owenfromcanada
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
- Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 22 hours ago:
Fair enough. But when people find out I’ve never seen Forest Gump or some other classic, I get the second reaction.
- Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 1 day ago:
Usually I don’t know about my knowledge gaps until someone fills me in, so it’s hard to say.
There are a lot of movies that I’ve never seen that apparently everyone else has seen. I usually just smile and nod when people talk to me as if I’ve seen whatever they’re referencing, it’s easier than dealing with the incredulity and making false promises about getting around to seeing it.
Also, relevant xkcd
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
Sometimes aesthetics trump evolution
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
I don’t trust the admiral. I think he’s gunning for my job.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
That sounds equally inefficient. I’m sorry that you have to put up with such uncultured swine.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
No dawg, you gotta flip it turn-ways.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
I’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
Under? So the first half is just plain dog?
- Comment on I'm bothering anyone, why the sign? 2 days ago:
Apparently they keep breaking into parked cars at campgrounds to steal snacks.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
No, I eat a sub from the side. Otherwise you’d just be eating bread, then fillings, then bread separately.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
Seems like it would save everyone some time
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
Uh yeah, I do throat it. Top down, like a normal person.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
So you like eating all the mustard right away, and then having the second half be plain?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
When you eat as fast as I do, everything is eaten the short way
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
You don’t eat your doner kebab right off the stick?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
You should try Schrodinger’s mustard. You haven’t had a proper hotdog until you top it with a superposition.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
Those aren’t mutually exclusive
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
Hot or regular?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 days ago:
I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
Top down, like everyone else. How do you eat them?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
If you put it on top, condiments is all you’d taste for the first few bites, then it would just be a plain dog the rest of the way. Why would anyone do that?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
Can’t say for sure, I don’t have an official diagnosis so far.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
Some people think it’s normal to experience pain and even bleeding when eating a sausage for the first time, but with gentle stretching you can usually mitigate any discomfort. A few minutes a day for a few weeks is often enough. Be sure to have open lines of communication and a strong trust relationship with your chef.
- Comment on Interesting looking ring. Wonder what it means? 3 days ago:
It’s the mark of the unclean, to be worn by parents of toddlers.
Source: am a parent of toddlers.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BRATWURST
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
HAPPY TO HELP
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 days ago:
The sausage being too big is a more common complaint than people realize. Everyone assumes bigger is always better, but past a certain size it can be uncomfortable or even painful.
You can work your way up to bigger sausages, though. Take your time, try to stay relaxed, and don’t forget to use a condiment!
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 4 days ago:
And you have an excessively tall mouth, apparently
