mika_mika

@mika_mika@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Eggs: okay admitting this is a breakfast staple. Sausage and/or beans: instant lunch or dinner category.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They sold the spices to other nations for major profit to enrich themselves. They never intended to eat said spices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  English breakfast might be considered an acceptable meal if it wasn’t served at the time of day it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth hurts!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pecker! Wait, that’s not a wood pecker it looks like someone’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m with the therapist. You couldn’t possibly have wanted sex for that long and not gotten laid. It’s just sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still were privileged little shits whose mommy and daddy’s bought them edgy clothes so they could appear as counter culture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What challenge from a game isn't worth completing and what challenge from a game is worth completing?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad Nintendo did that. Almost all completionist achievements are shit compared to actual substance in a game especially one as rich as BotW. Give the achievement hunter their dessert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What challenge from a game isn't worth completing and what challenge from a game is worth completing?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll only answer the first one.

  Achievement systems full stop. People who value completion through achievement systems are fucking uncreative persons who need to find a different hobby or reconsider why they enjoy theirs. From a dev standpoint it’s just a way of lazily padding a game.

  I’m not talking about completionists of actual game content like collecting all the stars in a Mario game, or catching the 151 pokemon, but moreso the “silver trophy” for killing 2000 grunts or whatever bs achievement ideas they decided to arbitrarily create. You’re diluting the art form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨humour⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is still more of a meme than a screenshot of twitter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is definitely not where I parked my car⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A clear and intentional use of forced perspective. Don’t know why the caption has to make it seem like this is something that just “accidentally happened” while shooting a photo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The shrinkflation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ordered 4 cheeseburgers and devoured them all in a single sitting. I need bigger burger so I’m full!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eminem is still the goat!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it were a pool of e-girl saliva I would willingly drown before the saliva could melt me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new religion just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since the things are 14$ a box I’ve had to downgrade my happiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the 'wow you're really annoyingly explaining simple items with complex words cause you're a nerd' starter kit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a measuring tape. They typically look like that for tailoring and clothing alterations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the Word complaints I’ve seen on lemmy the past couple days are issues with solutions my education taught me. In the 3rd grade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was potty training a toddler the little guy would, with a serious face, would say he had to poop, only to start smiling and laughing at me with no intention of going once his naked bum was on the toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Note: in my experience this does NOT work if you are a clean-cut looking person. You will be assumed to be the police and/or you will be threatened. You get your girlfriends to buy the drugs for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was in my early 20s a grindr arrangement showed up at my place and something was clearly wrong. tweaking with a meth pipe asked me if I wanted any.

  I was insulted, but let him jerk off to me anyway in exchange I got to toss his drugs and paraphernalia. Nothing against drugs, but hope that dude in particular stayed clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi! I take my prescription amphetamines but still self medicate with caffeine and nicotine, how did you make the switch instead of just stacking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the same people that got their knickers in a twist about microwaving water for tea. Logic is not found in these types, only vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a horrible ethical argument. It has about as much logic as anal sex being legitimate before marriage because of the loophole of it not being traditional penetration. Just have sex. Just use viable human cells. Who cares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fix her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all over⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Expecting that everyone else exists in the third dimension is kinda ableist tbh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The level people are willing to delude themselves into their poor habit in this thread is breathtaking to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m seeing a lot of excuses in this thread for their poor habit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Apple originally announced the first version of Halo in 1999, Xbox apparently called Bungie and said "'Steve Jobs can't have that. We're going to buy you.'"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have only played 1, 3, and Infinite. My halo experience has been great and I never really felt the burnout or lack of innovation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … 😡