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A slow and painful death

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Addv4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re forgetting getting into the car, where that jumps to a -5pts for a few min.

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I cast remote start.

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      • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        How’s that $8/mo working out for you?

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      At least most cars these days no longer inflict burst fire damage when you touch the metal seatbelt buckle, like they used to.

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        sitting down on a leather seat in a hot car is like voluntarily immersing yourself in napalm

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    • Gerudo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hot belt buckle -10

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you open a window and repeatedly open/close a door on the other side a few times, your car will have the same temperature inside as is on the outside

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      • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No it won’t, the thermal mass of the car is way higher than a few of its volumes of air, and it’s still sitting in the sun too

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      • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If you have a hatchback, it’s even easier. Lean in, start the car, roll down the windows, walk around to the hatch. I don’t even bother doing more than one open and close anymore.

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    • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And then if you don’t have a/c, you get blessed with DoT reducing to only -1hp/min instead of -1hp/sec.

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The car reference made me think hp was horsepower.

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    • Wiggles69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Its the engine slowly heat soaking

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It is! High density altitude results in lower engine horsepower.

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  • Dagnet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Most npcs have a single health die so that person is most likely dead

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    • psud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He might be a d8 redhead

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  • LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    tick tick tick

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Spike?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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