owenfromcanada
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Ya yeet! 3 days ago:
Assume spherical child
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 3 days ago:
Apparently cheetahs aren’t “big cats”, they’re just large versions of small cats. They share features like purring and meowing, and their temperaments are closer to housecats than a tiger or lion.
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 4 days ago:
Ah, the danger blep
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
That doesn’t sound like it would work. Ben would continue to treat Beth poorly, and your relationship with him wouldn’t improve in any way. Don’t ditch your principles for the sake of revenge.
Either distance yourself from Ben, or try to have a serious talk with him. Be the adult in the room.
- Comment on Oh no! 5 days ago:
Thanks for posting this! I’ve been looking to switch away from Swiftkey since MS bought it, and I love the easily accessible symbols on this (I do a bit of terminalling on mobile).
- Comment on Existential cowposting 6 days ago:
That’s a worse punishment than what they’d otherwise get.
- Comment on Existential cowposting 6 days ago:
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 6 days ago:
My wife calls them her emotional support tabs.
- Comment on Why? 1 week ago:
Also during the time Lemmy was most excited about beans. One of the golden ages, to be sure.
- Comment on I hate it when I have to do THIS 1 week ago:
Big Scarlett Johansson energy
- Comment on The Cellussy 1 week ago:
The micropenis jokes write themselves. Seems too easy.
- Comment on Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy? 1 week ago:
The only thing wrong with this shitpost is that you seem like you put too much effort into it.
- Comment on It is permnent! You are become him. 1 week ago:
Finally
- Comment on ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ 1 week ago:
It’s “delicious” and “edible”
- Comment on When building a Time Machine is worth the effort 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Forget your sign, which potamus are you? 2 weeks ago:
I’m not sure, honestly. I didn’t have it when I was a kid.
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- Comment on THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus 2 weeks ago:
Why did they use a picture of Christian Bale?
- Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 2 weeks ago:
Fair enough. But when people find out I’ve never seen Forest Gump or some other classic, I get the second reaction.
- Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 3 weeks ago:
Usually I don’t know about my knowledge gaps until someone fills me in, so it’s hard to say.
There are a lot of movies that I’ve never seen that apparently everyone else has seen. I usually just smile and nod when people talk to me as if I’ve seen whatever they’re referencing, it’s easier than dealing with the incredulity and making false promises about getting around to seeing it.
Also, relevant xkcd
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
Sometimes aesthetics trump evolution
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t trust the admiral. I think he’s gunning for my job.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
That sounds equally inefficient. I’m sorry that you have to put up with such uncultured swine.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
No dawg, you gotta flip it turn-ways.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
I’m eating them top down like everyone else. So if you don’t get condiments along the side of the dog, they’re gone after the first few bites.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
Under? So the first half is just plain dog?
- Comment on I'm bothering anyone, why the sign? 3 weeks ago:
Apparently they keep breaking into parked cars at campgrounds to steal snacks.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
No, I eat a sub from the side. Otherwise you’d just be eating bread, then fillings, then bread separately.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 3 weeks ago:
Seems like it would save everyone some time
