mika_mika
@mika_mika@lemmy.world
- Comment on ALL HAIL SHRIMPGOD 6 days ago:
Will providence ever come for a soul as lost as my own.
- Comment on Probably helps that I'm happy to listen to whatever genre 1 week ago:
phonk is so 10 years ago
- Comment on Tetris Variations 1 week ago:
I have this very cheap “200 games in 1” devices that has a game called “Pikachu” and it’s just endless Tetris with a little dancing/cheering Pikachu frame.
- Comment on Deep Time 2 weeks ago:
It’s because Ancient Aliens came and gave us knowledge to speed up the growth of our early civilizations.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 2 weeks ago:
Eggs: okay admitting this is a breakfast staple. Sausage and/or beans: instant lunch or dinner category.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 2 weeks ago:
They sold the spices to other nations for major profit to enrich themselves. They never intended to eat said spices.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 2 weeks ago:
English breakfast might be considered an acceptable meal if it wasn’t served at the time of day it is.
- Comment on Truth hurts! 2 weeks ago:
Pecker! Wait, that’s not a wood pecker it looks like someone’s
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 3 weeks ago:
I’m with the therapist. You couldn’t possibly have wanted sex for that long and not gotten laid. It’s just sex.
- Comment on If only 3 weeks ago:
Still were privileged little shits whose mommy and daddy’s bought them edgy clothes so they could appear as counter culture.
- Comment on What challenge from a game isn't worth completing and what challenge from a game is worth completing? 3 weeks ago:
I’m glad Nintendo did that. Almost all completionist achievements are shit compared to actual substance in a game especially one as rich as BotW. Give the achievement hunter their dessert.
- Comment on What challenge from a game isn't worth completing and what challenge from a game is worth completing? 3 weeks ago:
I’ll only answer the first one.
Achievement systems full stop. People who value completion through achievement systems are fucking uncreative persons who need to find a different hobby or reconsider why they enjoy theirs. From a dev standpoint it’s just a way of lazily padding a game.
I’m not talking about completionists of actual game content like collecting all the stars in a Mario game, or catching the 151 pokemon, but moreso the “silver trophy” for killing 2000 grunts or whatever bs achievement ideas they decided to arbitrarily create. You’re diluting the art form.
- Comment on humour 3 weeks ago:
This is still more of a meme than a screenshot of twitter.
- Comment on This is definitely not where I parked my car 5 weeks ago:
A clear and intentional use of forced perspective. Don’t know why the caption has to make it seem like this is something that just “accidentally happened” while shooting a photo.
- Comment on The shrinkflation 5 weeks ago:
I ordered 4 cheeseburgers and devoured them all in a single sitting. I need bigger burger so I’m full!!
- Comment on Eminem is still the goat! 1 month ago:
Perish.
- Comment on Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice 1 month ago:
Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day
- Comment on If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death? 1 month ago:
If it were a pool of e-girl saliva I would willingly drown before the saliva could melt me.
- Comment on new religion just dropped 1 month ago:
Since the things are 14$ a box I’ve had to downgrade my happiness.
- Comment on the 'wow you're really annoyingly explaining simple items with complex words cause you're a nerd' starter kit 1 month ago:
That is a measuring tape. They typically look like that for tailoring and clothing alterations.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Most of the Word complaints I’ve seen on lemmy the past couple days are issues with solutions my education taught me. In the 3rd grade.
- Comment on Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot 1 month ago:
When I was potty training a toddler the little guy would, with a serious face, would say he had to poop, only to start smiling and laughing at me with no intention of going once his naked bum was on the toilet.
- Comment on Clippy had the best suggestions 1 month ago:
Note: in my experience this does NOT work if you are a clean-cut looking person. You will be assumed to be the police and/or you will be threatened. You get your girlfriends to buy the drugs for you.
- Comment on Clippy had the best suggestions 1 month ago:
When I was in my early 20s a grindr arrangement showed up at my place and something was clearly wrong. tweaking with a meth pipe asked me if I wanted any.
I was insulted, but let him jerk off to me anyway in exchange I got to toss his drugs and paraphernalia. Nothing against drugs, but hope that dude in particular stayed clean.
- Comment on elixir of a god 2 months ago:
Hi! I take my prescription amphetamines but still self medicate with caffeine and nicotine, how did you make the switch instead of just stacking?
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 months ago:
These are the same people that got their knickers in a twist about microwaving water for tea. Logic is not found in these types, only vibes.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
This is a horrible ethical argument. It has about as much logic as anal sex being legitimate before marriage because of the loophole of it not being traditional penetration. Just have sex. Just use viable human cells. Who cares.
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 2 months ago:
I can fix her.
- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2 2 months ago:
Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
Expecting that everyone else exists in the third dimension is kinda ableist tbh.