I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.
I always hope for a horsey
Submitted 1 day ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 day ago
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 day ago
not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Pawns aren’t pieces :)
Furbag@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s 2025. Pawn equality NOW!
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 day ago
make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces
gon@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I read this as “cheese” instead of “chess” and was really confused for a sec…
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 1 day ago
I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese you eat cheese 🤤
gon@lemm.ee 1 day ago
OK, no, because I’m a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
oh man those prime cut pieces really hit the jelly
cuerdo@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Football is like chess, except for the dice
Hupf@feddit.org 1 day ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
rolls dice
Moves horse 7 places
“Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”
Is chess even a real game?!
jewbacca117@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 day ago
If horsey isn’t the best piece then why is it my favorite?
tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
The pawns are so cute
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.
exasperation@lemm.ee 1 day ago
In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.
Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time
pixelkitty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chess 🤝 Monopoly
Voyajer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Me when I’m playing Really Bad Chess
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
King (Planeswalker) - 1 (colorless) - 1/1
While in play it is functionally useless, but if it’s loyalty drops to 0 the game ends immediately and you lose.
“Who invented this useless piece, what were they thinking?”
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I slam a Royal Flush against the table.
Checkmate, plebs!
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Now that’s a wizards chess.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
I play the shit out of a chess version of balatro.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s a couple out there but I’ve never tried them to confirm if their good.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
How would i go about searching for them?
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
SARGE@startrek.website 1 day ago
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dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
there’s nothing wrong with that metaphor, Kif is just a snob