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• NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  There’s a restaurant in Reading, PA with a men’s room that has a sink, two urinals, and a toilet. No stalls. One room.

  There was a lock on the door, but it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you’re taking a shit.

  I didn’t see the woman’s bathroom, but apparently a few others did because the lock on that door didn’t work.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Academically I can’t come up with any argument for why that’s so much worse than taking a shit with the stall walls, and yet, it’s just fucking insane.

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  • Rev3rze@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you’re taking a shit.

    And then stay for the duration of your shit because they can’t leave without leaving the door unlocked.

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The chairs are for that mid-pee break 👌

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• Darkmuch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Me? I’m just waiting for my flight.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Spirit always gets the worst terminal in the airport.

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• f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I shid in the toilet with no hole, wat do?

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Wafflestomp your way to salvation!

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• lasta@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Gonna hold up scorecards like judges at the Olympics.

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    hahahaha

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Honestly, not that far off from when I injured my bladder and had to do a flow study. Stood on two wooden boxes, straddling a small pool/large bucket, with some catheter monstrosity up my urethra, and a probe up my ass. The three specialists and one technician apparently had to visually detect my muscle movement, so I was full-on naked. Then, they pumped water into my bladder and told me to tell them when I felt full. Then they made me push the water back out, and then they did it again a couple of times. At one point, they told me to try to not poop while they performed the study because it could mess things up. I lost what little remained of my inhibition that day.

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    So, Saturday night at my favourite bar then?

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    yup. you leave any kind of dignity at the hospital door

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  3/10, too much splashback. Go learn your piss geometry, noob.

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• SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You have entered the chamber of sages! It is time for you to prove your worth!!

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Got it. Check me out. Dramatic pose. Pees up. Right arm redirect flow into all four urinals.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ut oh, this guy’s good

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’m not against a post-piss sitting

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• Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I peeed my pants

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  There might have been talking penises in a TV show called Patriot or they were just always having awkward conversations while standing at the ironbark

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You can’t expect guys to ruin their knees and give you random truckstop head. This is only polite.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Finally, ranked competitive pissing breaks out of Twitter

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I never understood why all the other guys didn’t wanna pee in front of me.

  I came out in 1997

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