JoShmoe

@JoShmoe@ani.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When he finally gets so bored staring at the screen he just goes to sleep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Your bf moves around too much in his sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit, I'd pay $9⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if they dont want you to answer? What if the idea was to call while you were too busy to do anything?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dont know that reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Should’ve went with Ashley instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weight⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Been there. Occupying yourself with company and activities helps but if you got no mate or any previous experience, it’ll eat away at you over time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reality⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tux certainly unlocked a few layers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it?.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to go back and forth between this and good carrot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Price gouging⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooo does it make one of those cool noises that squishy toys make?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get a set of furry train tracks to complete the scene?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That comes after.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of reptilian are you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God Damn Millennials Ruining Everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are strong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I AM deserving, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨F5 makes everything refreshing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He wants to F11 that ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The circle jerk of the job interview⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But if you read further you’ll see my contributions have reemerged in other for profit systems!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish I still had a CD player⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well why didn’t you take care of your cd player?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three dinosaurs in a trenchcoat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With this drawing the tiny arms make so much more sense now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The dad that stepped down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These memes are getting too complex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France is next⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New Zealand? Never heard of it. Where is that again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France is next⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  By extension so is Germany.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck, can I have a do-over?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨see, no one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No one:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh you think its cute now though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After all, why not?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What you should tell those individuals is “You need someone to tell you you’re right all the time.” Maybe reverse psychology will help them see the error of their ways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard to answer the question when you don't even understand the question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay fine I didn’t study! Are you happy now?! Jerk yourself off already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a perfectly good bench in the background that the homeless can still use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love what you do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This sorta implies athletes don’t “work”. You do not reach this level without working your ass off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I promise, no one can tell that you're high at work, trust me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All those swigs in the bathroom, yup we know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hershey highway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No nut November is over, you can stop holding it in now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh really?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Com’on bro just let me get it in. Only for tonight. You owe me anyways.