JoShmoe

@JoShmoe@ani.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, lets all blame the one guy you’re thinking of that subjected the entire prehistoric population of earth to their concept of marriage. You’re a genius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World Map⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dont see anything wrong with any of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me you just married without telling me you just married.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you like a corn dog 👉👈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of ‘sounding’ activity is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll make you a winner yet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Howdy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A large group of people? Or a group of large people? How about a large group of large people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patricia Bath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  90s era of american television paints an interesting picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Astronomers seek global ban on space advertising⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being born under an off-brand star.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me irl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At what point does the food in your body become you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh you're gonna be a horny bard again thing campaign? Here's your dice.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She shakes her ass, or he…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dog says: I’m a cat. My fur isnt hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even the worst among us sacrifice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My car makes obnoxious vrum vrums into forgotten hmm hmms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Divine revelation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  67

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices realism in GTA6⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought we were already at ps9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wildfire Griffin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Science?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goats know the truth.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Edge, edge, edge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shut up science

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smashin' pots or something⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IIIIItalian⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take a look at this guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the only proper message that can be extracted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pre Pear Uranus Burning 4 Rooster

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I finally got her to snapchat herself playing with a big black chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨audition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got it. Check me out. Dramatic pose. Pees up. Right arm redirect flow into all four urinals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even Trollops are Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a lie, you’re lying!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even Trollops are Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Violet? I wanna know what happened to Nicole. What happened to the Fediverse chick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance Dance Extinction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why isnt there any evidence of a giant arcade console?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨which way?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In that case, witnesses would be presented with a lineup of various suspect asses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fr Fr no cap on God⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They done woke the whole damn engine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is such a dumb and shameless attempt to get people to stare at your ass and generate ideas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to turn the phrase "The 1%" into a grawlixed slur?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rich people regularly molesting my life savings but nobody believes me.