These signs should be everywhere so we can stop wasting our lives on nonsense

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Learn ass? Will there be a test tomorrow?

  I’m not scared. I am a bit of a bootyologist myself.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re not ready for the big ass test tomorrow? Didn’t you study?

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  • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In Spanish, that’s “culero”

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is that word related to culinary? Because…

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Test? You mean assessment?

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  While you were partying, I was studying the ass.

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• klugerama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “The best time to learn ass was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.”

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• Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Am I gonna die tomorrow forever?

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  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Learn all the ass you can

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve only started my journey, but I’m proud to say I was recently promoted to ass apprentice.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And soon, the Ass Master.

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    • BumbleBTuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s you, you’re him. You’re the Assman!!

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i won’t live forever, therefore I shouldn’t learn ass?

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• Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ass

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Assembly?

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I’m gonna die tomorrow, thus exam I have booked in a few hours doesn’t matter.

  If I should learn like I’ll live forever, then I should go do this exam.

  🤨

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  • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Schrodinger’s catch-22

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s the tricky balancing act in life. You have to plan long-term with the assumption that you will live a long time and yet also be prepared to die at any moment and try to be satisfied with what you’ve already done. Not put things off because you might not live to finish them but yet pursue long-term goals because you might live a long time.

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not with that terrible font.

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• lasta@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m picturing the rapture, but only proctologists ascend.

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well shit.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wanna make it into a white lady sign and put it up on my wall

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