mika_mika
@mika_mika@lemmy.world
- Comment on oh no 1 week ago:
I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry.
- Comment on oh no 1 week ago:
Mine either! Trust
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 1 week ago:
I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can’t believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go “that never happened” and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there’s the degenerates willing to defend it “nothing ever happens”, as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.
- Comment on Political leaning 1 week ago:
This is a fabricated post, no one actually said this.
- Comment on I don't know the reason why. 2 weeks ago:
They tasted better this way. I wish they could bring this pistachio back from extinction.
- Comment on Video game romances need to evolve beyond lore dumps 2 weeks ago:
Not just romance systems… Especially with younger crowd unless 100% of the content is accessible on a playthrough they will feel left out. Cosmetics, items, weapons whatever be it. Makes everything seem more shallow because of their fomo.
- Comment on ALL HAIL SHRIMPGOD 3 weeks ago:
Will providence ever come for a soul as lost as my own.
- Comment on Probably helps that I'm happy to listen to whatever genre 4 weeks ago:
phonk is so 10 years ago
- Comment on Tetris Variations 4 weeks ago:
I have this very cheap “200 games in 1” devices that has a game called “Pikachu” and it’s just endless Tetris with a little dancing/cheering Pikachu frame.
- Comment on Deep Time 5 weeks ago:
It’s because Ancient Aliens came and gave us knowledge to speed up the growth of our early civilizations.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 5 weeks ago:
Eggs: okay admitting this is a breakfast staple. Sausage and/or beans: instant lunch or dinner category.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 5 weeks ago:
They sold the spices to other nations for major profit to enrich themselves. They never intended to eat said spices.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 5 weeks ago:
English breakfast might be considered an acceptable meal if it wasn’t served at the time of day it is.
- Comment on Truth hurts! 5 weeks ago:
Pecker! Wait, that’s not a wood pecker it looks like someone’s
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 1 month ago:
I’m with the therapist. You couldn’t possibly have wanted sex for that long and not gotten laid. It’s just sex.
- Comment on If only 1 month ago:
Still were privileged little shits whose mommy and daddy’s bought them edgy clothes so they could appear as counter culture.
- Comment on What challenge from a game isn't worth completing and what challenge from a game is worth completing? 1 month ago:
I’m glad Nintendo did that. Almost all completionist achievements are shit compared to actual substance in a game especially one as rich as BotW. Give the achievement hunter their dessert.
- Comment on What challenge from a game isn't worth completing and what challenge from a game is worth completing? 1 month ago:
I’ll only answer the first one.
Achievement systems full stop. People who value completion through achievement systems are fucking uncreative persons who need to find a different hobby or reconsider why they enjoy theirs. From a dev standpoint it’s just a way of lazily padding a game.
I’m not talking about completionists of actual game content like collecting all the stars in a Mario game, or catching the 151 pokemon, but moreso the “silver trophy” for killing 2000 grunts or whatever bs achievement ideas they decided to arbitrarily create. You’re diluting the art form.
- Comment on humour 1 month ago:
This is still more of a meme than a screenshot of twitter.
- Comment on This is definitely not where I parked my car 1 month ago:
A clear and intentional use of forced perspective. Don’t know why the caption has to make it seem like this is something that just “accidentally happened” while shooting a photo.
- Comment on The shrinkflation 1 month ago:
I ordered 4 cheeseburgers and devoured them all in a single sitting. I need bigger burger so I’m full!!
- Comment on Eminem is still the goat! 2 months ago:
Perish.
- Comment on Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice 2 months ago:
Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day
- Comment on If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death? 2 months ago:
If it were a pool of e-girl saliva I would willingly drown before the saliva could melt me.
- Comment on new religion just dropped 2 months ago:
Since the things are 14$ a box I’ve had to downgrade my happiness.
- Comment on the 'wow you're really annoyingly explaining simple items with complex words cause you're a nerd' starter kit 2 months ago:
That is a measuring tape. They typically look like that for tailoring and clothing alterations.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Most of the Word complaints I’ve seen on lemmy the past couple days are issues with solutions my education taught me. In the 3rd grade.
- Comment on Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot 2 months ago:
When I was potty training a toddler the little guy would, with a serious face, would say he had to poop, only to start smiling and laughing at me with no intention of going once his naked bum was on the toilet.
- Comment on Clippy had the best suggestions 2 months ago:
Note: in my experience this does NOT work if you are a clean-cut looking person. You will be assumed to be the police and/or you will be threatened. You get your girlfriends to buy the drugs for you.
- Comment on Clippy had the best suggestions 2 months ago:
When I was in my early 20s a grindr arrangement showed up at my place and something was clearly wrong. tweaking with a meth pipe asked me if I wanted any.
I was insulted, but let him jerk off to me anyway in exchange I got to toss his drugs and paraphernalia. Nothing against drugs, but hope that dude in particular stayed clean.