SARGE
@SARGE@startrek.website
Mods and admins can fuck off
- Comment on They don't get it. They think we are A holes. And they are right 6 hours ago:
My sense of humor tends to skew towards absurdism the closer to midnight it gets.
Shit posts make me giggle. I show her and she’s just confused.
It really doesn’t help when half the shitposts are star trek related.
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 18 hours ago:
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 1 day ago:
Ohio resident for grade school, they did it at 4 different school districts across every grade.
Can’t speak for anyone else.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 1 day ago:
Or teacher didn’t even see this, handed it to a high school student and said “grade this stack of papers”
I had that happen several times in science classes in 3rd-8th grade. Eventually I started arguing with the teachers in class, and boy did they not like being corrected.
Sorry Ms Avery, you not knowing that “Pb” is the abbreviation of the Latin word “plumbum”, where we also get “plumbing” from due to its use in piping in rome, doesn’t mean I got the answer wrong. To her credit, she looked it up and changed my grade before the end of class.
Ms hoschouli from 7th grade can get fucked though, a parallel circuit increases amperage load, not voltage load. I knew more about electronics in 7th grade than a college graduate who teaches science class, which in hindsight isn’t that impressive considering it was general science and not electronics specific… But in 7th grade, as far as I was concerned I was hot shit for knowing more than the teacher, and getting detention for calling her out in the middle of class. Never got the grade changed and I only got out of detention because my parents called the school.
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 1 day ago:
I once got in trouble with my math teacher for saying “well if we’re just making things up, then sure [I cheated on a math test while sitting in the front of class where the teacher can see but I was using some kind of hidden code on my t-shirt that was a bunch of Shakespearean insults] . But what about all that Crack you were doing in your car this morning?”
Apparently my "making things up"was a slightly more serious than his. I stand by it. If we’re making shit up, we’re making shit up.
For the record, this geometry teacher was convinced I was cheating in class because I didn’t do homework. Homework was 5% of the final grade for the year according to his syllabus, I hated homework, so I figured as long as I didn’t suck at the rest of the class, I could do 0 homework and pass. I was right, passed with a 94%
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
A hypothetical response when someone complains that they can’t use a certain soap over a mildly flowery scent.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 days ago:
“you are so beautiful…”
incredulous stare
“to me…”
monstrous roar from the other side of the mall
Well I know what I’m watching tonight… No joke my sister and I used to watch that multiple times a week as teens
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 days ago:
“can we get you anything?”
“ice cream…”
“okay, what flavor?”
“it doesn’t matter… It’s for my ass”
- Comment on well... 3 days ago:
Poor genie didn’t realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
“If you’re too insecure to wash your nasty-ass stank smell off because of a nice smell, you ARE a bitch, and a whiny one at that. When you grow up to be a REAL man, my body wash will still be there, not giving a shit about what dangles between your legs or what you think is or isn’t manly.”
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 5 days ago:
doesn’t work out
Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.
- Comment on Challenges accepted. 6 days ago:
DO NOT start chainsaw between legs
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 1 week ago:
A judge would sign a search warrant because a cop pinky swears the target is a black ms13 Muslim antifa commiesocialmarxist.
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 1 week ago:
You know, it’s always funny when sci-fi shows have doctors that refer to current year medical practices as “barbaric” or “Savage”, but honestly looking back just 50 years? Same feeling.
200 years ago, the local “doctor” will probably tell you to take a swig of the bottle he just dumped on your wound, because he’s gotta saw it off. Hopefully they at least washed it since it’s last use.
200 years from now? Eh. Doc will wave a light over it, you’ll be fine.
- Comment on There's a spider in my bathroom 1 week ago:
My shower spider gets a reminder of our deal.
“You know the drill. You stay up there, I stay over here, nobody has to be injured today.”
Sometimes the spider decides to come over to my side and gets flushed or squished, but they knew what was expected of them.
- Comment on Price is right too 2 weeks ago:
I mean, depending on who you ask, you’ll get some different answers to that.
- Comment on As Gamers Express Concern About Borderlands 4 Potentially Costing $80, Gearbox Chief Randy Pitchford Says: ‘If You’re a Real Fan, You’ll Find a Way to Make It Happen’ 2 weeks ago:
Lol. I wasn’t going to be paying full price for a game anyway, but now I’m not paying for gearbox games ever again.
- Comment on Beans. 2 weeks ago:
It’s a taco with beans!
- Comment on Corvid testing 2 weeks ago:
Here’s the thing…
- Comment on How I view others in social media 3 weeks ago:
video posted Jan. 1st 2025
8000000 likes
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
I’m sure they will.
And as long as none of them try profiting off it, Nintendo has no leg to stand on with their usual C&D bullshit.
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
The spectacle of it would certainly boost sales for a little bit. How much and whether it covers the development time, who knows.
I’d do it on principle alone, but I’m a petty bitch.
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
Nintendo can sue me any day, I’m out here making RC hang gliders and making tiny 3 second games where the only purpose is to pull out a glider and put it away instantly.
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
It’s the capitalism way.
“The company with the best, cheapest product will come out on top… Unless the shittier company has more money and lawyers and then they sue everyone else into the ground for even attempting to break into the market.”
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 3 weeks ago:
Shit like this is why I haven’t bought a Nintendo product in many years.
They might think it’s keeping their profits up, but it’s hurting their business, as a lot more people than me feel the exact same way.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Gotta justify their abuse somehow
- Comment on Must secure the castle 4 weeks ago:
People around me put cones, trash cans, and even sawhorses to prevent people from doing this.
I’ll be honest, I have gone two extra driveway spaces to put my tires on someone’s driveway that did this when I needed to turn around. Just out of spite.
I get not wanting random strangers pulling in all the time, I used to get that all the time due to a U shaped driveway that Google used to direct people was a turn around spot for a missed turn. But it’s not a big deal, and unless I was asleep and my dogs woke me up I wouldn’t care.
Now, parking on a random driveway while figuring out where you are is weird to me. And also fuck all the cops who used to use my driveway to try and catch people speeding. You were visible from both sides of the road long before your radar can give you a reading. You did nothing but leech tax money.
I have strong opinions on driveways depending on who you are and why you need it but mostly it’s “you do you booboo”
- Comment on The Source 4 weeks ago:
Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.
10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren’t built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.
Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who’s gonna correct the high-Priest?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
… Do you smell toast?
- Comment on May the 4th be with you 4 weeks ago:
The big one of endgame is Tony Stark commits the single worst crime in the history of the universe by “un-snapping” the half of the universe that was snapped by Thanos 5 years after they disappeared. No accounting for all the people who are dead in the meantime, no accounting for all the awkward conversations of “oh for me I just blinked and now you have two kids and a new wife” or “who are you people and why are you in my house where am I supposed to live now” all because he lacks the imagination to make the universe go back 5 years while keeping Pepper and his daughter the same.
Oh and
spoiler
he dies in the process too
. That’s probably more important to most people.
