lasta
@lasta@piefed.world
- Comment on Deluxe poppy seed cake 2 weeks ago:
I noticed many brands and restaurants have started skimping on filling. I always joke that I would bankrupt any restaurant I own because I do not go light on the flavorful ingredients.
- Comment on Dessert island 2 weeks ago:
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world… Image
- Comment on Removed 😔 3 weeks ago:
Private Parts chose a bad moment to stand at attention.
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 3 weeks ago:
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
- Comment on 🐝🐝🐝 3 weeks ago:
Another unrealistic body standard for Hymenoptera.
(The thin-waisted wasps are mud daubers for anyone wondering. And chunky bees are adorable.)
- Comment on Arg 3 weeks ago:
And she knows you’re after her booty when you buy her a drink (rum…how original).
- Comment on Target acquired 4 weeks ago:
Oh they know there’s a difference, or else they wouldn’t strategically shit the opposite color of the object they target.
(Jokes aside, the white portion of bird droppings is uric acid and the dark portion is fecal matter, which they excrete from the same opening).
- Comment on We thought it would be free forever 4 weeks ago:
It was free when you used LimeWire to download LimeWire Pro 🧠
- Comment on What are some good communities to follow for someone who is just getting into lemmy? 5 weeks ago:
What are his interests? I can make a few suggestions based on them. There is a search bar where he can filter for communities containing keywords he looks for. I also suggest browsing by All, subscribing to communities that interest him, and blocking the communities and users (sometimes it’s a handful of users sharing unwanted content around multiple communities) he doesn’t want to see.
- Comment on This community atm 5 weeks ago:
Enough talk, let’s get to the guac guac.
- Comment on finally quenched my thirst 1 month ago:
Rest in piss 🪦🙏
- Comment on Just starting my spring planting and want to add some new statues to it 1 month ago:
How it started vs. how it’s going
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Deodorant; the antivenom to the Fediverse’s own species of pit viper.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Some of your computers are horny by proxy.
- Comment on How to "do Chewbacca? 2 months ago:
Asking politely will go a long way in helping you get some Wookiee nookie.
- Comment on Bird Law 2 months ago:
The case was later dismissed due to a lack of probable caws.
- Comment on Trust in Jesus 2 months ago:
“Alcophilic memes” has enough content to be its own community lol.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 months ago:
WITHDRAW CONSENT (projectile vomits)
- Comment on shoutout to all the invertibabes 2 months ago:
If you can’t handle me at my worm, you don’t deserve me at my best 🪱 💅
- Comment on Diphalia 2 months ago:
I see your “snakes have two penises” and raise you “kangaroos have THREE vaginas”.
- Comment on Anon is a Japanese peasant 2 months ago:
Context:
Tsujigiri (辻斬り or 辻斬, literally “crossroads killing") is a Japanese term for a practice when a samurai, after receiving a new katana or developing a new fighting style or weapon, tests its effectiveness by attacking a human opponent, usually a random defenseless passer-by, in many cases during night time. The practitioners themselves are also referred to as tsujigiri.
The act of tsujigiri against defenceless civilians was widely and socially condemned as immoral, cowardly, and associated with rogue samurais and bandits, and was not considered common or respectable samurai practice. It was made a capital offence by law in 1602 by the Edo government.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 months ago:
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 months ago:
Damn, I’m sorry 🫂 that is a flaw with her character and not your height though.
- Comment on Classics 2 months ago:
Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 months ago:
Chihuahuas are the scrappiest ones lol. If it won that fight I’ll give credit where it’s due.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 months ago:
Slight tangent: maybe this is just an online thing since I hardly ever hear it in real life, but I do not understand the mean comments towards short men (especially from women who are still shorter than them). You get all the benefits of man™ in compact form. What’s not to like??
- Comment on Wouldn't you like to know 2 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The Feast of the Ass has been around since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
- Comment on Why do russian parents insist on being treated to home cooked meals? 2 months ago:
It is custom in some cultures, including mine, to host holidays and personal events in your own home and visit friends and family in their homes when it is their turn. There may not be (or have been at the time) a good selection of restaurants, those restaurants might be expensive or exclusive, and inviting someone for a home cooked meal feels like the more personal and thoughtful thing to do. Some older generations have a hard time letting go of these customs without understanding that circumstances have changed (less family and community support, more options for eating out).
It can be exhausting having to regularly host and clean before and after large groups of people on top of all your other responsibilities and I can’t blame anyone for wanting to celebrate in a restaurant or somewhere outside the home.
- Comment on Been putting a lot of thought into this 2 months ago:
Unhitching the trailer from a truck 😌
