Easy test: do the parts still have cum stains on them?
Anon needs help proving something
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Obviously the Theseus gnomes account for that. They’re goddamn professionals.
ladicius@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s psychosis, isn’t it.
Donkter@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Psychosis and/or schizophrenia. This is a more common type of schizophrenia as opposed to hearing voices etc.
banazir@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Could be something related to Capgras delusion.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Delusional misidentification syndrome is an umbrella term … for a group of four delusional disorders that occur in the context of mental and neurological illness. They are grouped together as they often occur simultaneously or interchange, and they display the common concept of the double (sosie). They all involve a belief that the identity of a person, object, or place has somehow changed or has been altered. [Author] Christodoulu further categorized these disorders into those including hypo (or under)-identification of a well-known person (Capgras delusion), and hyper (or over)-identification of an unknown person (the remaining three). As these delusions typically only concern one particular topic, they also fall under the category called monothematic delusions.
Interesting!
yogsototh@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
This article is awesome.
This put a light on Twin Peaks world and more generally David Lynch work. I think most of these delusions are present in his movies.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
be me
using pc
need to pee
pees
Am I the only one who initially thought anon peeded his pants?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It never actually says he didn’t piss his pants, just that he left the room briefly. It’s a greentext so for all we know he only left the room to get someone to help him change his diaper lol
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
or get a mop
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Motherfucking Theseus gnomes. Always fucking shit up. They keep switching out my testicles. I have no idea where they came from.
Also, I thought it said thesaurus gnomes the first time I read it, which is still kinda funny.
KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
it’s funny, comical, and humorous!
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Okay, I know how to stop them. I’ll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.
dumbass@leminal.space 4 weeks ago
Don’t listen to this fool with his big pharma lies, what you gotta do is cover your computer desk with a layer of spray on glue, when you leave those little shits will come and get stuck, now you have your own magic prisoners!
I use mine yo help with small things, one of them is amazing at painting nails. Best 5 bucks I’ve spent.
Itte@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Then?
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Take another hit of DMT, anon. You just need to break through.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
be me going to pee dark hallway have to be fast so the darkness won’t catch me
morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Easy, check your cpu’s cache. Also the unused portions of your disk and memory.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
they do a full image of your disk, what do you think they are, amateurs?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Is that physically possible? Even if they can replace physical parts at absurd speeds, they may not be able to do full data transfer. Also, still the cache
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Similarly, I’m pretty sure I’ve been raped by a ninja but how would you know?
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Cum stains.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Maybe a novice but not a seasoned pro.
papalonian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is this why sometimes my computer says I don’t have permission to access my files?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You’re not the administrator anymore dummy, the gnomes are. What you gotta do is wait until 3 am (peek gnome hour) and wait for them to emerge, hold one hostage and demand that gnome tech support reinstate you as admin. It’s pretty east really, just use pepper jack cheese as bait, gnomes fucking live ppj cheese
MxM111@kbin.social 5 weeks ago
They also replaced every neuron in his brain.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Glad that’s not happening to me. I’ve had the same PC since 2007.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
you gotta put a piece of tape on there. if the tape moved then you know they did it
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 weeks ago
What if they replace everything even the tape?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This must be a Chad post… All true cultured gentlemen have a proprietary blend of dried Mountain Dew and Cheeto dust coating all parts of their PCs that no gnome could ever replicate! To make everything extra secure one should also leave some personal deposits on all components for true biometric verification!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The gnomes are gifted semen forgers.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Gifted Semen Forgers” should be the name of a death metal band
intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Write your name on the PC
GoodEye8@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
What if they replace your name with your name. Is it still your name?
intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
It’s your name in name only
maculata@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Where the fuck did “Theseus Gnomes” come from?!?!
Ain’t no such thing in classical mythology.
papalonian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s made up, from the classic Theseus’s Ship paradox.
maculata@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Ok fair enough.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Look, machine elves are union. Some people cheap out.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Who do you think rebuilt the ship of theseus
It’s right in the name lol
nikaaa@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Pee on it to mark it.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Medications used to treat schizophrenia
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
lol