gravitas_deficiency

@gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  God safe us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vomit-inducing article about Jeff Bezos’s obscene wealth⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold on, give the author a minute, this is just foreplay. It’s a good idea to stretch a bit before committing to the deepthroat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In almost all cases, I frankly detest steamed vegetables. Probably due to my grandmother steaming the absolute piss out of ANY vegetable when we visited. My mother didn’t overcook them nearly as bad, but to this day I just don’t enjoy the flavor of any vegetable steamed nearly as much as I do roasted in the oven. High heat + short time + delicious, crisp, lightly charred goodness

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What war? Dafuq are you talking about?

  I left Reddit because I strongly dislike what it’s become. This place is better. Why should I want it to be more like Reddit?

  Platform growth does not matter here. We legitimately do not give a shit. The fediverse, in entirety, is not now, and never will be, beholden to shareholders, because of the very nature of its OSS underpinnings. We will grow organically, or not, and it will be fine. We don’t need a huge influx of users. In fact, a huge influx of users would kinda suck for a lot of admins, because it would cause a HUGE spike in OpEx, and potentially necessitate the purchase of more infrastructure, which admins probably wouldn’t love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This seat reservation doesn't reserve any seats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It means they are essentially guaranteeing you that the seats are not oversold. There will definitely be a seat for you somewhere on the train - that’s all this is saying. It’s capacity management. Have you not used regional rail before?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Automated Bot of Experian support phone line, refuses to let me to a real person... 🤬⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Iirc there’s a site out there that gives pretty specific instructions on how to reach an actual meatbag in customer support for tons of companies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  boss makes a dollar, I make a dime…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the USA simply have no food safety standard at all?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shortly, it’ll get even looser.

  ALL GAS NO BRAKES WCGW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for answers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The historical record says that if violence isn’t working, you’re just not using enough of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for answers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  MLK was only successful because Malcom X was the alternative, and the powers that be knew it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As the Canada "tax holiday" starts, Walmart increased the price of an item by the amount I would have saved⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that legal? (Am American - idk about Canadian legal strictures around that, but it definitely feels like it’d run afoul of some sort of consumer protection legislation or something like that)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  - rake in the lake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The torque better not be too strong with this one⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow, Phillips head survived.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depressing awful town⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are appropriate uses of government cheese product. This is absolutely not one of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tell by the way it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When speaking to the manager doesn't cut it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh using AGM-114s on a static, unarmored structure is a waste. Just slather on some Hydra 70s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What % of Lemmy memes and reaction-bait is posted for the purpose of farming Lemmy comments?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Overall, there’s WAY less motive here for karma farming, primarily because global karma/vote counts aren’t a thing that’s tracked on lemmy. Actual reputation that you establish as you interact with communities here is more important, which is one of the reasons I like lemmy a lot more than reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno what you’re all excited about, it’s just shrimple marine biology

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have an avocado.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Veggtable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Persistent problems require persistent solutions.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the violence isn’t working, you’re not using enough violence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feral naming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  hey Smooth Randy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEO brains go brrrrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before unions were a thing, if a workforce wanted a raise, it was traditional to say “hey boss, give us a raise, or we’ll burn your fucking factory down”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you want the murderer of the UnitHealthcare CEO prosecuted?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🎵🎶 jury nullification 🎵🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't need to answer this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not entirely convinced that billionaires should be considered human

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't need to answer this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just here so I don’t get fined

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uno what really happened⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh Vietnam has their head on fairly straight in this regard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claim Denied⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found a video, and yeah, it does really look like it was a pro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Claim Denied⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, is the consensus now that it was a hitman, and not just someone with some luck, skill, and an axe to grind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heavy Metals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do not cite the deep memes to me, witch. I was there when they were written.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brains!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CARD DECLINED