gravitas_deficiency

@gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PARTY TIME⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta watch out for those lemon-stealing whores 😤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The guy President Trump nominated to lead the US Bureau of Labor Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A damn sight more than “mildly” tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨got banned on reddit for 3 days..... so hi...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like reddit but with blackjack and hookers. You’ll like it more, I’m sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  There are so, so many horrifying ethical issues about this whole thing. What the fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He injured it on his massive erection 😢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This also has the side effect of sending the targeted reptile to horny jail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priority seating indeed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

  😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘A literal gut punch’: Missouri workers devastated by Republican repeal of paid sick leave⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Aside from the content of the article:

  I dearly miss the time when “literally” didn’t also encompass “figuratively” in colloquial terms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:
  • If you are interested in dating a girl and have not / been unable to, just take the opportunity and see how it pans out.
  • if you’re not interested in girls in that capacity (sexual orientation/asexual/aromantic), that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms… but at the same time, you’ve mentioned you have essentially zero experience in the dating realm, and you’re not gonna learn these things about yourself with any level of nuance until you actually experience some stuff.

  Based largely on your self-stated lack of experience, I’d say it’s a good idea to just give it a whirl and see where things go, and see how you feel about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Numbers, man. There’s too many of ‘em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The New Yorker Asks: Is the A.I. Boom Turning Into an A.I. Bubble?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Always has been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK government inexplicably tells citizens to delete old emails and pictures to save water during national drought — 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao whoever wrote this directive should not be allowed within a country mile of any computer, anywhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can it be crystal clear your president is a child rapist and every one just carries on? Scary stuff friends.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Look up Christian Nationalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California is debating whether or not to remove the bike lane on the Richmond-San Rafael Bridge. During the public hearing, a politician was driving his car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fantastic insult, if I’m being honest. Also, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Superiority⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida ounces⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: D-class personnel are sourced predominantly from Florida

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every support thread on Reddit is literally this now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love that people are removing the solutions, but keeping the “holy shit you just saved me 2-3 full quarters of work”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dihydrogen Monoxide Molecule’s 1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China Is Choking Supply of Critical Minerals to Western Defense Companies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, it’s a fairly obvious strategy to play at this point, in geopolitical terms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does water necessarily seep in your butthole when fully immersed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you never taken a bath?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chad NATO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, this doesn’t even make enough sense to be a shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The pronouns of AI are typically “useless/drivel”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Better be careful to not break both his arms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI slop is ruining all of our favorite places to scroll⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, the beauty of the diverse in that context is that you can just make a blocklist, and most significant communities have a general distaste for ML-generated slop, often to the point of making rules against it. And there’s not really any real profit motive, because it’s intentionally not set up to easily monetize shit that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s ok, it’s just soaking, which a lot of them are convinced doesn’t count

  /s, in case it needs to be said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You won’t believe the reason behind why so many actors look similar to the characters they’re cast as!

  😑

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure you don’t break both of your arms at the same time. Or do…? Idk what you’re into.