Easy test: do the parts still have cum stains on them?
Anon needs help proving something
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Obviously the Theseus gnomes account for that. They’re goddamn professionals.
ladicius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s psychosis, isn’t it.
Donkter@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Psychosis and/or schizophrenia. This is a more common type of schizophrenia as opposed to hearing voices etc.
banazir@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Could be something related to Capgras delusion.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Delusional misidentification syndrome is an umbrella term … for a group of four delusional disorders that occur in the context of mental and neurological illness. They are grouped together as they often occur simultaneously or interchange, and they display the common concept of the double (sosie). They all involve a belief that the identity of a person, object, or place has somehow changed or has been altered. [Author] Christodoulu further categorized these disorders into those including hypo (or under)-identification of a well-known person (Capgras delusion), and hyper (or over)-identification of an unknown person (the remaining three). As these delusions typically only concern one particular topic, they also fall under the category called monothematic delusions.
Interesting!
yogsototh@programming.dev 11 months ago
This article is awesome.
This put a light on Twin Peaks world and more generally David Lynch work. I think most of these delusions are present in his movies.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 months ago
be me
using pc
need to pee
pees
Am I the only one who initially thought anon peeded his pants?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It never actually says he didn’t piss his pants, just that he left the room briefly. It’s a greentext so for all we know he only left the room to get someone to help him change his diaper lol
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
or get a mop
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Motherfucking Theseus gnomes. Always fucking shit up. They keep switching out my testicles. I have no idea where they came from.
Also, I thought it said thesaurus gnomes the first time I read it, which is still kinda funny.
KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 11 months ago
it’s funny, comical, and humorous!
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Okay, I know how to stop them. I’ll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
Don’t listen to this fool with his big pharma lies, what you gotta do is cover your computer desk with a layer of spray on glue, when you leave those little shits will come and get stuck, now you have your own magic prisoners!
I use mine yo help with small things, one of them is amazing at painting nails. Best 5 bucks I’ve spent.
Itte@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Then?
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Take another hit of DMT, anon. You just need to break through.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
be me going to pee dark hallway have to be fast so the darkness won’t catch me
morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Easy, check your cpu’s cache. Also the unused portions of your disk and memory.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
they do a full image of your disk, what do you think they are, amateurs?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Is that physically possible? Even if they can replace physical parts at absurd speeds, they may not be able to do full data transfer. Also, still the cache
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Similarly, I’m pretty sure I’ve been raped by a ninja but how would you know?
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Cum stains.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe a novice but not a seasoned pro.
papalonian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is this why sometimes my computer says I don’t have permission to access my files?
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re not the administrator anymore dummy, the gnomes are. What you gotta do is wait until 3 am (peek gnome hour) and wait for them to emerge, hold one hostage and demand that gnome tech support reinstate you as admin. It’s pretty east really, just use pepper jack cheese as bait, gnomes fucking live ppj cheese
MxM111@kbin.social 11 months ago
They also replaced every neuron in his brain.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Glad that’s not happening to me. I’ve had the same PC since 2007.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you gotta put a piece of tape on there. if the tape moved then you know they did it
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 months ago
What if they replace everything even the tape?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This must be a Chad post… All true cultured gentlemen have a proprietary blend of dried Mountain Dew and Cheeto dust coating all parts of their PCs that no gnome could ever replicate! To make everything extra secure one should also leave some personal deposits on all components for true biometric verification!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The gnomes are gifted semen forgers.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Gifted Semen Forgers” should be the name of a death metal band
intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Write your name on the PC
GoodEye8@lemm.ee 11 months ago
What if they replace your name with your name. Is it still your name?
intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s your name in name only
maculata@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Where the fuck did “Theseus Gnomes” come from?!?!
Ain’t no such thing in classical mythology.
papalonian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s made up, from the classic Theseus’s Ship paradox.
maculata@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Ok fair enough.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Look, machine elves are union. Some people cheap out.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Who do you think rebuilt the ship of theseus
It’s right in the name lol
nikaaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pee on it to mark it.
Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Medications used to treat schizophrenia
LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 months ago
lol