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Anon has a very specific goal

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can relate

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    • elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …so you took the matter into your own hands?

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      • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Both of them?

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach

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    • python@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ikr? Plenty of twins already fuck each other (i assume), anon just needs to find them. But I guess they’d have no reason to seek Anon out if they already have each other 🤷

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      • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Game of Thromes made it mainstream.

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      • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.

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      • taygaloocat@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I can’t imagine that many twins fuck. It’s still incest, there’s probably genetic factors that stop them being into that

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      • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I know it’s a popular media trope, but I’m not sure how common twincest is irl

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  • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Was that how you came up with your username?

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  • lasta@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).

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    • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon’s dream.

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    • taygaloocat@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well I’ll be damned

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    • nickhammes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.

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  • SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Get a million dollars.

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    • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that

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    • AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not all chicks dig a dude with money.

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      • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.

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      • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

        Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

        [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]

        Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

        Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

        Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

        Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.

        Peter Gibbons: Good point

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      • Retail4068@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.

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      • python@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Come 'ere, I’ve got words!

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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic

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    • timewarp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Utah too. Don’t forget about the Mormons.

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      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Mormons would be the most likely to actually engage ipn this behaviour

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Drugs.

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    • voidsignal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      a lifetime stockpile, apparently

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  • graycube@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Siamese twins

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  • unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Step one would be to meet some twins.

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    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Step two is to explicitly explain them your fantasies in graphic detail.

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      • tazeycrazy@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Step three: find another set of twins.

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  • Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My wife has a twin sister. What do now?

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    • cabillaud@sh.itjust.works ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Hold my beer

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Life’s hard enough as it is, don’t go looking for challenge levels.

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    • czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise

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    • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Her?

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  • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Has anyone reached this stage yet? Besides the cheating example in the comment below.

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is this example which is wholly disturbing

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  • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “What the fuck is this piece of shit?” - Vic Stetson

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Them being twins is not really important, is it? The core of anon’s fantasy is that he wants to sleep with two sisters who also get all incesty with each other.

    Some twins (most) are not identical, so they’re therefore indistinguishable from normal siblings unless yiu’re some sort of age detectivd.

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    • tazeycrazy@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was having a look round the back. We are all out of twin sisters. The best I can do is a woman with a twin brother.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Move to Alabama, do meth.

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s someone out there for everyone, even if they want two someones.

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