lagoon8622
@lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 3 days ago:
Alas, this “innocent” babe is not so innocent after all. Through a stunning lack of personal responsibility, they never invested in $DOGE during early availability. A lack of capital will doom this freeloader to a life in the mines
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 1 week ago:
- Comment on SipsTea 1 week ago:
Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 1 week ago:
It is a page-turner; in fact it’s a banger. It’s an incredible book
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 1 week ago:
Mfw no gme_meltdown on Lemmy 😩
- Comment on Cope 3 weeks ago:
But they don’t use their eyes. If they used their eyes they would know that Earth is roughly spherical. Just like people have known for thousands of years
- Comment on What's the name of the early-mid 2000's song that sounds like Beyonce, starts with a "dun...dun... dun DUN!" guitar part, and the singer makes this "dabudabudabu" sound? 3 weeks ago:
I think the bongo only comes in after the kazoo part where it goes zzzZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZz
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 5 weeks ago:
Gotta buy that ticket to heaven
- Comment on Yacht Trouble? 7 Common Problems & Fixes 5 weeks ago:
I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly
- Comment on beans 🫘 1 month ago:
Tyfys 🙏🫡
- Comment on They're coming. 1 month ago:
Will nobody rid me of this massive armadillo kaiju?
- Comment on Cable management is an art form 2 months ago:
We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.
Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing
- Comment on same as it ever was 2 months ago:
This professor is a really great follow on Bluesky
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 2 months ago:
These stories are even more real and true than the real and true stories on r/aita. OP just forgot the part where the crying bald eagle stood up and clapped at the end
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 2 months ago:
They were stopping themselves
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 2 months ago:
The inventors of Markdown thought they would do something devastatingly clever and eat newlines if the next line has content. That way, if you’re writing Markdown in the Stone Age and your editor doesn’t support soft-wrap (it’s a stone tablet), you can do your own soft-wrap and Markdown will “helpfully” eat all the newlines (unless there are two or more).
Of course this has done nothing to help and instead caused chaos and confusion for anyone non-technical. Very clever
- Comment on This bacon grease 2 months ago:
What about it? Save it. Make your black beans taste incredible
- Comment on Civilization 7 developers Firaxis have laid off an unspecified number of workers, 2K confirm 2 months ago:
He held his pen in his mouth 🤬🤬
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 months ago:
Yeah OP is delusional. “Oh well I turned {{age}}, guess I’ll just stop caring about anything.”
- Comment on Jeez, it's like there's no appeasing you tyrants 2 months ago:
We’re not liberals, dipshit
- Comment on You packing heat? 2 months ago:
Dude just put the stuff in there, close the door, and press the button (yes, a physical button in 2025, believe it or not 🙏) in the center console
Like that Santa Fe a lot
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 months ago:
Mormons.
Batshit-crazy religious nuts who worship money
- Comment on It's all connected 3 months ago:
Yes, for Harambe
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 3 months ago:
Gone too late 🥀
- Comment on US education 3 months ago:
Of course. That’s why god created power outlets. So mommy can plug in the electric mixer, to make you chocolate chip cookies
- Comment on Tastes bubbly 4 months ago:
You’re going to want this
- Comment on bug jobs 4 months ago:
I would die instantly the second I stepped off the plane. One of those jellyfish would jump out of the water and smoke me on the spot
- Comment on Anon has learned enough 4 months ago:
“The most ethical thing you can do is be unethical. QED.”
“Now buy my book using this affiliate link.”
- Comment on I just shitpost🙃 4 months ago:
Fuck, I forgot all about Maddox lol