Shardikprime
@Shardikprime@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway 15 hours ago:
clang
Bring out your dead!
- Comment on I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway 15 hours ago:
What’s the problem? One of the common complains on Lemmy is that they claim to ban inheritance, for everyone. So this would be the logical conclusion right?
- Comment on Evil 3 days ago:
- Comment on This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty 4 days ago:
True hydrohomie
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 4 days ago:
I’m willing to bet they understood the assignment very well
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 4 days ago:
I keked
- Comment on Stop making up states 4 days ago:
I always knew California was a bedrock of metal illness
- Comment on Stop making up states 4 days ago:
Narf
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 4 days ago:
Holy shit, this is the very same people that later will tell you about how they will “eat the rich” and “deny, despise , defenestrate” (or whatever) every CEO they encounter.
All the meanwhile being incredibly socially stunted and so utterly incapable of even being direct with someone and talking over a perceived issue at work, one of the safest environments they’ll have access to for human interactions.
Totally unhinged, dissociative and disconnected from reality behavior.
- Comment on Every time I search a windows error 5 days ago:
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 6 days ago:
- Comment on I choose innovation. 6 days ago:
Everybody living in 2024 while this guy living in 1500
- Comment on and we thought our thing with beans was bad 6 days ago:
Imagine answering a question with another question.
I’d ask if everyone here is just looking to be annoyed at the slightest thing but it shows, like, all around
- Comment on Day 150 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 1 week ago:
To understand this screenshot, we need to talk about parallel universes.
- Comment on Imperialism, authoritarianism and oppression is bad all around m'kay 1 week ago:
I was going to ask about the downvotes and then I remembered this is Lemmy lmao 🤣
- Comment on How is this Amazon ad anything BUT a trick to get a 7 year old child to get their mitts on dad's phone and charge his credit card $13K in two clicks? 1 week ago:
So just outrage for the sake of outrage
- Comment on Imperialism, authoritarianism and oppression is bad all around m'kay 1 week ago:
Would be nice having the “real socialists” condemn the fake socialists
- Comment on ROFL 2 weeks ago:
I am convinced these people are actual ascended beings, there is no other way to explain it
- Comment on shoe 2 weeks ago:
I’m sickened, but curious
- Comment on How am I supposed to obtain income? 2 weeks ago:
So I don’t know if you tried looking for state jobs.
I see you are in Michigan so, apply for something that you’re overqualified for and then work the job until you’re past the probation period.
Then, apply for the job you want. They hire internally first for pretty much every position. This is how several people’s experience go about how they got into their current position with the state at DHHS.
A popular position for getting your foot in the door is processing food stamp applications. It’s remote and doesn’t require a bachelor’s degree, so having a bachelor’s degree will likely get you an interview.
Also, this applies in general:
Applicant recruiting software usually looks for key words.
Look at the ad & attached position description and highlight the words and phrases used.
Include them in your resume, cover letter, application. You have to tailor your application to each position. It’s a royal pain, but that’s how most recruiting software works.
I would also urge you to call the respective departments/agencies HR departments and ask about the position. A current employee may be able to flag your application depending on whom you speak to.
Either that or try MDOC as some say it is the easiest way into the State. Its not for everyone but its an option. They always look for people.
So to summarize
Use exact words and terms from the job description on your application. The software will search and grade your application by these hits.
Keep it short. Use only one font. The software diagnoses the beginning font and can’t read anything that deviates from the font.
Apply for an entry level position and work your way up to the position you actually want.
Other options
Check the community college job postings near where you live! When they are about to start a new semester, they usually have openings
On that note, The schools are always hiring. It varies depending on the district, but Livonia school for example is looking for the following:
www.applitrack.com/…/default.aspx?all=1
Manufacturing is ALWAYS hiring. Drive by just about any plant in the Metro Detroit area and probably there will be ‘now hiring’ signs all over the place.
No experience will probably start around $15/hr, but if you learn fast & want to advance, there are usually ways to move up pretty quickly.
Check out mml.org’s classifieds if you haven’t already. Again, people often overlook city government jobs but the pay is often decent and have good benefits. Some also tend to browse governmentjobs.com.
Oakland County seems to have lots of different jobs available.
careers-oakgov.icims.com/jobs/search?hashed=-6258…
Try contacting an agency like kelly or arrow strategies if you’re in tech.
Remember we are near the end of year. December January February are basically dead time for gigs, they all pick up on march
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
Wow that kid is so merciful, only a cautionary shot, what an example
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
This actually makes it so much better
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
Man you must have a lot on experience on that, care to share
I don’t know about your dirt.
Still, glad you have common sense to defend your property, not like the bunch of wallflowers in here.
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
…dude.
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
…Yes?
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
Based take, criminals are not people
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
Hilarity ensues when Lemmy subscribers start buying guns en masse to ridicule and own republicans after losing the elections, becoming the very thing they swore to destroy
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
That’s the beauty of it
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
So Lemmy. Nice
- Comment on Intruder 3 weeks ago:
He’s a kid. Shaming him for his weight and then assuming his mental state at the moment is not the “own” you think it is