lasta
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- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 6 days ago:
Some of your computers are horny by proxy.
- Comment on How to "do Chewbacca? 6 days ago:
Asking politely will go a long way in helping you get some Wookiee nookie.
- Comment on Bird Law 6 days ago:
The case was later dismissed due to a lack of probable caws.
- Comment on Trust in Jesus 6 days ago:
“Alcophilic memes” has enough content to be its own community lol.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 1 week ago:
WITHDRAW CONSENT (projectile vomits)
- Comment on shoutout to all the invertibabes 1 week ago:
If you can’t handle me at my worm, you don’t deserve me at my best 🪱 💅
- Comment on Diphalia 1 week ago:
I see your “snakes have two penises” and raise you “kangaroos have THREE vaginas”.
- Comment on Anon is a Japanese peasant 2 weeks ago:
Context:
Tsujigiri (辻斬り or 辻斬, literally “crossroads killing") is a Japanese term for a practice when a samurai, after receiving a new katana or developing a new fighting style or weapon, tests its effectiveness by attacking a human opponent, usually a random defenseless passer-by, in many cases during night time. The practitioners themselves are also referred to as tsujigiri.
The act of tsujigiri against defenceless civilians was widely and socially condemned as immoral, cowardly, and associated with rogue samurais and bandits, and was not considered common or respectable samurai practice. It was made a capital offence by law in 1602 by the Edo government.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 weeks ago:
Damn, I’m sorry 🫂 that is a flaw with her character and not your height though.
- Comment on Classics 2 weeks ago:
Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 weeks ago:
Chihuahuas are the scrappiest ones lol. If it won that fight I’ll give credit where it’s due.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 2 weeks ago:
Slight tangent: maybe this is just an online thing since I hardly ever hear it in real life, but I do not understand the mean comments towards short men (especially from women who are still shorter than them). You get all the benefits of man™ in compact form. What’s not to like??
- Comment on Wouldn't you like to know 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 2 weeks ago:
The Feast of the Ass has been around since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
- Comment on Why do russian parents insist on being treated to home cooked meals? 4 weeks ago:
It is custom in some cultures, including mine, to host holidays and personal events in your own home and visit friends and family in their homes when it is their turn. There may not be (or have been at the time) a good selection of restaurants, those restaurants might be expensive or exclusive, and inviting someone for a home cooked meal feels like the more personal and thoughtful thing to do. Some older generations have a hard time letting go of these customs without understanding that circumstances have changed (less family and community support, more options for eating out).
It can be exhausting having to regularly host and clean before and after large groups of people on top of all your other responsibilities and I can’t blame anyone for wanting to celebrate in a restaurant or somewhere outside the home.
- Comment on Been putting a lot of thought into this 4 weeks ago:
Unhitching the trailer from a truck 😌
- Comment on Nature sure made the right choice 1 month ago:
With enough cocaine usage, you can tear down the partition wall and have yourself a uninostril (not recommended).
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Grunting and straining noises So, nice weather today.