Uhh, I fail to see what anon did wrong. Mundane conversations about average issues would give only the most selfish sort of person the ick.
Anon goes for a walk with a girl
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d3b7aa1c-6643-4699-9358-0ce950a2ab70.jpeg
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. Because of bird, OP was able to navigate around a pothole in life.
Bird did OP a favor.
MagnyusG@lemmy.world 1 month ago
he doesn’t even go for the walk with the girl. mfer gets shat on by himself and mentions it to her, the absolute buffoon.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 month ago
See cute girl? See profile implying it’s actually being managed by a cute girl.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anons image choice game is strong though.
Psythik@lemm.ee 1 month ago
She’s probably just not looking for a relationship, and decided to dip out once she realized that OP was.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Imagine you’re walking with someone and they get shit on by a bird but they try to pretend it didn’t happen. That would be way more awkward right?
Sirence@feddit.org 1 month ago
[deleted]chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
ah right I guess I misinterpreted
Alloi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
birds shit was a good luck charm, he dodged a bullet.
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like there were somehow some serious gaps in between
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Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well it’s anon so, probably something like
>I have more than I need, would you like some?