gravitas_deficiency

@gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TEASTY AND HEALTH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard times call for hard decisions.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  10/10, no notes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the perfect accompaniment to None Pizza Left Beef

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been warning colleagues and leadership about this for a couple years now. It baffles me that people don’t understand they’re hollowing out the whole discipline of computer science and engineering, at large. The knock-on effects are going to be - and i know this sounds hyperbolic, but I stand by it - incalculable.

  I guess I’ll just retire in a decade as an Elder Techpriest…? Who even knows at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard times call for hard decisions.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if you’re uncircumcised?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In this economy?

  You’d have to leverage your hotdog assets and get a secondary hotdog line of credit based on the initial hotdog equity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hottie without a body⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s very speciesist of you to refer to a Hanar that way >:(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. You’re gonna want to at the very least test out living in an area like that for a month or two before you uproot your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were (falsely) accused of murder, but you have records of your phone at home with youtube videos being played, can you submit those records as a sort of Alibi to exonerate you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Attorneys can and do hire independent investigators in the course of their work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Norm Macdonald's best joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  so the guy, he goes - I’ll be the guy.

  I swear, Norm’s deadpan, non-sequitur pivots and absurdity are half the reason his jokes have the punch they do 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at my horse.

  My horse is amazing.

  Give him a lick.

  He tastes just like raisins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you for your attention to this matter.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's up with all the moth memes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man wait till you hear about the beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh. Yeah you’ve got a point. This fucking timeline, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We are not supposed to go home until the fucking vote is finished. When you sign up, it’s made clear that you work until it’s done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Israel and USA's bombing, wouldn't any supposed nuclear bombs go off if there were any?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nukes are actually extremely hard to set off. H-bombs even moreso. It requires extremely, extremely precise explosively-driven compression.

  Gun-type firing mechanisms are simpler, but by no means “simple”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Having worked the polls: if you are in line to vote, you get to vote. The cops do not have any grounds to order you to leave your polling location because it’s “too late”. That is a violation of your rights as a citizen. The correct response is “make me; and if you do, I’ll have your fucking job, officer”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get off your high horse. You did make a choice. You chose to not make a choice.

  And with the way that electoral calculus and bias works in the US, not voting is disproportionately harmful to Democratic candidates, and disproportionately helpful to Republican candidates. You helped this happen by not voting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so this is how you catch the gay virus!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aging is fun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations! You are now in your LATE THIRTIES. You have unlocked the following attributes

  • sleeping “wrong”
  • interesting medical conditions
  • sore back
  • crushing sense of ennui
  • realization that you’re never going to get the social security you’ve paid into for your whole career
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try it today!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be fun at parties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many non-working holidays in America.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Orangeboi staying true to form and leaning into the idiotic, inaccurate, archaic, and racist “lazy people of color” trope, I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PEGANT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  .:|:;

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wanted to start a cult⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Threads is adding fediverse content to your social feeds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AFAIK my instance never has and never will federate with Threads, so…

  Neat 📸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting news⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or even just the tip, just to see how it feels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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