Curse you Carl Mark!
Political leaning
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Oh, hi Carl Mark.
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
CORAL!
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yeah, you fuckin’ socialsit!
toxicbubble@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
reminder that these people vote
postcapitalism@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
The curse of a normal distribution is in the tails
mika_mika@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is a fabricated post, no one actually said this.
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I consider it plausible that someone actually posted it and meant it, some people I work with have reached the same mental stage (slightly above toddler). Bear in mind; these people are allowed to vote and drive cars.
treesapx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s absolutely plausible. I know a guy who posts just like this.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Carl Mark is like the dollar store version. Everyone remembers when Carl Mark and Fred Angles wrote the Kommunist Metafisto.
“Mom can we have Communism?”
“We have Communism at home.”Communism at home: Carl Mark
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Oh hi Mark
glorkon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Kommunist Metafisto” made me chuckle. Thanks.
redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Feels like that could be a minor villain from Captain America’s Silver Age rogues gallery.
blinfabian@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Joe Stealin’ lead the Sufficient Onion ans the revolution was done by Vladmire Poutain
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget the controversy around Leo Trapeze before he was exiled.
rogsson@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Trying to read that shit broke my brain
jafra@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
My eyes went sore only…
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
That’s right. You like that? Ok forget socialism. Just join us on this one thing. Wait until you learn that if you bargain collectively you can double your pay. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about having healthcare that costs one tenth of what you’re currently paying. You like that one too, right? Wait until you get a load of your kids going to school for free. You like that one too, right? Wait until you hear about socialism. You like that one too, right?
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Break through the propaganda by focussing on the accessible core demands, not the labels / theories. Anything is better than the current path.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Agreed. They’re allergic to the labels. Let’s focus on the fundamentals and let them discover it for themselves.
sandwich@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Reading this made my IQ go from University of Oxford to Oxford, Mississippi.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
TIL Falling off your barstool, drunk, counts as “political leaning”
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is this satire or sincere Methese?
draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
There’s no way that the first victim that comes to mind to someone who is serious about this would be ‘landlords’. This is a truly sad tyre.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Reading that I thought I had a stroke
ddssazsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Astrius@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Based
bearboiblake@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Looking forward to US’s cultural revolution and the Great Drive Forward.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
iron Happy Meal™️
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Furbag@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If Insanity Wolf became a political pundit…
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Meow the Dong will save us all
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But Mow poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!!
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idiots leaning right seems to be a thing. Maybe they need a Führer to do the thinking for them…
notabot@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Thats the thing, if you’re feeling lost and powerless, having someone “strong” tell you that it’s because of some other group and telling you what to do and what to think probably feels really encouraging and positive. The fact you’re even more powerless in that situation probably doesn’t even register.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I wonder how many of those folks grew up under an authoritarian parenting style too?
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Eeeeaaahhhhhh…
My eyes are burning reading that…
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Link or it didn’t happen.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Political leaning: Dumbass
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Vote 1 maga mom
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
The proletariat don’t need to learn theory if they get to class consciousness organically.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The proletariat needs to learn spelling.
Also, someone needs to learn theory, because imagine someone like this as a president. Oh, wait…
yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
If we’re calling this class consciousness… There’s organic, and there’s this, which is like dandelions that grow out of cracks in the pavement near a burn pit.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Had me in the first half
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
“Are you right-wing or left-wing?”
“correct”
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
At least their heart’s in the right place.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My brain hurts.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
America will never. Be a socialist country
Punctuation matters
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Critical support for comrade Karen’s unwavering dedication to the immortal science of Maoism
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A drug-addled typist? Reading that was like stepping on a Lego brick in the dark
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I had to read it three times to realize “mow” was “Mao” (Zedong).
Also I think reading it that many times has caused me to have a stroke.
Thrydwulf@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Meow. Mrow. FEED ME TO STRAY ATM.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No no, it was as a lawnmower that killed the landlords.