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The American People

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ekZepp@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • immutable@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Dear America: You are waking up, as Germany once did, to the awareness that 1/3 of your people would kill another 1/3 while 1/3 watches.”—Werner Herzog.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only this time instead of a silly mustache model, we have a cheeto baked rolley-polley.

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    • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What a wonderfully horrifying quote

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    • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah. America had Nazis in the 30s too. We’re immune to the most rabid varieties of fascism and authoritarianism because they don’t produce all the cool products Americans demand.

      Americans might be plagued with racism and bigotry, but we’re way too lazy and invested in our own lives for a coup. Literally our bread and circuses are way too good.

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      • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Your bread is pretty shit though. One of the things I miss when I’m over for more than a week is actual, good bread.

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      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That describes the 2/3rds that’s watching or being killed. Our complacency is what makes us vulnerable.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We’re immune to the most rabid varieties of fascism

        Doubt.jpeg

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    • Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Waking up? I’m pretty sure we’ve been well aware sense the civil war.

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    • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Werner Herzog did not say that.

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      • immutable@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        TIL updated my post to reflect that

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  • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think most of us are less apathetic like Squidward and more just exhausted. We care about a lot of the things happening, but there’s so much going on we physically can’t keep track of, let alone care about, it all, so we don’t. We just don’t have the mental or emotional energy for it all.

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    • alilbee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We’re all trying to be SpongeBob, but we’re all subject to being a Squidward some days.

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    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s not just Americans. As a Canadian we’re deeply affected by American situations (plus our own politics). Sometimes the only way to put up with the complex world we live in is a little Squidwardism

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      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I feel for you. On behalf of my country, I would like to apologize for all the bullshit we put you all through. You deserve better neighbors. :(

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      • wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well, let’s not pretend any of us even ‘need’ American influence to become shitty. The entirety of Europe has apparently decided that it’s been long enough since WW2 for us to give Fascism another try. Sure, the US influences the world, but we’re more than capable of fucking things up ourselves.

        While maybe not as bad as the US yet, that image can be recycled for Europe in a short while.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …covfefe.

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    • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True

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    • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are few ‘viable solutions’ that readily present themselves to the concerned voter, so little gets resolved and issues continue to grow and morph. If you look at things through a state by state lens it becomes more cloudy because state laws will affect more immediate issues and can very likely differ. It’s hard to command fifty entities in one direction, all worried about various concerns in various directions. Having faith in this Rube Goldberg machine def makes for a bad time, so apathy and hope suffice. System working as intended, do not investigate.

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      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Honestly, that’s why with as much respect as I have for the Constitution and founding fathers, I sincerely belibe that a parliamentary, rather than federal system, would be far more efficient & effective. Sure, problems could effect faster, but so could solutions.

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh hey I think I’m in this picture.

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    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are you the styrofoam cup

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And then the red second someone from Europe cracks wise about it, all of them descend upon the poor healthcare haver like a pack of rabid wolves.

    For how capable we are of recognizing and hating our own problems, we are equally incapable of hearing about them from anyone else without punching said anyone else in the face for talking shit.

    Salutes flag, sheds patriotic tear, admires eagle screeching while spreading its wings before the majestic sunset

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I still feel like half of the time the people from Europe are using it as an opportunity to pat themselves on the back for something they were born into. (I can make this criticism because I’m from here)

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      • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And ignoring the fact that they just elected a political party that wants to eliminate the very thing they’re bragging about, because an immigrant might be able to afford a doctor.

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      • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Trust me, i’m not patting myself anywhere. I live in Italy.

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  • jurgel@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The American people

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A Brief Disagreement

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      • Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This Land is Mine

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Europeans and Americans are natural enemies. Just like Americans and Russians. And Americans and Americans. Damn Americans! You ruined America!

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Under the “right” circumstances, any of us could be any of those characters.

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m Squidward

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    • Nevoic@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Until the tankies seize power and start killing the anarchists for being anti-state xd

      Not all tankies would do this, but it’s happened before and it’s good to be cautious around those who want supreme authority, even if they claim it’s just “temporary”. If we see the Chinese state wither away and give rise to a truly communist society, I’ll be genuinely surprised.

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      • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thanks 🙏🏻 for making my point for me.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta hand it to the politicians and the media. After that Occupy Wallstreet business, they got to work real quick turning Americans against each other. Successful.

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    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh right, it’s not like we fought a civil war over a hundred years before that, and to this day there are still people here flying the losing sides flag. We’ve been turning on each other a long time. It’s an American tradition at this point.

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    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Turns out that people, in general, are intellectually bankrupt and very easy to manipulate.

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  • Hyphlosion@donphan.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

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  • Axle182@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah yes, united.

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Untied

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just balkanize already

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    • Liz@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s rural vs urban, just like in a lot of other countries. Pretty tough to separate that way since they both depend on each other.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        More urban versus suburban. The suburbs are an enormous money sink that require tons of subsidy and infrastructure expansion to persist. A bunch of our municipal, state, and national policy revolves around keeping life in the suburbs artificially cheap and expanding the housing stock.

        Rural communities don’t have anywhere near the kind of political influence as the suburbs, as they lack a wealthy professional workforce or a large enfranchised voter base to command elected offices. While you definitely see rural politics show up in suburban races, they tend to revolve around cultural icons (driving a big truck versus riding the bus, having a big yard versus living in a town home, proximity to colleges and communities of color, taste in clothing or music) rather than actual rural political issues (water rights, agricultural labor issues, affordable education and health care).

        Rural communities get steamrolled as regularly as urban communities. We’re seeing that now in Texas, where the governor is turning a blind eye to another big drought and unleashing his police force on migrant farm workers as he gets ready to axe all the public schools out in the tiny towns and force people into low-budget charters. Urban centers are louder in their opposition, but the rural neighborhoods are getting fucked just as hard.

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Europa: staring fascisticly from a distance.

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Europa: staring from a distance of anywhere between 365 and 601 million miles away…

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      • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Broke: my phone autocorrecting to the German spelling.

        Bespoke: Your clever joke.

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  • rodneylives@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saying “American people” the way the Beastie Boys would say “Another dimension”

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  • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    8 downvotes from American people.

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  • MockingMoniker@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get your popcorn, Europe.

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  • weker01@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The American People?

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  • aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m squidward in this one.

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