Furbag

@Furbag@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A complete tier list for our solar system⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ganymede and Titan are an easy shoe-in for A tier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Got any deepthroating tips? Asking for a friend…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. Fill it with frosting or whipped cream or something, not Greek salad… wtf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(A)lbert e(I)nstein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your code sucks. I don’t even need to see it, I just know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That advice was likely a holdover from the time when wedding rings were essentially insurance for the wife if her husband died suddenly - sell the ring and be able to live for a while on that money while you search for a new husband.

  Now that women are, y’know, allowed to work for a living rather than being forced into homemakers, it makes a lot less sense for the wedding band to be outside of one’s means to purchase.

  I just tell people to buy what looks nice to them and is in budget. My wife has a gold band with some inscribed decorations, and I have a band of silver and inlayed meteorite. They were both under $1000. No need for flawless diamonds, rare stones or precious metals. We’re happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The feed is about to get much crustier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think even Dhalsim would be impressed by this level of yoga.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet ancestry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We all came from the same slimy creature that slithered out of the primordial soup and never looked back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not really that surprising that Trump would request a cameo considering they used one of his hotels for filming.

  The thing that I have never been able to get over is how the guy who live in a luxurious penthouse suite and shits on a gilded toilet, that has built his entire brand identity about being a rich douchebag somehow convinced people that he was a champion of the common man, as if he has literally anything in common with the average American whatsoever. I still burn even today when I think about how stupid people are to have fallen for it in the first place.

  Now any criticism of him is automatically political, because he got elected to the most important job in the nation. Even criticism of him before he became a politician is being reframed as just disgruntled Democrats trying to tear down Trump.

  I hate him. So much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Construction magic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ribbon cutting ceremony? Groundbreaking ceremony?

  All rituals to please the eldritch crane God, so that a suitable avatar can be summoned to the material world. Praise be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, now I’m inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot Mouse Ass⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thought I was in /c/yiff for a sec, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think because most religious tenets are more restrictive rather than permissive, it’s easy to say “everyone should have the freedom to practice their own religion.”, but the part that gets left out is “including no religion at all.” and that is an important distinction.

  Whenever I meet these types of psycho Christian nationalists who think it’s A-OK to impose their own regressive views on others by rewriting the law to be a reflection of their holy text, I just fire back with an even more regressive, barbaric interpretation of a religious commandment.

  “I worship Ba’al Hamon, and my religion says I must sacrifice an infant child to gain his favor. I will lobby my congressmen to change the law to add an exception to infanticide when performing a ritualistic blood offering. Oh, what’s that? You don’t like that? Gee, and you were so gung-ho about forcing people to abide by your religious demands a second ago. I thought we were cool with forcing our beliefs on other people?”

  If your religion can’t coexist with nonbelievers without forcibly bending them to your rules, it’s a shit religion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been calling it Handegg for over a decade now. My Handegg-loving friends hate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If nature has its way, soon we will all become crabs in beautiful carcinization. 🦀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cool feature/mechanic you want to see in games again⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The nemesis system patents and Namco’s loading screen mini game patent are two examples of why game mechanics and features should never be granted an exclusive patent.

  Of course Namco’s patents expired in 2015 at a time when seamless load screens had become the industry standard.

  Who knows what the gaming landscape will look like when people are finally able to get their hands on the nemesis system again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t agree more. That’s generally the philosophy I live by.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d hedge my bets too if I knew I had mere minutes to live. I stand to lose nothing and I gain comfort at the end, regardless of whether or not I am rewarded with some kind of afterlife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OnLy tWo eLemEnTs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just a Helium atom living in a Hydrogen atoms universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favorite Metroidvania?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care much for metroidvanias but Dust: An Elysian Tail was fun for a playthrough or two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You draw lines? I draw lines, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try telling anybody that Humans are animals too and there’s a better than 50% chance they will argue with you about that as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fantastic read, thanks for sharing. At a realistic interest rate, the savings per month are literally just a few dollars. Unbelievable.

  This idea seems like something that someone who understands absolutely nothing about economics and doesn’t care to learn anything beyond initial vibes would latch onto, which is precisely why Donald Trump is pushing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, but he did say the monthly payment was the difference, not the interest payments. That typically doesn’t change throughout the life of the loan. I wonder what the math formula looks like for a 50 year fixed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that just renting?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assassin's Creed is a "forever brand" because Ubisoft supported huge risks with it, ex director says: "Whereas, say, EA, you get these awful execs and they never made games and they came from toothpaste companies"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ubisoft took one risk back in the mid-late 2000s and have been riding that safety wave ever since with asscreed. They’re not the last people who should be pointing fingers at other publishers for playing it too safe and releasing formulaic games, but damn if they aren’t next-in-line for that honor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just FYI after the 5th one I’m just cumming air at that point, but if there are 2,430 women out there who want to give it a try anyway be my guest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restroom Location⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never had any encounters with shit on the streets of SF. Now granted, I haven’t worked in the city in almost a decade, but this reputation it seems to have is nothing new.

  I think if SF business owners weren’t so fuckin’ stingy about people using their restrooms then the people who can’t afford to buy something at the grossly inflated SF prices just for the privilege of accessing a sanitary place to relieve themselves in privacy that the rest of us take for granted each day would be a lot less likely to shit or piss on the streets.

  I remember waiting for the train after a night of particularly heavy drinking, and it was a 20+ minute wait for the next BART train, and I was already doing the pee dance on the platform. I knew I wasn’t going to make it to the south bay before my bladder exploded. Station restrooms were already locked (even though trains were still running), so I went out to Market street and entered a nearby McDonalds. Asked to use their restroom, said I would buy something from their menu if necessary. Nope, they refused. I wasn’t about to pee my pants, so you know what I did? I went and I pissed on the street right in front of their front doors. Problem solved.

  If you leave people no possible way to do something “correctly”, don’t be surprised if they start doing it incorrectly on purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I detect a hint of Irish Spring?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is maybe getting a bit off topic, but I would actually love to read a book about how these various pro wrestling moves were developed over time. If you were to ask me to choreograph a new signature move for a wrestler, I probably wouldn’t be able to come up with anything that isn’t already a variation of a move that already exists in some form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, you could, absolutely. There are times when it is convenient to have one. For example, most fast food establishments will provide you a drink cup with a lid and straw. You could just rip the lid off and drink it normally, but if you are driving (which you probably are if you are getting fast food) and want a sip of your drink, it’s a lot easier to just grab the cup and take a sip through a straw than it is to grab the open container and tilt it. Not to mention the chance you might hit a bump or brake hard and have it spill, either while you are trying to drink from it or even just when it’s sitting in the cupholder if partially full.