Uhh, I fail to see what anon did wrong. Mundane conversations about average issues would give only the most selfish sort of person the ick.
Anon goes for a walk with a girl
Submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d3b7aa1c-6643-4699-9358-0ce950a2ab70.jpeg
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Sirence@feddit.org 1 week ago
Maybe she is British and when he wrote a bird shat on him she assumed it was a scat thing and dipped.
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. Because of bird, OP was able to navigate around a pothole in life.
Bird did OP a favor.
MagnyusG@lemmy.world 1 week ago
he doesn’t even go for the walk with the girl. mfer gets shat on by himself and mentions it to her, the absolute buffoon.
JoShmoe@ani.social 1 week ago
See cute girl? See profile implying it’s actually being managed by a cute girl.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Anons image choice game is strong though.
Psythik@lemm.ee 1 week ago
She’s probably just not looking for a relationship, and decided to dip out once she realized that OP was.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Imagine you’re walking with someone and they get shit on by a bird but they try to pretend it didn’t happen. That would be way more awkward right?
Sirence@feddit.org 1 week ago
They weren’t walking together, he was walking without her, a bird shat on him and he messaged her about it.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
ah right I guess I misinterpreted
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I feel like there were somehow some serious gaps in between
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Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Well it’s anon so, probably something like
>I have more than I need, would you like some?