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep coping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See definition for colloquial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They already have, we evolved from a species you could colloquially refer to as monkeys. The ancestors of those monkeys went on to write Shakespeare

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨your mom falls significantly faster than g⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah man that wall of text and all is great. But like F = G(m1m2)/R2 is so much easier and quicker to read so I’m going with that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨your mom falls significantly faster than g⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeh tbh my bad Im a couple drinks in. All I know is that the guy who thinks the bowling ball doesn’t technically fall faster is wrong (no idea if that’s you or not) any doubters look at this equation (F = G(m1m2)/R2 ) for a couple minutes and come back to me.

  In solidarity with whoever thinks I’m wrong I’ll downvote my own comments losers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨your mom falls significantly faster than g⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True fair enough, but since I’m here, being an internet clown, I might as well double down…

  Obviously heavy and light objects never experience gravitational attraction in a vacuum throughout the vastness of the universe. Clearly F = G(m1m2)/R^2 only applies to objects in earths atmosphere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We should defederate lemmy.ml⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just filter the instance mate don’t have to defederate from every idiot on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨your mom falls significantly faster than g⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure bowling balls and feathers fall all the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨your mom falls significantly faster than g⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you’re not right?

  You’ve very clearly shown that you are wrong and then said “I’m right because I understand my explanation more than the reality of the situation”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you officially pronounce a possessive like: " Travis' "?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Travisis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did the pope announce anime mascots?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He didn’t announce them. They came to us from God. They are here to help us attain a heavenly life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She-Ra Lives!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t we just, you know, ask hunter gatherers how they do it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this genuine? Like is the unit circle really fucking you up that bad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Second 1: introduce myself Second 2: Andrew Tate pose Second 3: obtain phone number Second 4: go on date Second 5: head home with them Second 6: get touchy Second 7: undress Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Joebidengivinghimselfmedalofreedom.jpeg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is another way…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carl Sagan be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Short answer yes

  But it actually depends on what you mean by draw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That kids getting bullied no matter what

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re advocating for the death penalty but draw the line at throwing stuff at people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do residential skyscrapers always seem to include balconies that never get used?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mines handy for being able to clean the outside of the windows