lagoon8622
@lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it 4 days ago:
They choose how they express it.
And? What are you insinuating? Just come out and say it
- Comment on Happy Titty Napkin Tuesday 5 days ago:
You ok bro?
You can print out red cards and hand them out to women if you disapprove of their clothing. You can make those dumb femoids that won’t even fuck you wear chadors so you won’t be distracted. You can deport the sexy men too so they won’t make you gay
- Comment on Happy Titty Napkin Tuesday 5 days ago:
A boob apron is a sparkling titty napkin
- Comment on Anon makes some changes 1 week ago:
You’re not wrong, but we’re talking about pond scum here. I doubt there was much Seneca involved
- Comment on Every! 1 week ago:
If there was actually a zero in there, wouldn’t someone not get a slice?
- Comment on allium gang rise up 🌰 5 weeks ago:
I don’t know how I’d exist without allium and chili. I would simply pop out of existence like a flavorless virtual particle
- Comment on Ruining my life 1 month ago:
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
- Comment on Kellogg ---> Epstein 1 month ago:
Is it that glowy that “defected” “from” “NK”? Just guessing honestly
- Comment on Bro caught slippin 1 month ago:
Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with those kicks either, since we’re here and all
- Comment on Former Olympic snowboarder on FBI’s most-wanted list is arrested in Mexico, faces drug charges 2 months ago:
Give him an ATP Peace Prize and make him Premier of Mississippi
- Comment on Bounce 2 months ago:
The Tiggeration of Pooh, 1863, traditional, mixed media (frosting on cake)
- Comment on I carrot believe it 2 months ago:
Forcing the radish-mice to wear the bodies of their eviscerated families as ears is diabolical
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 3 months ago:
Alas, this “innocent” babe is not so innocent after all. Through a stunning lack of personal responsibility, they never invested in $DOGE during early availability. A lack of capital will doom this freeloader to a life in the mines
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 4 months ago:
- Comment on SipsTea 4 months ago:
Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 4 months ago:
It is a page-turner; in fact it’s a banger. It’s an incredible book
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 4 months ago:
Mfw no gme_meltdown on Lemmy 😩
- Comment on Cope 4 months ago:
But they don’t use their eyes. If they used their eyes they would know that Earth is roughly spherical. Just like people have known for thousands of years
- Comment on What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound? 4 months ago:
I think the bongo only comes in after the kazoo part where it goes zzzZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZz
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 5 months ago:
Gotta buy that ticket to heaven
- Comment on Yacht Trouble? 7 Common Problems & Fixes 5 months ago:
I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home
- Comment on 5 months ago:
The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly
- Comment on beans 🫘 5 months ago:
Tyfys 🙏🫡
- Comment on They're coming. 5 months ago:
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 5 months ago:
We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.
Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing
- Comment on same as it ever was 6 months ago:
This professor is a really great follow on Bluesky
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 6 months ago:
These stories are even more real and true than the real and true stories on r/aita. OP just forgot the part where the crying bald eagle stood up and clapped at the end
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 6 months ago:
They were stopping themselves
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 6 months ago:
The inventors of Markdown thought they would do something devastatingly clever and eat newlines if the next line has content. That way, if you’re writing Markdown in the Stone Age and your editor doesn’t support soft-wrap (it’s a stone tablet), you can do your own soft-wrap and Markdown will “helpfully” eat all the newlines (unless there are two or more).
Of course this has done nothing to help and instead caused chaos and confusion for anyone non-technical. Very clever
- Comment on This bacon grease 6 months ago:
What about it? Save it. Make your black beans taste incredible