GratefullyGodless
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 2 weeks ago:
Instructions unclear. I just sprinkled cocaine on my rice pudding.
- Comment on Jewish man among first charged in pro-Palestinian slogan crackdown that reminds some of 1970s Queensland 2 weeks ago:
But if he’s Jewish, can’t he file a complaint against the police for antisemitism then?
- Comment on 13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station 1 month ago:
Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!
- Comment on Posting without context. Will not be taking questions. Bye. 1 month ago:
I guess we’ve found the person with the Mitch McConnell kink.
- Comment on Tasty Product 🍔 2 months ago:
He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
- Comment on ancient hyperfixations 2 months ago:
But was he actually cured, or did he instead just get better at hiding his compulsion?
- Comment on Increasing the surface area of a substance increases its reaction rate. Proof by garlic. 4 months ago:
Powdered.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 4 months ago:
Do they do a nativity scene with baby cheezus?
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 5 months ago:
Omni! I remember being a teenager, and eagerly getting my subscription copy every month in the mail. In fact, i think i still have them in a box in the garage.
I thought Omni was awesome, and that they did a good job of trying to make science more accessible to people. I just wish that they had succeeded.
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 5 months ago:
A journal about the science of blackjack and hookers?
- Comment on Scandal 5 months ago:
Bill Clinton has never struck me as the kind of guy who would turn down a blowjob, no matter who offers it.
- Comment on New small business owner had a great idea to have word of mouth build his business. 6 months ago:
Sigh…::unzips::
- Comment on well designed you say 6 months ago:
It’s not an obsession, it’s just a game where people sneak it into their posts and then see how long it takes people to realize it. It’s just a momentary amusement, and isn’t taken very seriously. Definitely not an obsession, and not something to take too seriously, it’s just people having some fun.
There are some clever versions of it though. The most unique was the version done using song titles, with all the images being pictures of the performers, so no graphics to help you figure it out.
- Comment on 7 months ago:
And Freedman. Feel like its appropriate to mention his name for some reason.
- Comment on Help. 8 months ago:
Fallout 5: Wireborn
That does sound like it wouldn’t suck, but this is Bethesda we’re talking about, so it still would.
- Comment on quick thinking 9 months ago:
That was my first thought as well.
Chase: He’s in atrial fibrillation. Get the crash cart.
House: No! Pull down his pants and hand me that glove and some lube!
Chase and the other Doctors: Um…what?
- Comment on HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew 9 months ago:
Not really going to sleep well when ghosts keep showing up and waking you up every hour to show you your past, present, and future.
- Comment on I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it. 9 months ago:
Works in real life too. Grew a beard when i was 17, and never got carded for booze again after that.
- Comment on You got it, buddy 10 months ago:
I got confused because i initially read that as Worf instead of Wolf, and i thought that it was weird trying to make a point with a Star Trek character.
- Comment on HAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK 10 months ago:
Maybe he didn’t mean Cyberpunk 2077, and just meant the genre in general? I mean, there are other cyberpunk games, plus tv shows, movies, anime, literature, etc.
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 10 months ago:
::Cheery whistling intensifies::
- Comment on Bait or r*ta*d*ti*n. Call it. 11 months ago:
Musk learned the hard way why other billionaires don’t get directly involved in politics, and buy politicians instead. That way they get what they want, but let the politicians take the heat for pushing through the billionaires agendas.
The problem for Musk is that his ego wouldn’t allow him to sit quietly on the sidelines calling the shots. He had to prove how smart he was, and how he was the only one who could fix the government. Now, he’s pissed off almost everyone, has lost various large foreign contracts for his companies, drove sales of Tesla into the ground, and is watching Trump undo the “brilliant” governmental cost cutting that he did.
And, his ego still won’t let it go, as now he’s suggested he’ll start his own political party. You just know the other billionaires are looking at him and going “What a dumbass!”
- Comment on How to hold onto a subway pole 11 months ago:
To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet…sort of.
- Comment on Yes, this is 11 months ago:
I am at a loss to understand what this is about.
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
You did it so well, I started hearing it in their voices after a few lines. Well done.
- Comment on Anon goes for a walk with a girl 11 months ago:
Anons image choice game is strong though.
- Comment on moms spaghetti 11 months ago:
Im just pissed that i didn’t think of this back when i was a bachelor.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l 1 year ago:
Most of the bad people ARE the religious people.
- Comment on Satire, I think 1 year ago:
You forgot the bit where he’ll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
- Comment on Now that's an interesting question 1 year ago:
“Let go my sandy eggo!” Just doesn’t sound very appetizing.