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@SARGE@startrek.website
Mods and admins can fuck off
- Comment on My boyfriend feels weird about sleeping over at my place because I live with my parents. How can I help him loosen up? 17 hours ago:
The “I’m doing the thing you’re doing but throwing it back at you” and “thanks or whatever” definitely is.
- Comment on My boyfriend feels weird about sleeping over at my place because I live with my parents. How can I help him loosen up? 20 hours ago:
They’re being helpful and assuming you may genuinely not know the word, and are giving you the correct version for the context.
Getting defensive isn’t needed.
- Comment on It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true 21 hours ago:
Quark, you’ve been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.
Don’t make me get Odo.
… “FeEmAlEs”… you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em…
- Comment on You take the blue hedgehog, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. 4 days ago:
From a certain point of view.
- Comment on ‘Strange New Worlds’ Cast Talks Funny Spock, Pike’s Trust Issues, And Uhura Letting Her Hair Out In Season 3 6 days ago:
Funny Spock
Oh god please no
Give me socially awkward, trying to be funny but not quite getting it yet Spock.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
140 (87mph).
I’m sure there are cars where I wouldn’t feel a thing and all that, but mine would shake itself apart.
120/75 is my limit, and honestly my truck shouldn’t be going over 90/55 because it loses the tiny bit of efficiency it has.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
New noises don’t bother me. The amount of things that can shake rattle and roll (it’s a mess but it’s all tools and things I need for work) means a new sound pops up every week.
It’s the new slightly different vibration that sketches me out.
Ever so slightly up/down vibration that you can barely feel when you get to 70? Congrats, next week when you drive to work you’ll hit a bump at 15 and the whole
frontbottom falls off. And now you have 3 other problems because drive shafts start flying all over and smashing into things when they break.No, I love vehicle ownership and definitely wouldn’t prefer to relax on high speed rail for 20 minutes with a rolling bag/tool box or literally any other form of mass transit…
- Comment on Order of magnitude is a hell of a drug 1 week ago:
It works at the current 93 billion light years of observable universe (46ish in every direction)
- Comment on Order of magnitude is a hell of a drug 1 week ago:
38 digits of pi can get the circumference of the visible universe to within a single hydrogen atom.
10 digits gets the diameter of the earth to within an inch.
Thank you for subscribing to Daily Spacey Math Facts
- Comment on Day 332 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing 1 week ago:
I’ll be honest, they fucked this game over hard in my opinion.
It really does feel like they separated everyone into teams, and none of the teams spoke to each other once. They all just delivered their chunk of the game without connecting pieces together.
Base building was a nightmare, and that’s the primary reason I downloaded it in the first place.
Then I finished the main quest and spoilers ahead for anyone who cares
The concept of “well now you’re out of the universe so let’s go to a new one right at the start of the game again but this time a few things might be slightly different” was fun until all my hard work figuring things out with the bases got erased by “and by the way literally everything except your experience and abilities has been reset and you can either choose continuing the ability tree and maybe solve some mysteries of who built everything or you can care about the current universe but you can’t do both”
Kind of killed literally every desire I had to play the game. Especially when they patched the easily accessed chests that at least gave me a shortcut to some things.
- Comment on just beat it 1 week ago:
Slander is Spoken
Libel is Literary
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 2 weeks ago:
Oh completely 100% agreed, and neglect isn’t the only form of child abuse going on but CPS has visited them plenty of times and interviewed all the kids and neighbors (before we moved in) over custody battles with some adopted ones. (they’re all related, long story with too many identifying details but some parents died and all the children are cousins and siblings) so they at least aren’t doing anything that CPS cares about.
But holy shit I have never wanted to curb stomp my sister in law a-la American History X more than when I went over one day and I could hear screaming halfway down the 1/4mi driveway, and when I walked in she was in the 6 year Olds face screaming at the top of her lungs about how she’s tired of telling the 6 year old to put her shoes away, four of the kids were slowly doing chores in the living room and kitchen with tears running down their faces, and I could hear the 13 year old sobbing upstairs. Their mother screamed so hard and long that she burst a blood vessel in her eye and detached the retina. As usual though the moment she saw me she stopped and pretended like she wasn’t doing anything.
Since then I’ve had my phone on record in my pocket whenever I’m coming over unannounced just in case I can catch it. Bare minimum it will be something to show the courts when one of the kids becomes a serial killer.
Their dad is no help, he’s an enabler and honestly a broken shell of a person when it comes to his wife.
Grandparents are worse than parents.
My wife watches them whenever she can, and takes them on surprise day trips to get away from their parents and some of the siblings when possible but holy shit they do not make it easy to take them anywhere.
I don’t regret marrying my wife but I can honestly say my in-laws are insane and anyone could understand why I hate them.
Uhhhhhhh what was the topic again? Sorry for the vent.
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 2 weeks ago:
In fairness, that’s why I feel like getting a leash.
Plus the oldest is 13 and at least she’s responsible enough for us to look away for a few minutes and she will still be there.
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 2 weeks ago:
I’ve always felt weird about parents who have those backpack leashes for their kids, but now that I’ve been living next to my in-laws for a year, who have 8 children, I understand some of them.
I refuse to take some their kids anywhere unless one of them is with my wife and I.
One would absolutely go sprinting full speed away and hide from us just because he thinks it’s hilarious.
Two would wander off because they saw something shiny and their brains are like an etch-a-sketches where every time a new thought enters, the old one has to get wiped away.
One would do the exact opposite of anything we say just because he figures he can.
And three others would absolutely just wander off, not because they want to but just because kids aren’t always the best at spatial awareness and simply get too far away. And would be terrified if they noticed their adults were nowhere in sight.
- Comment on TIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [cont 2 weeks ago:
“my car brain cannot fathom how such places can exist, where is the parking, why aren’t there more lanes???”
- Comment on ??? 2 weeks ago:
So I’m gonna go looking once I hit “post”, but anyone got any links to specific cams?
- Comment on how do they come up with this seriously 2 weeks ago:
In real life:
Staring out of my apartment window
see woman trying to open locked gate to the construction site across the street
do nothing because I don’t give a shit
keep staring out of my apartment window
- Comment on They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right 2 weeks ago:
My sense of humor tends to skew towards absurdism the closer to midnight it gets.
Shit posts make me giggle. I show her and she’s just confused.
It really doesn’t help when half the shitposts are star trek related.
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 weeks ago:
Ohio resident for grade school, they did it at 4 different school districts across every grade.
Can’t speak for anyone else.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 weeks ago:
Or teacher didn’t even see this, handed it to a high school student and said “grade this stack of papers”
I had that happen several times in science classes in 3rd-8th grade. Eventually I started arguing with the teachers in class, and boy did they not like being corrected.
Sorry Ms Avery, you not knowing that “Pb” is the abbreviation of the Latin word “plumbum”, where we also get “plumbing” from due to its use in piping in rome, doesn’t mean I got the answer wrong. To her credit, she looked it up and changed my grade before the end of class.
Ms hoschouli from 7th grade can get fucked though, a parallel circuit increases amperage load, not voltage load. I knew more about electronics in 7th grade than a college graduate who teaches science class, which in hindsight isn’t that impressive considering it was general science and not electronics specific… But in 7th grade, as far as I was concerned I was hot shit for knowing more than the teacher, and getting detention for calling her out in the middle of class. Never got the grade changed and I only got out of detention because my parents called the school.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 3 weeks ago:
I once got in trouble with my math teacher for saying “well if we’re just making things up, then sure [I cheated on a math test while sitting in the front of class where the teacher can see but I was using some kind of hidden code on my t-shirt that was a bunch of Shakespearean insults] . But what about all that Crack you were doing in your car this morning?”
Apparently my "making things up"was a slightly more serious than his. I stand by it. If we’re making shit up, we’re making shit up.
For the record, this geometry teacher was convinced I was cheating in class because I didn’t do homework. Homework was 5% of the final grade for the year according to his syllabus, I hated homework, so I figured as long as I didn’t suck at the rest of the class, I could do 0 homework and pass. I was right, passed with a 94%
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
A hypothetical response when someone complains that they can’t use a certain soap over a mildly flowery scent.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 3 weeks ago:
“you are so beautiful…”
incredulous stare
“to me…”
monstrous roar from the other side of the mall
Well I know what I’m watching tonight… No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 3 weeks ago:
“can we get you anything?”
“ice cream…”
“okay, what flavor?”
“it doesn’t matter… It’s for my ass”
- Comment on well... 3 weeks ago:
Poor genie didn’t realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
“If you’re too insecure to wash your nasty-ass stank smell off because of a nice smell, you ARE a bitch, and a whiny one at that. When you grow up to be a REAL man, my body wash will still be there, not giving a shit about what dangles between your legs or what you think is or isn’t manly.”
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 3 weeks ago:
doesn’t work out
Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.
- Comment on Challenges accepted. 3 weeks ago:
DO NOT start chainsaw between legs
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 3 weeks ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because a cop pinky swears the target is a black ms13 Muslim antifa commiesocialmarxist.
