gravitas_deficiency

@gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Or even just the tip, just to see how it feels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Widespread internet outage affects Spotify, Google, Discord, AWS, Cloudflare, more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cyber attack vibes, if I’m being honest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senator Alex Padilla forcefully removed and handcuffed after questioning Kristi Noem at press conference in LA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He should press charges. But I will be surprised if he does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A surprise to be sure, but an unwelcome one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 like = 1 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …huh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do fancy cars look fancy and cheap cars don't? Can't you just slap a Lamborghini-style chassis onto a lawnmower engine if you want?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re describing either a kit-car or custom fab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I wanted to have a maximally downvoted post, how would I go about accomplishing that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta figure out a way to ride the line just short of getting banned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur's Gayte⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But there’s more hole per hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It must vex him⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. And a lot of the gas stations in my area have the auto-hold latches busted or removed, so you have to stand there and have a super loud ad screamed in your face. Which is why I now have a pack of reusable zip ties in my car that I will slap on the fill handle if I come across a pump like that. And no, that’s not dangerous - the stop mechanism in the pump handle operates such that the handle depresses further when the auto-shutoff engages, so it does not disrupt the safety of the filler mechanism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man in trump merch at Metalfest Open Air in Plzeň, Czechia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the sort of American tourist that makes me feel deeply embarrassed when I visit other countries

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did Musk and Trump fall out over?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eel-on-musk saw a ray of daylight from the bottom of his k-hole and had a crisis of conscience…? Idk man everyone’s on drugs. And I do mean that literally, for this regime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this 😂😂😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you stare at it long enough the clouds start to move a little

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh, poop.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey guys, remember the poop knife?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flipping the switch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was half expecting hell in a cell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a person use AI or whatever and get rid of their name and history off the net? And can it create a new ident with a bunch of history pictures and so forth?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Phstanrmxc flgbaaaaa——, 5E7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(insert blaring sound here)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *jesus christ IT’S JASON BOURNE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't have to be embarrassed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s too late, because I’ve already seen everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘One day I overheard my boss saying: just put it in ChatGPT’: the workers who lost their jobs to AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They are.

  Had an argument with a more junior member of my team on Friday. I described the ethical, environmental, and CS-domain-related objections I have to LLMs. His response was that “it’s just another tool in the toolbox” (my opinion: yes and no, and I could write a doctoral thesis on the “no” part)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Goodness me that is unsettling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FFFFFUUUUUUUU⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol you motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FFFFFUUUUUUUU⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  .:|;:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  VERBOTEN
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a s c e n t i o n⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SCI +1.267% (90d)
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(・∀・)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting a serious response to a copypasta shitpost?

  Believe it or not, straight to jail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's the word for a leg elbow?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ow, I hurt my Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing

  Yep, checks out 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(・∀・)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Koalas are fucking horrible animals.

  They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death.

  This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.

  Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can’t afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.

  Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Gooner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  aww, come on, I really liked wearing that hat

  boss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a wonderful world we live in!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bye bye lil Sebastian