Anon goes for a walk with a girl

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I feel like there were somehow some serious gaps in between

  mentions it to her

  and

  end of conversation

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  • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well it’s anon so, probably something like

    >I have more than I need, would you like some?

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Uhh, I fail to see what anon did wrong. Mundane conversations about average issues would give only the most selfish sort of person the ick.

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• 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. Because of bird, OP was able to navigate around a pothole in life.

  Bird did OP a favor.

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• MagnyusG@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  he doesn’t even go for the walk with the girl. mfer gets shat on by himself and mentions it to her, the absolute buffoon.

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  See cute girl? See profile implying it’s actually being managed by a cute girl.

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• GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Anons image choice game is strong though.

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• Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  She’s probably just not looking for a relationship, and decided to dip out once she realized that OP was.

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• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Imagine you’re walking with someone and they get shit on by a bird but they try to pretend it didn’t happen. That would be way more awkward right?

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  • Sirence@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      ah right I guess I misinterpreted

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• Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  birds shit was a good luck charm, he dodged a bullet.

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