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Anon goes for a walk with a girl

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like there were somehow some serious gaps in between

    mentions it to her

    and

    end of conversation

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    • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well it’s anon so, probably something like

      >I have more than I need, would you like some?

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uhh, I fail to see what anon did wrong. Mundane conversations about average issues would give only the most selfish sort of person the ick.

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  • 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. Because of bird, OP was able to navigate around a pothole in life.

    Bird did OP a favor.

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  • MagnyusG@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    he doesn’t even go for the walk with the girl. mfer gets shat on by himself and mentions it to her, the absolute buffoon.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    See cute girl? See profile implying it’s actually being managed by a cute girl.

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  • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anons image choice game is strong though.

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  • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She’s probably just not looking for a relationship, and decided to dip out once she realized that OP was.

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine you’re walking with someone and they get shit on by a bird but they try to pretend it didn’t happen. That would be way more awkward right?

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    • Sirence@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ah right I guess I misinterpreted

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  • Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    birds shit was a good luck charm, he dodged a bullet.

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