These signs should be everywhere so we can stop wasting our lives on nonsense

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Assembly?

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• klugerama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “The best time to learn ass was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.”

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Learn ass? Will there be a test tomorrow?

  I’m not scared. I am a bit of a bootyologist myself.

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Test? You mean assessment?

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re not ready for the big ass test tomorrow? Didn’t you study?

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  If I’m gonna die tomorrow, thus exam I have booked in a few hours doesn’t matter.

  If I should learn like I’ll live forever, then I should go do this exam.

  🤨

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  That’s the tricky balancing act in life. You have to plan long-term with the assumption that you will live a long time and yet also be prepared to die at any moment and try to be satisfied with what you’ve already done. Not put things off because you might not live to finish them but yet pursue long-term goals because you might live a long time.

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  While you were partying, I was studying the ass.

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• Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am I gonna die tomorrow forever?

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  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Learn all the ass you can

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• lasta@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m picturing the rapture, but only proctologists ascend.

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not with that terrible font.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i won’t live forever, therefore I shouldn’t learn ass?

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ass

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well shit.

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