Submitted 3 days ago by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Real talk, it’s weird to meet with a coworker that does this when each and every person enters the room. Even if not including you, just making every interaction like that is fucking uncomfortable.
Like I don’t show up 9 to 5 to see 55 year old cleavage so stop acting like that’s an issue all while I’m just trying to get to lunch.
You ok bro?
You can print out red cards and hand them out to women if you disapprove of their clothing. You can make those dumb femoids that won’t even fuck you wear chadors so you won’t be distracted. You can deport the sexy men too so they won’t make you gay
Continuity of real talk, are y’all just assuming I’m staring at y’all’s titties when I’m trying to read y’all’s lips? Because I have a few friends who like, every time I fart their direction they cover their cleavage and I eat nothing but beans
Cami Secret, aka Boob Apron
what the fuck is that?
A boob apron is a sparkling titty napkin
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I would love to know what bizzare product the infomercial I assume this is from was trying to sell.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The titty napkin!
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
The fuck is a titty napkin, and is the answer just going to give me more questions?