mika_mika

@mika_mika@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The shrinkflation⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I ordered 4 cheeseburgers and devoured them all in a single sitting. I need bigger burger so I’m full!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eminem is still the goat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were dropped into a pool of people's spit and prevented from getting out, would you melt to death?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it were a pool of e-girl saliva I would willingly drown before the saliva could melt me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new religion just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Since the things are 14$ a box I’ve had to downgrade my happiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the 'wow you're really annoyingly explaining simple items with complex words cause you're a nerd' starter kit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a measuring tape. They typically look like that for tailoring and clothing alterations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the Word complaints I’ve seen on lemmy the past couple days are issues with solutions my education taught me. In the 3rd grade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shinji, I'm begging you. Please get out of the robot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was potty training a toddler the little guy would, with a serious face, would say he had to poop, only to start smiling and laughing at me with no intention of going once his naked bum was on the toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Note: in my experience this does NOT work if you are a clean-cut looking person. You will be assumed to be the police and/or you will be threatened. You get your girlfriends to buy the drugs for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy had the best suggestions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was in my early 20s a grindr arrangement showed up at my place and something was clearly wrong. tweaking with a meth pipe asked me if I wanted any.

  I was insulted, but let him jerk off to me anyway in exchange I got to toss his drugs and paraphernalia. Nothing against drugs, but hope that dude in particular stayed clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi! I take my prescription amphetamines but still self medicate with caffeine and nicotine, how did you make the switch instead of just stacking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the same people that got their knickers in a twist about microwaving water for tea. Logic is not found in these types, only vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a horrible ethical argument. It has about as much logic as anal sex being legitimate before marriage because of the loophole of it not being traditional penetration. Just have sex. Just use viable human cells. Who cares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fix her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all over⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Expecting that everyone else exists in the third dimension is kinda ableist tbh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The level people are willing to delude themselves into their poor habit in this thread is breathtaking to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m seeing a lot of excuses in this thread for their poor habit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Apple originally announced the first version of Halo in 1999, Xbox apparently called Bungie and said "'Steve Jobs can't have that. We're going to buy you.'"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have only played 1, 3, and Infinite. My halo experience has been great and I never really felt the burnout or lack of innovation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … 😡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insulin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have mental health disabilities in the USA and my meds are at zero cost because I literally have had absolute zero income for the past 5 years.

  You wouldn’t believe how much those mood stabilizer/antidepressant cocktails stack up proportionally when I was able to scrape by on $15 an hour.

  The system set me up to fail with how shitty it is, if healthcare wasn’t crap I could be contributing to society without crippling myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dopamine!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought some cubic zirconia earrings and to my surprise when I opened the box there was a little stud on the backside of the jewelry that no one will ever see, but it makes me happy to know it’s there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations you have Sense Perception if you haven’t received a formal diagnosis you’re probably just normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Big doubt this person is on the severe on the autism disorder spectrum and is just a social media user seeking engagement.

  No one likes obnoxious tags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t do it particularly well and that’s how you know vinyl enthusiasts are smelling their own farts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 494 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mario Kart 64 is unplayable to me after how much better and intuitively the Karts control in newer games.

  I have fond memories of smacking my brother’s controller out of his hand for blue shelling me though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Winter? This is how I do it year round. My blow drier is not for my hair (it’s long and takes forever to dry but I don’t want to damage it with heat) it is for my balls, ass and feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming Pet Peeves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I think your mom only has easy mode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It never hurts to practice when you have the chance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone who performed the act should have figured that you’re supposed to use your thumb but I’ve only ever seen the gesture with the pinky. Smh