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Anon has a very specific goal

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can relate

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    • elvith@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …so you took the matter into your own hands?

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      • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Both of them?

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  • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was that how you came up with your username?

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      • Gaja0@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Reading is hard

        Tioleto b server

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How…uh…how is their whole life going now?

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      • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Username applies

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach

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    • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • taygaloocat@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I can’t imagine that many twins fuck. It’s still incest, there’s probably genetic factors that stop them being into that

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      • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.

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      • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I know it’s a popular media trope, but I’m not sure how common twincest is irl

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      • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Game of Thromes made it mainstream.

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  • lasta@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).

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    • nickhammes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.

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    • taygaloocat@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well I’ll be damned

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    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a different story where a pair of twin women married a pair of twin guys, all four living together, and are all dedicated to basically living mirrored lives with each other.

      Each couple had a child and while the children would be cousins they are genetically siblings. A fun fact amidst what is either mental illness, closeted polyamory, or both.

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    • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon’s dream.

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  • SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get a million dollars.

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    • krashmo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that

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      • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        two chicks

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    • AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not all chicks dig a dude with money.

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      • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

        Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

        [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]

        Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?

        Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

        Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

        Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.

        Peter Gibbons: Good point

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      • Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.

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      • Retail4068@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.

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      • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.

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      • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He doesn’t need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that’s down for a threesome. I’m close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.

        I’m not meaning to judge anyone, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.

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      • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Most chicks (and dudes) would prefer someone with money compared to one of equal attractiveness and broke. It’s part of the whole package.

        There’s something like enough money, where having more doesn’t increase your freedom or happiness that much anymore. At some point you’re just getting the custom gold plated luxury version of a thing. A Cartier watch tells the time same as a Citizen.

        For physical attraction it’s similar. There’s a level of beautiful enough, after which other factor might matter more. An 8/10 with great sex life is better than a 10/10 prude starfish.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Come 'ere, I’ve got words!

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think it would take a million. Maybe a couple grand.

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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Easy, just look for twins in the Bible belt.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Saved from papas incest basement only to land in papa’s incest basement. Tragic

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    • timewarp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Utah too. Don’t forget about the Mormons.

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      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Mormons would be the most likely to actually engage ipn this behaviour

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This feels like one of those “I’ve never kissed a girl before, but I’ve watched a lot of porn” fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Drugs.

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    • voidsignal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      a lifetime stockpile, apparently

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  • graycube@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Siamese twins

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    • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think there’s a pair of such in Minnesota who share a single body with two heads. I vaguely remembered hearing they got married, but according to wikipedia… Only one of them got married. That must be an awkward sex life.

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      • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wonder how often photos of them get accused of being AI nowadays?

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    • atro_city@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They can fuck themselves, but can they fuck each other?

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Step one: Become a billionaire

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    • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You don’t need that much. Some money is certainly helpful to have though.

      If you go to a poor country to find suitable twins and marry them in a country that allows polygamy, you only need modest wealth.

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  • Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My wife has a twin sister. What do now?

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Life’s hard enough as it is, don’t go looking for challenge levels.

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    • czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is the sister hot? Am not your wife, pinky promise

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    • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Her?

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    • cabillaud@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hold my beer

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Satisfying two women at once? That’s awful bigamy.

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  • unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Step one would be to meet some twins.

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    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Step two is to explicitly explain them your fantasies in graphic detail.

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      • tazeycrazy@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Step three: find another set of twins.

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  • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them

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  • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its, ok if its in a threeway

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      • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, to be honest… I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, so we can be each other’s mother lovers….

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  • derry@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have they checked the polycule poster?

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

    They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he’d approve.

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  • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Has anyone reached this stage yet? Besides the cheating example in the comment below.

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There is this example which is wholly disturbing

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      • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        All three seem to be happy. Good for them.

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  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am surprised at the amount of genuine discussion this meme has provoked here.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Move to Alabama, do meth.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s a saint!

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Them being twins is not really important, is it? The core of anon’s fantasy is that he wants to sleep with two sisters who also get all incesty with each other.

    Some twins (most) are not identical, so they’re therefore indistinguishable from normal siblings unless yiu’re some sort of age detectivd.

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    • tazeycrazy@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was having a look round the back. We are all out of twin sisters. The best I can do is a woman with a twin brother.

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      • FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        God dammit, that'd be gay!

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    • Saprophyte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dated twins once. The easiest way to tell them apart was that Ruby always had her nails painted red and Ron had a huge cock.

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      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And what was the hardest way to tell them apart

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      • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🎶 You get the best of both worlds 🎶

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Twincest is probably the least icky type of incest. Since there is no age gap, same size and they’d know each other in and out. So the power dynamic is more equal than non twin siblings. At least if one isn’t mentally handicapped.

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      • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So the power dynamic is more equal than non twin siblings.

        True I suppose

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “So, any takers?”

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  • allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “What the fuck is this piece of shit?” - Vic Stetson

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Godspeed my brother.

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s someone out there for everyone, even if they want two someones.

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This has the same energy as those guys who go on niche hobby forums looking for “easy steps” thinking they’re going to get rich quick doing something that takes years to refine, but actually they will end up buying the wrong chemical or some shit and end up disfigured for life after inhaling the deadly gases that the “nerds” online repeatedly warned them about

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