Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Anon has a very specific goal
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toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
How…uh…how is their whole life going now?
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Username applies
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
python@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[deleted]taygaloocat@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
I can’t imagine that many twins fuck. It’s still incest, there’s probably genetic factors that stop them being into that
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I know it’s a popular media trope, but I’m not sure how common twincest is irl
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Game of Thromes made it mainstream.
lasta@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
nickhammes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
taygaloocat@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Well I’ll be damned
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
There’s a different story where a pair of twin women married a pair of twin guys, all four living together, and are all dedicated to basically living mirrored lives with each other.
Each couple had a child and while the children would be cousins they are genetically siblings. A fun fact amidst what is either mental illness, closeted polyamory, or both.
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon’s dream.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Get a million dollars.
AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Not all chicks dig a dude with money.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point
Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.
Retail4068@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.
python@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He doesn’t need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that’s down for a threesome. I’m close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.
I’m not meaning to judge anyone, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Most chicks (and dudes) would prefer someone with money compared to one of equal attractiveness and broke. It’s part of the whole package.
There’s something like enough money, where having more doesn’t increase your freedom or happiness that much anymore. At some point you’re just getting the custom gold plated luxury version of a thing. A Cartier watch tells the time same as a Citizen.
For physical attraction it’s similar. There’s a level of beautiful enough, after which other factor might matter more. An 8/10 with great sex life is better than a 10/10 prude starfish.
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Come 'ere, I’ve got words!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t think it would take a million. Maybe a couple grand.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic
timewarp@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Utah too. Don’t forget about the Mormons.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mormons would be the most likely to actually engage ipn this behaviour
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This feels like one of those “I’ve never kissed a girl before, but I’ve watched a lot of porn” fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 weeks ago
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Drugs.
voidsignal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
a lifetime stockpile, apparently
graycube@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Siamese twins
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think there’s a pair of such in Minnesota who share a single body with two heads. I vaguely remembered hearing they got married, but according to wikipedia… Only one of them got married. That must be an awkward sex life.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I wonder how often photos of them get accused of being AI nowadays?
atro_city@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
They can fuck themselves, but can they fuck each other?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Step one: Become a billionaire
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.
If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.
Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My wife has a twin sister. What do now?
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Life’s hard enough as it is, don’t go looking for challenge levels.
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
Her?
cabillaud@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hold my beer
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Satisfying two women at once? That’s awful bigamy.
unmagical@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Step one would be to meet some twins.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Step two is to explicitly explain them your fantasies in graphic detail.
tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Step three: find another set of twins.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
DancingBear@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Its, ok if its in a threeway
DancingBear@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I mean, to be honest… I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, so we can be each other’s mother lovers….
derry@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Have they checked the polycule poster?
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Has anyone reached this stage yet? Besides the cheating example in the comment below.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
All three seem to be happy. Good for them.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Move to Alabama, do meth.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s a saint!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Them being twins is not really important, is it? The core of anon’s fantasy is that he wants to sleep with two sisters who also get all incesty with each other.
Some twins (most) are not identical, so they’re therefore indistinguishable from normal siblings unless yiu’re some sort of age detectivd.
tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I was having a look round the back. We are all out of twin sisters. The best I can do is a woman with a twin brother.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
God dammit, that'd be gay!
Saprophyte@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I dated twins once. The easiest way to tell them apart was that Ruby always had her nails painted red and Ron had a huge cock.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And what was the hardest way to tell them apart
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
🎶 You get the best of both worlds 🎶
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Twincest is probably the least icky type of incest. Since there is no age gap, same size and they’d know each other in and out. So the power dynamic is more equal than non twin siblings. At least if one isn’t mentally handicapped.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So the power dynamic is more equal than non twin siblings.
True I suppose
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
“So, any takers?”
allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“What the fuck is this piece of shit?” - Vic Stetson
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Godspeed my brother.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
There’s someone out there for everyone, even if they want two someones.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for “easy steps” thinking they’re going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the “nerds” online repeatedly warned them about
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can relate
elvith@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
…so you took the matter into your own hands?
voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Both of them?